FUPA: Review Poetry (1011 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.3 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2006-03-25 22:13:14 EST
Sorry if I confused you Organsmatron. I just put FUPA in the title as a joke. I know it's a tough job running an Uber contest and I apologize if I wasted any of your time my clicking on this thinking it was an actual submission.
Now with that potential liability covered, I read this really retarded post earlier by CHR15. Its here if you want to read it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85810. Though I doubt you can because it was chalked full of typos. Apparently English isn't CHR15 first language. This is just a taste of so of his reviews.
And now I bring you review poetry:
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba likes the boys,
he buys them toys.
he's at the school,
wanting youngsters to touch his tool
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-25 19:55:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset,
I'm so tired, think I'll have another cigarette,
and curse C H R fifteen,
he is such a stupid get...."
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:03:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
you have absolutely no brain
your life is nothing but a cum stain
you tried to insult us because you wanted fame
but in the end all you will cause yourself is pain
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:08:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
CHR15 calls everyone a fag,
but he's the fool who dresses in drag,
his writing sucks, he smells like shit,
he went upstairs to suck his mammy's tit.
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:16:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
when you want to jerk off your mother has to help
now why don't you go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself
would you please stop typing, your stupidity is blinding
if you leave Ubersite I promise I will stop rhyming
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 20:48:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
CHR15 has never gotten any sex
that is if you don't include sucking his mother's tit
you won't make so many mistakes if you didn't type so fast
in fact I can convey more thought by typing with my ass.
User Reviews
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-26 17:56:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I fuckin hate you.
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Join the club
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-26 17:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I fuckin hate you.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wtf is this shit? holy crap...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto FUPA -2.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 08:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I, Hark The Herald, of Herald Enterprises and Footrubs, disavow
any and all knowledge of the genesis of this post. . . .
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-26 03:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew I was avoiding this for a reason.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:11:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
But I loves me some name droppin', so let's balance this out to a 0.
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Whore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I loves me some name droppin', so let's balance this out to a 0.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-26 02:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for getting my name wrong.
-1 for not including these. You want review poetry? I'll show you review poetry.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80600
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82106
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no we got it.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Phenominal.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 00:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be sure to read your monday post and rate it fairly.
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Yoo-Hoo Crissy?!
The short bus has arrived a little early now, honey, so gather up your head-gear and leash.
We....don't....want....to....hold....it....up....and....make....the....other....children....
uncomfortable....now....do....we....?
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Alters? Maybe?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:43:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Retaliatory -2's are for cry-baby faggots.
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thanks for countering his -2 on one of my post, I owe you
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have no post and a handful of reviews
are you saying you're just new?
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i wouldn't go that far....i mean that's a pretty big leap.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck all three of you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Retaliatory -2's are for cry-baby faggots.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:39:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
check yourself into a clinic. i think you've got multiple personality disorder. either that, or you're insanely desperate to keep your crappy alter a secret even though no one has heard of either of you.
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Check my user info. I'm not an alter, dumbass.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:38:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:33:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not an alter
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yes, you are an alter, but not mine.
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uhm....fuck you both?
Everything you ever wanted to know about Lite
User id: 24809
Registered on or around: 2006-01-21 21:17:55
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 9
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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you have no post and a handful of reviews
are you saying you're just new?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
check yourself into a clinic. i think you've got multiple personality disorder. either that, or you're insanely desperate to keep your crappy alter a secret even though no one has heard of either of you.
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:33:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not an alter
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yes, you are an alter, but not mine.
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uhm....fuck you both?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:33:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not an alter
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yes, you are an alter, but not mine.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
convincing argument
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not an alter
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=lite&cutoff=2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:22:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess you didn't get it?
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no, really.
it's worthless.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:26:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
have another one because i forgot to say i'm sick of FUPA
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don't make your alters so obvious.
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Who the fuck are you talking to?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
have another one because i forgot to say i'm sick of FUPA
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don't make your alters so obvious.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you copied and pasted some crappy reviews from another post. see? i get it. i just wish i could give it back.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:06:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
glah, worthless.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:06:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck are those people?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:01:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
boo fucking hoo
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I guess you didn't get it?
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have another one because i forgot to say i'm sick of FUPA
Submitted by Lite (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
glah, worthless.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck are those people?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boo fucking hoo
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be sure to read your monday post and rate it fairly.
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Yoo-Hoo Crissy?!
The short bus has arrived a little early now, honey, so gather up your head-gear and leash.
We....don't....want....to....hold....it....up....and....make....the....other....children....
uncomfortable....now....do....we....?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apologize for stealing that animation, Razor.