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No I Didn't (883 hits)

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Rating: 0.33 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by cellar_door (View user info) at 2003-06-07 16:53:41 EDT

Haikus...

Sandwiches for lunch
I'd like Jiff peanutbutter
And some grape jelly

Mice have it easy
They get to eat cheese all day
Where's my cheese dammit

Haikus can be fun
So I try to write a lot
But now my hand hurts

The flowers look nice
Setting there so beautiful
I think I'll eat them

Haikus are boring
But that's all this post offers
It's seppaku time

I'm bored as hell here at work this fine Saturday afternoon, so please give me mercy before you slay me for a haiku post. Thank you.

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Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahhhh. I shouldn't have posted that paste crap then.

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I shouldn't be giving myself +1's. Pathetic.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Only one submission will be on the front page per user per day.

It's trying to let those greedy bastards who post 5 a day get what they deserve.

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Why is this not on the original submissions list anymore? Does it suck that bad?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-07 17:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fight Club.

I'm a fanatic.

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-07 17:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dammit, Fabish, what is that from? I know it from somewherez...

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-07 17:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave