FUPA Round 2 - The Lounge Chair (2279 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.51 on 67 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShlongyThe PoetLaureate (View user info) at 2006-03-27 12:56:06 EST
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Came to shit
But ended up just peeing
And reading Sports Illustrated
Ta Da.
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 22:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-05 03:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More poetry.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-21 16:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 in hopes that we can make peace with each other. Friends?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-04 08:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Balls on your face sir. Balls on your face.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bickerstaff came all the way back to Uber just to pat Shlongy on the back. That's fucking A-1.
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2006-04-10 02:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's been neglecting the Bickerstaff...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-07 21:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh, so i laughed a little bit.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one time i drank a fifth of jack and played the back nine at broadlands golf course. it was a great bit of fun.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leaves are green,
So is grass
Shlongy is cool
So please kiss my ass.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
weak
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like anyone, much less me, gives a fuck, Sparky.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
had to.
i love to hate you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you do come out of retirement as a result of THIS post, cexshun, than the abuse will be well worth it.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2006-03-30 17:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn schlongy... You're tempting me out of retirement...
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:56:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
*groan*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUPA is a goddamn hit killer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B @ W!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can see how sometimes one would make that mistake.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember when I went to shit but the toilet was out of order. I did it anyways. Except the toilet was my palm and I beat off with it when I was done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
Blow me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 02:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sit to pee, eh?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-03-28 00:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:18:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
The best crap post I've ever read
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Couldnt have said it better myself. Shlong my man you deserve the brown medal for this one.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-27 21:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best crap post I've ever read
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
touche, nitty...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clap (pause) clap (pause) clap
(walks away shaking head, disgusted by the fact I laughed)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wardy, that's 'yeast' not 'yates'
As in 'infection'
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't mind being considered the guy that's going to take second to circe as long as she shows me her tits and blows me over instant messenger.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a regular yeats is among us...
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I did both you and nitty a favor:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85889 .
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you seen this gem yet?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People just don't like poetry on Ubersite.
I tried to tell you...Look at this...300 hits. It's a travesty.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes, "reruns" are worth the price of admission.
This may or may not be the case HERE...I'm just sayin'.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
still laughing...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lessee...I can give Pokey a "g" or I can take said "g' and play cards with it, buy liquor, or light my pubes on fire, roll a fatty inside the g and smoke it.
I'll take "all of the above" but I'm glad you might not have to go to jail, Manson.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, can I just have it? You can even wire it to me (at your cost) to expidite the process. I'm just that flexible.
In exchange, I'll give you nothing but +2's for a least a week.
That's a bargain, dude. You'd best jump on it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:50:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure I did.
I found it in the toilet...and I reached in, using TigerLilly's leg, and fished it out. Then posted it.
Voila, it's been taken back. By Shlongy!
You're all welcome.
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Good point, sir. Can I borrow $1,000 interest free?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure I did.
I found it in the toilet...and I reached in, using TigerLilly's leg, and fished it out. Then posted it.
Voila, it's been taken back. By Shlongy!
You're all welcome.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an ass. I'd still do ya. :)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are you trying to kid? YOOUUUU didn't take back Ubersite.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more Penoz
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*shrug*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I'll embroider 'Prop. of Nitty/XXL' on the front for your birthday.
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I think 'Prop. of Shlongy/XS' would be better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
60 seconds ago I had a +1.01 rating.
NOW look what's happened, as usual. The "man", always trying to bring Shlongy down.
But it doesn't work...because I'm loaded!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85706#1903643
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least it was short.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:07:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry about that.
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Retalitory -2uuuuuuuus for yoooooooos!!!!
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-2Die Motherfucker, Die!!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gank,
You are not allowed to quote me without the express written consent of ABC Sports and Major League Baseball.
Have you seen this gem yet?
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
This competition is over. Circe one, it exposed Orgasmatron for the control freak idiot that he is and it made CaptainObvious shit his pants and take a temper tantrum sabattical. It also allowed Shlongy to post some shit under a new heading and it bought nitty out of hiding. I can't remember anyone else who was in it, they were all too insignificant.
EXCEPT FOR WARDY, HE CAME 2ND!
I would generally refer to it as a complete success.
Me, too!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I could have given Circe a run for the money except for that whole DQ thing.
Sphaggy's post tournament summary was pretty much 100% accurate.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"What do you do when a site turns to pits?
Postings are shit just to garnish more hits?
What happens when nothing's worth a review?
Luckily I've got an answer for you."
And it starts with a negative 2.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sports Illustrated.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did I just say "one"?
I clearly meant "Won".
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This competition is over. Circe one, it exposed Orgasmatron for the control freak idiot that he is and it made CaptainObvious shit his pants and take a temper tantrum sabattical. It also allowed Shlongy to post some shit under a new heading and it bought nitty out of hiding. I can't remember anyone else who was in it, they were all too insignificant.
EXCEPT FOR WARDY, HE CAME 2ND!
I would generally refer to it as a complete success.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, you see, it has everything to do with love AND loss.
Broken heart, moving bowels...the works.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:59:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Though it's sad that this is an exhibition/concession entry.
It might have given nitty's a run for its money in Round 1.
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Blow me where the pampers is you Nazi cow
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know what I need to post to make Spfaggy laugh. I thought this was it.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Short, sweet, and I adore the brilliant twist at the end!
+2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though it's sad that this is an exhibition/concession entry.
It might have given nitty's a run for its money in Round 1.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to assume that you wrote this.
And then I'm going to assume that you looked positively fetching and sweet when you put your little Writing Cap on.
Awww...
Maybe I'll embroider 'Prop. of Nitty/XXL' on the front for your birthday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, orgasmo begged me to save his contest, which is in danger of sliding right down the hopper into the sewers of Uber.
OK. It is saved.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*groan*
You suck!