Razor, fuck off with your pompous elitist horseshit (1624 hits)
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Submitted by rad1101 (View user info) at 2006-03-25 04:39:13 EST
As an avid EMU/RABBIT shitposter, and being personally responsible for the resurgance of HAHA RABBIT last year, I am here to defend my honour after Razor's diatribe towards us.
I enjoy short shitty amusing posts.
I enjoy shitty posts.
I enjoy awesome stories.
I enjoy nerd fights.
I enjoy ubersite.
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Now, since I have crossed the 300 post benchmark, as well as the 20,000 review benchmark (the only user besides shlongy who clearly has NO FUCKING LIFE) I am going to list what I consider the best of the best of rad1101.
I hope you enojy some of the things I have submitted to this community in the past.
Thank you.
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stories:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72227 - A nice story about a certain visit to an asian whore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61862 - Part of Williamson's Rebel War series
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72533 - The time my wife tried to kill me in a house fire
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73886 - Hero worship
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66952 - I saw fattony in a bar in LA last year
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77775 - a nice story about cocaine and strippers
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62541 - doing the right thing in prison
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56315 - an early rad story, hijinks as a security guard
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77687 - high school sex
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73611 - underage pedo sex. Plus lots of porn
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64933 - Parody of another user's sanctimonious story of selflessness.
Poems:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69226 - toothbrush
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56915 - guinness
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74017 - trashcan man
Ramblings:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85462 - my weight loss
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58180 - privacy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60261 - privacy and fat people
Funny:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69913
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65321
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70740
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71436
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74117
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there you have it.
Even though I am a faithful shit poster, I do occasionally write something of worth.
so stuff it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit posts are my bread and butter.
Wait, that sounds fucking disgusting.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 10:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you seem to whine about me a lot, that's pretty obvious.
I mean, I love the attention and all, but I told you no more buttsex until you shave your taint.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whining about what, dickcheese? I call it how I see it, that's what I've always done. I've got no time for sugarcoated bullshit, it still stinks just the same. The only time I leave reviews anymore is when I feel strongly about something one way or another. I treat most of Ubersite with quiet indifference. Just count yourself lucky I acknowledge your existence without spitting at you. HAR HAR
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-26 01:24:30 EST (#)
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Jack
1. they were +1s, not -2s
2. you know I am one of your most loyal Jack supporters.
3. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT AN ARBITRARY RATING WAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:32:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:58:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA
Someone call Jack the waaaaaaaambulance.
Do you chide and scold people that go on Amazon who leave negative reviews to books they haven't read, too? I'd like to see what kind of grudge you'd hold if someone indiscriminately hit all your posts with -2s. Get over it.
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Hey, if the guy said, "This story sucks," that's fine. But to nail a bunch of people randomly makes him as bad as the shitty alters who do the same thing.
As for whining, you've done more of that than anything else on this site lately...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:58:59 EST (#)
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HAHAHA
Someone call Jack the waaaaaaaambulance.
Do you chide and scold people that go on Amazon who leave negative reviews to books they haven't read, too? I'd like to see what kind of grudge you'd hold if someone indiscriminately hit all your posts with -2s. Get over it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:33:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
jack, are you too fucking stupid to understand the fine nuances of the message I was trying to convey?
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Are YOU too stupid to realize that instead of sending a message you made yourself into a colossal, spiteful jackass?
A lot of the posts you hit, including many of mine, were stories. To rate and review is expected. Criticism and suggestions are always welcome. But to randomly hand out -2s to what you consider posts not deserving a solid +2 rating without saying why they don't deserve that rating is just lame.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They were squattail's posts, he just didn't want credit for them.
I deserve the hits for the Uberflash Rad and you know it!
But I'm happy to have the more interactive "Electro's Big Fat Fucking Adventure" in my stable.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think razor just wanted the number of good posts to out weigh the number of shit post. You hate him for just wanting a better quality Uber.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think rad was just letting out his pent up frustration from when I took him off of the best evar page.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 Razor
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:13:16 EST (#)
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jack, are you too fucking stupid to understand the fine nuances of the message I was trying to convey?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless's posts that you put up were awesome.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-03-25 18:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is the elitist?
