I hate kids (1140 hits)
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Submitted by Bobby Orr (View user info) at 2003-06-07 18:02:59 EDT
I hate most children between the ages of 4 and 14. Just today I was at a McDonald's (worst decision of my life) and this kid was talking to his Mom saying "Wow Mom, I just found the biggest thing ever, a double 1/4 pounder... with cheese!" as he eats his ice cream cone. I wanted to smack him.
Then there's this smelly 8 year old that goes to my church. I don't think he's taken a shower in 3 years. And he's always cursing and acting cool like it's something only cool kids do.
Last of all, some kid at my school dance last nite was going to a party, but they didn't have any pockets to put the directions in so they gave them to me. Since they're such a great and loyal friend of mine, only when they need serious help oddly enough, I decided to help them out. I don't really like the kid that was having the party, so I accidentally left the directions in a water bottle with some ketchup in a garbage can in a janitor's closet.
Yes I am a kid and no I do not hate myself you dumb schmuck.
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Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-06-08 21:04:49 EDT (#)
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Hey, I'm not obese, I'm probably more fit than you'll ever be douche. And it's masturbating, gude speling smurts.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-08 20:36:42 EDT (#)
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More development, less commentary.
My .02
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-06-08 20:17:57 EDT (#)
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Why did you want to smack the kid for saying that?
Young children aren't so bad, at least most of them aren't evil until they are adults. Although, my sister's husband's nephew comes to mind when I mention evil. His brother (their father) is a total redneck with this natsy cunt of a wife with 2 inch on the top 9 inch in the back mullet-cut.
The younger of the two sons is convinced that his mother would be better off without his dad, and he has told this to my sister. He said "Julie I hate my daddy so much and my mommy hates him too, and come to think of it I have a mallet and a hammer and the hammer has a claw on one end so I will go in there one night and kill him with it," in that way that 6 yr old kids will speak in run on sentences.
He vividly recounted a past life to me once, with him being an old man who lived on top of a mountain and having a pet goat. One winter there were deep snow drifts everywhere so he was stuck in the house and he had no food so he had to eat the goat.
He told me that when he was almost four. Damn I wish I had a picture of him, he's an evil looking little fucker.
Stop being a stuck up prick to other kids bobby, we're all humans you know! :)
Submitted by qmakowski (user info) at 2003-06-08 19:34:50 EDT (#)
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Be nice to the kid. He did a half ass decent post. Good job. +2 for the effort
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-08 19:16:38 EDT (#)
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That is mean.
Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-06-08 10:44:44 EDT (#)
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-2 for saying "last nite"
Submitted by shaun <c3r341.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-08 03:40:19 EDT (#)
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THAT'S RIGHT! the shower can also be used as a urinal. the bath too, but it's not as gratifying, because you have to live with the immediate consequences.
Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-06-08 03:31:35 EDT (#)
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That was a waste of time.
I hate kids too, even you for posting shit like this.
Your probably a smelly 12 year old, and an obese one too, since your making wise choices such as going to McDonald's.
Here's some advice, take a shower everyday, and I mean actually use the soap to wash yourself, the shower is not just for masterbating, and go on a diet, and maybe someday you will grow up.
Fucking Kids!!!!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-08 00:45:43 EDT (#)
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I think this lad might have something to say. so lets hear it,.... the manifesto of a dejected 11 yr old.
MickGinny.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-07 23:42:08 EDT (#)
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I hate you.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-07 23:39:45 EDT (#)
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are you a toddler?
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-06-07 19:04:19 EDT (#)
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I hate kids too, that includes you of course.
Why do you bother to keep posting?
Start a diary instead, that way the only person who gives a shit about
what happens to you (that would be you, douchebag) can read it over and
over.
-BerZ
PS. Also, that way you can read your diary when you are older and see why
we all hate you for being an immature kid who writes about nonsense.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:38:28 EDT (#)
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wow. maybe you should get some more.... EVERYTHING
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:20:36 EDT (#)
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Gobble Gobs *peck *flap
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-07 18:20:31 EDT (#)
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BOBBY. Hey, Bobby. Hey Bobby, HEY.