FUPA: A Foot For Every Year (Very Good Poetry! without black man fucked fucking penguin sex fuck porn. LOL!) (1134 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryLabels: short_stories
Rating: 0.86 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-03-25 21:34:04 EST
This can be sung to the traditional Irish song "The Town I Loved So Well."
LET'S TAKE BACK UBER, USING POETRY~!
OMG WTF LOL APOCALYPSA! PH3AR ME!
Please, be gentle. I actually tried on this one. Not everything I can do is like my last FUPA. Take mercy. Thank you.
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They called me out of class to tell
That my family was now short a son
I stood before the principal
And quietly asked him what the car had done
Going home in the rain
Running down the dark lanes
To where my parents grieved in the dark house
From distant, I can see my days
And my brother, my love, walking beside
I remember well my farewell
But for him, I will always have my pride
Walking there hand-in-hand
Down along the sweet strand
Past the schoolhouse, down into our garden
Days later, then they said to me
I was dealing with all this pain so well
As we stood and paid our respect
To my brother, but just an empty shell
I stood over his bed
Felt his pallid, dry head
A five-foot box, a foot for every year
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I know, I know, serious poetry is not coo.
So here's a picture of an old woman getting kicked in the head, to cheer you up.
User Reviews
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I carried you to victory!
Who ever said I'm not a team player?
I expect a shoutout during your acceptance speech.
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dude, that pic is some funny shit!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG FCUK ME HRAD!!!1!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HELO THAR NITTY WULD U LIEK TO CYBERSECKS?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, you guys are cybering, now?
HOT.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd better read that from bottom to top, or it's not going to make much sense.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
want?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:42:47 EST (#)
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do
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
many
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, I LOVE it, Nitty. Please, more, more, mOR!E
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plenty more where that came from
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you like that?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm upping my rating.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved it
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:50:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
You win. I'm withdrawing from the contest because of all the pooping going on all over the posts.
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Axolotl - mind if I reneg and re-enter? I've changed my mind about the hiatus - fuck if I'm going to let some assclowns bully me around. It's up to you and O-Man, since I *did* say I'd withdrawn.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 23:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you're right! I'm completely humor-less and devoid of intellect!
What does 'devoid' even mean? Dude, you still put LOL in the title, regardless of your reason why.
Plus, the poem wasn't very good.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:53:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
For putting LOL in the title.
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Did you think I used it seriously? God, grow a brain and then log back onto Uber. Anyone over the age of 12 using lol should disembowel themselves with a spork.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For putting LOL in the title.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The last line was outstanding. The rest of it was somewhat flat, for me.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
0.5
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Captain has gone down with the ship.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't want to submit just a poem, it needed a completely unrelated picture to complete it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.5
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you could have left the .gif and the commentary at the door.
That said, I like that this was more serious than your last one.
Something about the flow threw me a bit, but I enjoyed the sentiment.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read that post, Nitty. You seem to have disillusioned the Captain.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually just saw that picture of the old dyke getting kicked.
That's worth another +2, since I haven't slobbed your knob already on this post or anything.
P.S. I made your opponent quit. Now I will truly brain fuck him by +2ing anything he ever writes ever again.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You win. I'm withdrawing from the contest because of all the pooping going on all over the posts.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(I didn't read this)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-26 23:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ax- Your rhythm could use work, but this really gripped me. Very touching.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:35:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Only fags enter contests.
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I'm tempted to reply, "And that would include you and Nitty?"
But I shall hold my tongue, lest you insult me and make me weep myself to sleep.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-26 01:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm. This was ok. Something about it didn't really grab me, though. Perhaps it was the crap above and below the poem itself that took away from it, but I hope that wasn't it, cos I'm just trying to rate the poem here.
+0
but +1 because I suspect the other stuff distracted me too much from the poem itself.
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I have a hard time writing serious poetry, it seems pretentious. At least with humourous poetry, there's no delusion of critical acceptance.
I thought the posts would seem blank without a crap title and crap picture attached. No problem, Stagger Lee. Honest commentary is always appreciated.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked this excessively.
and i wasn't disappointed about the lack of duck fucking. i swear.
(i'm lying)
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SURE you weren't...isn't black-duck pr0n every woman's dream?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:01:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:22:38 (#)
Ranking: -1
This competition is tainted.
-1 because I know how upset you get when I give you a -2.
Sorry, snookums.
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Don't delude yourself, Sfagnum. I fully expect you to -2 any and all posts I've made.
Har har, you said taint. You amuse me.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 15:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Must out weigh Shlogy's gayness.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only fags enter contests.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-26 01:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm. This was ok. Something about it didn't really grab me, though. Perhaps it was the crap above and below the poem itself that took away from it, but I hope that wasn't it, cos I'm just trying to rate the poem here.
+0
but +1 because I suspect the other stuff distracted me too much from the poem itself.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love those pwnt pictures.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked this excessively.
and i wasn't disappointed about the lack of duck fucking. i swear.
(i'm lying)
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you mean tainted?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This competition is tainted.
-1 because I know how upset you get when I give you a -2.
Sorry, snookums.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:43:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for having the balls to post serious poetry
+1 in compensation for my review poetry below
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it was good. you got my vote.
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Coo.
I'm watching A Beautiful Mind right now. Anyone wanna make out?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for having the balls to post serious poetry
+1 in compensation for my review poetry below
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it was good. you got my vote.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw your reviews on that post, sizzler. Fairly good.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First let me post some review poetry. I will now actually rate your post.
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba likes the boys,
he buys them toys.
hes at the school,
wanting yougsters to touch his too.l
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:55:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset,
I'm so tired, think I'll have another cigarette,
and curse C H R fifteen,
he is such a stupid get...."
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:03:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
you have absolutely no brain
your life is nothin but a cum stain
you tried to insult us because you wanted fame
but in the end all you will cause yourself is pain
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:08:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
CHR15 calls everyone a fag,
but he's the fool who dresses in drag,
his writing sucks, he smells like shit,
he went upstairs to suck his mammy's tit.
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:16:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
when you want to jerk off your mother has to help
now why don't you go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself
would you please stop typing, your stupidity is blinding
if you leave ubersite I promise I will stop rhyming
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CHR15 has never gotten any sex
that is if you don't include suckin his mother's tit
you won't make so many mistakes if you didn't type so fast
in fact I can convey more thought by typing with my ass
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-25 21:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i Win the internets!