FUPA-LOOMPA: Round 2 (2232 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.42 on 119 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2006-03-27 11:05:28 EST
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still comical as hell today.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny ha ha
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
circe... she's got tits, so i'm fucked...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, who de we play in Round 3 of this fag fest?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! Wow. Winner.
Congratulations.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Promised.
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OMG the Oompa-Loompa song is like so NOT rocking
but I like the tits!
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-03-28 03:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-27 23:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, I laughed - it was funny.
But pay attention now - this is where things get serious.
YOU CAN'T CENSOR KRACKA!!!
mother-f'in.....
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 22:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and i've taken the lead...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-27 21:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing to do with the theme. I'll plus 2 the hell out of it once the round closes.
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Superb!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with some of the first reviews below. This was pure gold if submitted in general, and not as part of the contest. After the ratings are completed, I'll come back and spam some PLUS EFFING 2s.
I keep thinking you could've easily worked in some uber users' death when you brought them up. Then you would've had your theme.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and i'm down with getting the beer cart girls naked. my girlfriend did that for a summer, and when i used to work on the grounds crew over the summer at this one golf course, we'd always hit on the beer cart girls and the hot bartender. of course i probably would've been successful if i didn't suck so much... dammit...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh noes! it looks like i'm going to lose! and all that brilliance and hard work will not be seen in the next round... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I'M FUCKING CRAZYYYYY!!!
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I did you and Shlongy's gay first round post, some justice:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85889 .
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you, me, and Wardy comprise 90 of the 99 reviews on this piece of shite, I'll let it slide.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber-doober, dooberdy deet
Shut the fuck up. Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get off my post, slapstick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need some help. Not enough people are swinging on by to bask in my genius.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm going to sing oompa loompa all day
Thanks.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about paulblakeford
User id: 24222
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Really setting the bar here, eh Paul?
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This entry should take you comfortably to the finals.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought so.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pictures were a nice touch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's always nice when some lardass comes into YOUR post and tells you he's voting for your opponent.
"Gee, j...thanks for stopping by!"
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, fatboy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking good.
But Wardy's... Man, THAT rocked...
I'd vote for his.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know it was worth it
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now i'm going to be singing that goddamned oompa loompa shit all day.
damnit.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently mine has hit the bricks as well.
weepweep
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's my love, bey-otch?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pipe down, Peg. You know you loved it almost as much as you love me.
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Loved
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone has seemingly hacked into my account!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone has seemingly hacked into my account!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pipe down, Peg. You know you loved it almost as much as you love me.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be wastin' my flava, YO.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I've sort of been taking a long overdue Uber break. However I logged on today because of pure boredom and read this post you sick twisted bastard. You're a freak.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:09:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll be the judge of THAT.
Please submit all pics in triplicate.
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hahaha you ARE turning into shlongy.
with 50% more flavor.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can totally see Rad as an Oompa...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:16:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
jfkdljskfdsajf odoi jd;o fa
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I single-handedly cause your opponent to run home crying and that's all I get?
Gibberish?
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
jfkdljskfdsajf odoi jd;o fa
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have never seen this post if you hadn't link whored it in MY post! Gee, thanks!!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll be the judge of THAT.
Please submit all pics in triplicate.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good god I hate poetry.
Somebody make it stop.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:24:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani - If I had a picture of YOUR boobs you would have been included.
Missed that bus, didn't ya?
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Sure did. I don't think they could hold a candle to The Infamous Soapy Tits though!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85878
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just bought two bottles on Saturday and also mailed in my $2.00 off mail-in rebate to Stolichnaya today.
Vanilla, and Stoli-O...$22.99 each.
Also, 15 year old "Special Reserve" GlenFiddich and the old stand-by, Glen Livet 18.
$151 at Bill's Liquors in Bluffton.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tapes didn't work, eh?
Keep the lady high on the vodka and she'll be none the wiser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad photoshopping of heads onto random bodies NEVER gets old. I'm laughing hard enough that I must go have a cigarette.
The quitting thing never really took hold.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God, my responses DO seem a little Shlongified.
Maybe I'm just getting better.
Or just in a pissy mood.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MickGinny STILL thinks Shlongy is an alter. Why would I waste all of this brilliance and suave on another account?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nitty's responses DO seem to sound extremely "Shlongy-esque" today...Could it be? Nahhhhh...Don't tell me...no, it can't be...but can it? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We do that all the time.
