This would suck (589 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.11 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-03-28 08:24:30 EST
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don' t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Old, boring, overused, unfunny, trite, pagefiller, dross, nonsense, pure shit.
Delete as applicable.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nurrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't you a guy?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, it's the post that knocked mine off the front page *humpphh*.
So I'm going to be a linkwhore. So there.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85882
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It would have been a better story if you were kissing Shlongy's peepee.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is older than ME..
and I'm real old.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, she won't.
Trust me on this one.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gives me comfort.
Not about having children or anything like that, just that my fiance will still kiss my pee-pee when we are married.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never saw THIS before.
At least try to plagerize shit that's not been passed around the internet 7 dozen times.