Fuck off, asswipe.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72403#1648213
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or a tatoo.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think a haha rabiit post is bad if its amusing, someone did a shit load of rabbits like pancake rabbit etc.
Its all the posts that I read and think 'I wish I hadn't bothered to read that'.
The stuff which just isn't amusing or interesting. The stuff which makes most heated and its just a picture of a dog or a baby. I don't give a shit about your kid, entertain me.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-25 16:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/030806/internet-fantasy.gif
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-25 16:00:20 EST (#)
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You can snuggle up next to me if you want the heat rad, I don't mind.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-25 13:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:14:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy short shitty amusing posts.
I enjoy shitty posts.
I enjoy awesome stories.
I enjoy nerd fights.
I enjoy ubersite.
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I have no idea who you are, but this is the truth. I post often when I'm drunk and I get the -2's to back it up, but so long as I laugh, fuck it.
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Why do you post when you're drunk? Do you make a habit of getting drunk by yourself and browsing the internet? Sounds like alcoholism!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go back to myspace!
Anyway, check out an article i wrote on that vile enticer of impressionable youth
http://Myspaceruinslives.com
haha, i really did write one.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even a broken watch is right twice a day...
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your shitposts don't annoy me, except when your internet friends spam them onto most heated with +2s.
Your stories are decent though.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been posting a great amount of shit recently. I enjoy emus and rabbits as much as the next guy, but I shall post something serious monday and tuesday.
Monday: Good post
Tuesday: After the Pandemic
Then I can go back to posting fat pubis and goatse.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the MVA
we're the duct tape of ubersite
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy short shitty amusing posts.
I enjoy shitty posts.
I enjoy awesome stories.
I enjoy nerd fights.
I enjoy ubersite.
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I have no idea who you are, but this is the truth. I post often when I'm drunk and I get the -2's to back it up, but so long as I laugh, fuck it.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am amused by your post, even this one.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shitposters unite
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
artpad link is dead
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is not just this post. The whole thing is so silly.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and uberflash is where it is at!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, it greatly frustrates me when I get to the point where I am too drunk to cum, but still get an erection and fuck a girl anyways.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I debated making a response to razor, calling for less emu and haha rabbit and more goatse and tubgirl and the like. Where is the shock factor anymore in ubersite? With degreeless gone, where is the risk involved in uber now? Posts need to have more of an unexpected factor to them. It seems like uber has been settling into being too half assed and less innovation in the posts. People think they can just get away with throwing up the emu or rabbit if they have a clever title, when in reality posts need to be more like fucking alien cat's and nitty's one about having a son. We need more shenanigans, more misdirection, and more shock factor. Nobody properly respects the unholy trinity anymore.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-25 09:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Bat Shit, Radman! Thanks for linking to some of your
older stuff. I really liked it! <imitates Sally Field>
Seriously, you did some good shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-25 09:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking suck at life.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-03-25 09:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-25 08:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta agree with rad here.
Oh, I don't care about the post.
I agree about the "having no life" part.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-25 08:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And when was the last time you posted any fiction?
Just about here as I recall http://www.ubersite.com/m/64189.
You were pretty good at it, why'd you stop?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-25 08:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Rad. I'm not taking any of the latest antics too seriously. It'll all blow over.
I agree with you about what is good about uber. My two favourite bits of the last ubermadness were Thorpe's dog thing that got him in teh trouble and paid in full.
While I enjoy reading a lot of stuff, especially by Circe and BigMike, if I want to read something decent I'll open a book not search the front page.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 06:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks dude.
I just want to be able to tell 'em. I don't want to live this life of mine and not be able to tell anyone what happened.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-03-25 06:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you rad, always have. You have some good stories.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck that douche bag... now go watch my fupa production... if the words don't play during it, i'm sorry :(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a proud shandy disciple
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
firefly, this is clearly a post designed to cash in on your husband's poast from earlier.
and you notice I included all my good stuff, stuff that he was talking about having take uber back over from the shitposts?
DONT YOU SEE THE IRONY
AND THE SELF-CONTEMPT
AND THE SHAMLESS PLUGS?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-03-25 04:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
radely, i missed teh razor context here, however i am with you re the shit posts
i have been endlessly figthing the pro shit post fight
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-25 04:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thank you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-25 04:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is just silly.