We also make the beer cart whores get naked.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bamf -- i'm down like a clown, charlie brown. as far as golfing goes, nitty, we might have a problem there. turns out golfers hate me because of my inability to respect certain social guidelines while at a golf course, i.e. if i hit the ball onto the fairway (distance is arbitrary, we're taking making it off the tee box onto the fairway), i usually take off my shirt, swing it around my head and scream at the top of my lungs, "HALALALALALAL I LOVE BLOW JOBSSSSS!!!"... and that's just bad news for the whole family...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As if this isn't the "winner" and I'm not just saying that because I wrote this.
+2's all around! It's poetry!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, Shlongy, Badass, Wardy, and myself are old golf buddies. We've got a 2:00 tee time tomorrow at the Old South course on Hilton Head Island.
Sphangum is our caddy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wardy - you want to go out sometime...my treat...you blow, right?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post might just win the Pulitzer
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
point of fact, mr. gank, i just finished up blowing shlongy and now he's eating a caesar salad at panera. sorry buddy, get your facts straight...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck there are alot of dumb people on this site.
Tongue in cheek sarcasm gets taken literally all the time!
CaptainThorns should change his name to CaptainObvious.
Sphagnum doesn't have an alter, he is quite happy to use his real account to spread the love. He doesn't need to hide behind a pseudonym.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I haven't been around in awhile, but that doesn't change the fact that this post sucked. Plus, your responses on this thread are way too Shlongy-esque. You've been sucking his dick too long.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh. Shamefully
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about gank
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Maybe you're not an alter. Maybe you're a 'I stopped posting 6 months ago because I suck moose cock' kinda guy.
6 of 1, half dozen of another, seems to me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:23:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I am CaptainThorns' alter.
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Shut up, Sphagnum.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani - If I had a picture of YOUR boobs you would have been included.
Missed that bus, didn't ya?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:14:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that CaptainThorns guy's a negative cunt.
He just goes around dropping negative reviews on everything. Where the fuck does he get off doing that?
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Same way you do. You're the the expert, Mr. "This contest is tainted."
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I am CaptainThorns' alter.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i enjoyed this
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bamf -- why am i not surprised that you have once again reduced yourself to primal urges of anal sex? i don't want to have anything to do with your gay hat party or taking pictures of your goofy ass in a thong and sweatshirt. so i guess what i'm trying to say is that i realized about two seconds ago that i'm a huge pussy and you'd definitely win in the fight.
my bad.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I pooped a cornish game hen.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey nitty, where'd you get your clothes? the toilet store?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that CaptainThorns guy's a negative cunt.
He just goes around dropping negative reviews on everything. Where the fuck does he get off doing that?
This is one of the best Fupa entries so far. The death/rebirth theme was in there, you'd have to be a complete retard to have missed it.
Good game, Nitty.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bring it on mother fucker, i'll give you my address, phone number, and cock size so you can have you asshole adjusted properly and once i'm done with your ass I'll make a nice sage butter out of you liver you little panywaiste
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That suprises me, Pecker. I thought this would be right up your alley.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually like your stuff you arrogant fuckface but this sucked.
Not that I'm anyone to talk. Most of my shit sucks.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Badass will beat the shit out of you.
And then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call her again.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bamf -- don't think i'm afraid to beat the fuck out of you. i've got a big club in the corner of my room just waiting to meet your face if you keep this shit up. and don't think i won't find you either, i'm in real good with pretty much everyone here (except for ets but that kid's about read to spin off the planet so fuck if i care), and that includes bart. i'll get the necessary info off of him and take whatever transportation necessary to track you down and show you my club. yeah, read into that how you want.
mother fucker....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
G@W
H@W
T@W
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THIS CONTEST IS SO STRESSING I CAN'T TAKE IT
THAT'S IT I'M PULLING OUT OF THIS CONTEST
IT IS BENEATH ME WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT
KEVIN NEALON BLOWS DUCK BALLS
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were quitting?
Isn't it time for your morning sewing circle, Nancy?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:50:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 me all you want, crotchstain.
We've found Thorny's alter.
Welcome, Gank.
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Nope...I don't have any alters. Every time I've tried, bart's never granted access.
Go accuse some other contest participant.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i was a race car driver. then i could bang hot southern bitches all day and not feel guilty about giving them the clap...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 me all you want, crotchstain.
We've found Thorny's alter.
Welcome, Gank.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you know a lot about 'taint' you little labia.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:27:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess I could have conformed and written about a phoenix or some equally homo shit.
