Jack Black owns your children (942 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.55 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by prophet (View user info) at 2006-03-27 17:45:40 EST
I'd just like to point out that Jack Black has tainted America's youth with the following lyrics, repeated twice in an advertisement that airs dozens of times a day on Nickelodeon:
Nick-nick-nick-nick-nicka-nicka-lick-a-tittie-nicka-nickelodeon.
This is why Jack Black is among the ten most awesome people ever. "Fuck Her Gently" gets him points too.
See for yourself:
JackBlack.mpg (7 MB) [video/mpeg]
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2009-05-16 13:18:14 EDT (#)
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Afterthought: Three and a quarter years later, I have no recollection of that night, any of those three girls, and the majority of the experiences I had in that house. We all did a LOT of E there. They did, in fact, turn the house into a parking lot. Also, and perhaps most importantly: don't do E. It (as my good friend Feezius Maximus puts it-- aka "J5")-- eats up all your happy juice.
So, yeah. Hello, Uber. I'm still alive.
My experiences in that house (for the most part) rocked. I'm lucky to not be dead, between walking on the freeway on a 2' high 1' wide divider at two in the morning smashed out of my mind with a forty-foot drop below me onto jagged rocks (after which one of what was to be many state policemen gave me a free taxi service home, no charges), mouthing off to a psychotic drug dealer with a .45 caliber ACP-round Glock pointed straight up in my grill, and getting into more fistfights than Tyler Durden.
Nevertheless it is good to be back; to be here.
I'm working on my skydiving certification now (got a few videos of previous jumps), and I run a successful (enough) Internet company that earns me some pretty decent cabbagessness. Perhaps I will post on these things later.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:33:09 EDT (#)
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HI-larity. Dude does actually say "lick a tit".
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:08:26 EDT (#)
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Awe. Some.
Submitted by PrevertEnabler (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:56:45 EST (#)
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I saw the commercial again last night and he really does say "lick-a-titty." I love how a lot of cartoons and kids shows have adult humor hidden in them. It's good stuff. Good, good stuff. The kinda stuff that makes ya feel good.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:02:37 EST (#)
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Saw this the other day, but couldn't rate.
Email me you fucker.
dave.groves.at.gmail.com
-Dave
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:10:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by PrevertEnabler (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:03:22 (#)
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Had to sit through Dora yesterday with my neice, and that commercial came on. I was singing it to myself for the rest of the day. I love Jack Black. Anyone else ever seen the Tenacious D show? I forgot what it's called, it might just be The Tenacious D Show...but whatever. It was awesome.
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Oh, it's catchy, alright. I popped an E pill before a huge house party (which my four psychotically alcoholic roommates are now having five nights a week, since our landlord is flattening our home to build a parking lot in roughly ten weeks), and I ended up singing that song a good seven thousand times that night to all of the young ladies present (on an individual basis). I also beat every person there at Dance Dance Revolution, and took three different girls into the bathroom for anonymous sex (the kind where you convince her that wearing a blindfold is kinky so she won't know whose baby it is).
<rickjames> E is a hell of a drug. </rickjames>
I think I need to start chronicling what my life has turned into (read: degenerated into) here on Uber.
My point, though, was that the song is indeed rediculously catchy. And for some reason it also functions as a great way to break the ice with really hot chicks if you have ungodly amounts of E-induced confidence while singing it.
Try it if you don't believe me.
Submitted by PrevertEnabler (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:03:22 EST (#)
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Had to sit through Dora yesterday with my neice, and that commercial came on. I was singing it to myself for the rest of the day. I love Jack Black. Anyone else ever seen the Tenacious D show? I forgot what it's called, it might just be The Tenacious D Show...but whatever. It was awesome.
Submitted by FistSoup (user info) at 2006-03-28 04:58:02 EST (#)
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Subversion, how I love it so.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-28 00:32:04 EST (#)
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Thats fucking awesome.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:14:53 EST (#)
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lick a titty!?!?!?
Shit man. My kids were getting more tit from MY woman than I was when they were little.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:06:40 EST (#)
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good, he can keep them.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:04:38 EST (#)
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I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY KID ABOUT THAT
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:56:39 EST (#)
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Made me simle (+1)
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:47:25 EST (#)
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yeah, pretty much.