Things I Hate: Shaq vs. A Squid (2268 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: boners
Rating: 1.9 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve's IHOP: Captain Average (View user info) at 2006-03-28 05:13:59 EST
My birthday was this weekend.
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gorgeous
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W, but it coulda been longer
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-20 13:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAHHHH GOD THERE EVERYWHERE!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 02:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK SHAQ!
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The patrick stewart comment made my day.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCCESS!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-29 17:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-29 17:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck *ME* in the ear?
No, sir, fuck YOU in the ear.
Or the nostril.
Whichever you would find more entertaining.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-29 16:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Asskickery right here, good sir.
NOW RATE MINE, DAMNIT!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woot
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bone bag of boners.
heh.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-28 19:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just to lower your score
Seriously this doesn't deserve a 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-28 19:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-28 17:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tastes great, less filling. I like it.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I like Shaq...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You simply ooze brilliance from every pore.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' eh!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-03-28 15:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-28 15:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday. I hate Shaq too.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-03-28 15:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-28 15:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest post this week.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 as always
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wont TRY to evolve.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your conclusion is satisfactory. A squid would never be so stupid as to star in the movie "Steel."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absurd and awesome.
Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus H Christ, you and Nath must go to the same psychologist.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Real nice.
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shaq's a spack
Stupidity+money = eeerrrmmm....everyone with money who's stupid....or summin
Fuck, i really did have a point at the beginning
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
done & done
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
change your picture or try resubmitting it
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DO I GET A PICTURE NEXT TO MY POST ON pH?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it. +2 cos I expect it would be good if I uderstood.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried this with rad and failed miserably, let me try it here.
With darko I've rated you 288 times, with dreg 77 times, and 18 times with blueboy. So I've rated you 383 times, and you've only been reviewd 4609 times and I account for 8 percent of your reviews. If you take away the 905 you've rated yourself, I account for a full 10% of your reviews.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WOULDN'T BE LOVING ANYONE RIGHT NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR ME
IM RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS MEH IN THE WORLD
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus H Christ, you and Nath must go to the same psychologist.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if rad hates you, I still love you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU AND YOUR 25 +2S IN 25 MINUTES I HATE YOU
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Englebert is dead isn't he? Didn't he die in a plane crash with Frank Sinatra?
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You're thinking of Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper, they died in the same plane crash as Frank Sinatra, that's like common knowledge...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a galactic cunt
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Englebert is dead isn't he? Didn't he die in a plane crash with Frank Sinatra?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and happy birthday
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He battles Claw and SuperNinja
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Steve.
Do: Engelbert Humperdinck vs a Zamboni
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY ARE PLAYING THE CHUCK NORRIS CARTOON ON CARTOON NETWORK RIGHT NOW!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BART STOP IGNORING ME
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Golden!!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So strange it's not...wooow I think I just ascended to philosophical mastermind...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not you.
the other you.
you know the one...the one that's a dirty c-word.
yeah...him.
fuck i hate that guy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DARKO IS SUCH A CUNT
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
NOT YOU, NOT MY MOM, NOT MY BOSS, NOBODY!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I am not a cunt!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DARE YOU POST ON THE SAME NIGHT I POST.
IT CLEARLY STATES IN OUR DIVORCE THAT I GET UBERSITE DURING THE WEEK, AND YOU GET IT ON THE WEEKENDS AND TWO WEEKS IN THE SUMMER
NOT MY FAULT, THE CUSTODY HEARINGS NEVER FAVOUR THE FATHER.
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you forgot about his 'music' career!
http://www.mp3.com/shaquille-oneal/artists/119186/summary.html
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRAVO! I am in awe.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy belated birthday