I chose the path less travelled.
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You should've posted about Penoz again, or some other actually homo shit.
You chose the path more crappy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:43:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
HE'S TAKING HIS BALL AND HE'S GOING HOME!
This is, without question, the biggest example of vaginal discharge I've ever seen on Uber.
Thorny, it's almost to the point I feel bad for you.
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I already explained it. I'm tired of all the crap arguing over rules and what not tainting the posts. Why should I invest efforts into a poem if it's gonna get dumped on anyhow.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you seriously getting upset over this, thorns? if you haven't noticed, nitty and i are perfectly content with whoever wins this round. that being said, i am definitely going to win because god loves me more, but that's a different story for a different day.
just relax and realize that we're a couple of super nerds that just want to be accepted into a new circle, the poetry circle.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HE'S TAKING HIS BALL AND HE'S GOING HOME!
This is, without question, the biggest example of vaginal discharge I've ever seen on Uber.
Thorny, it's almost to the point I feel bad for you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
thorns! have a fucking man-pair and hold your own! your damn need for acceptance from a total stranger just gave him a bigger edge on me dammit! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW?!?!? OH FUCK IT!!!!!!
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Oh for crying out loud.
That's it. I'm done. Here's a -2 and I'm dropping out of the comp. It's been ruined to the point where it's not even fun anymore.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nealon was funny when I was 13.
On SNL.
He's sucked ever since.
I agree with bighead.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bamf -- you're coming pretty close to blasphemy right there. nealon is probably third best for weekend update on snl... that alone makes him very funny...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Orgasmo
or should I say HEIL!
I stand beside my 'poetic license'
It's kinda like dimplomatic immunity.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See Thorns, there is your problem...identification of comedy...Kevin Nealon is not funny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
the fupa folk will be stubborn about everything with regards to this post and its respect to poetry. the rest of uber will laugh...
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The poetry here is fine. Some of it's a little jammed together, and forced, but for the most part this is a ridiculous presentation that's very satisfying. Very funny. And now I can't get that damned song out of my head. So fuck you very much.
What's more - while I don't agree with using a touch of gimmickry here with the photoshopped pictures - the poem stands on its own and doesn't require the images to make it accessible.
But Thorns is right: this didn't use the theme at all.
And so you've got to appreciate why I can't give this a positive rating.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess I could have conformed and written about a phoenix or some equally homo shit.
I chose the path less travelled.
That's called 'poetic license'
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thorns! have a fucking man-pair and hold your own! your damn need for acceptance from a total stranger just gave him a bigger edge on me dammit! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW?!?!? OH FUCK IT!!!!!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, but mine has a public service announcement.
Badass tells kids to stay in school.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:12:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thorny you are such a little bitch.
If you're english, translate 'bitch' to 'wanker'
This symbolized the death of Wardy, and the rebirth of good poetry.
Quit being a pussy. You know you laughed.
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Actually no, didn't crack a smile once. Not even for Tiger's tits.
I guess Uber has desensitized me to the point where it takes a true act of Kevin Nealon-like hilarity to honestly make me smile.
And this post was honestly crap.
But here, have a +2 if it really makes you feel that much better.
I will ask though - if you knew what the rules were, including assigned topics, why do you choose to break them? It makes these whole contests pointless if the players aren't held to the same rules/standards for submitting.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, indeed... dammit you're already ahead... oh noes!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leave it to the FUPA committee to be 'flaming'
Whatever. I thought your rocked. And I KNOW mine kicked ass.
werd
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, whatever. i enjoyed this, but like mine yours is going to get flamed by the fupa folk with their concentration on everything from theme to pictures or something... i don't really remember what their criticism was of mine, just that it was a bunch of malarkey.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't even see your until you made mention of it.
I would have NOT bothered to do this, had I seen yours.
Well played, Mr. Peanut
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nitty --
the fupa folk will be stubborn about everything with regards to this post and its respect to poetry. the rest of uber will laugh... good luck beating a 1.2 on 100 reviews, although i guess i'm helping you by rating this. but i don't care because you're special in my heart.
love,
wardy.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thorny you are such a little bitch.
If you're english, translate 'bitch' to 'wanker'
This symbolized the death of Wardy, and the rebirth of good poetry.
Quit being a pussy. You know you laughed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This had nothing to do with death OR rebirth. As such I can't give this a positive rating.
-1 only because it was mildly better than the Penoz poem.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i need to forfeit, huh...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure fucking hilarity.
Good show, you fucking pansy.