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Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -1.3 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Paul Blakeford <paulblakeford1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-29 10:16:11 EST


Youngun
In sexy clothes
Phat behind stuffed in jeans
Some of the best breasts I have seen
She must want attention
Why else would she
Wear that?

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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-30 01:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Argh.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I almost cried it was so beautiful :~(

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh man.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

31" Hg. <=== Enginerd comment

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-29 14:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:53:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:23:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

This poem lacked the words, "poopy cum asshole."

Bugnin'
In butty holes
Santorum's glistening sheen
On poopy cum asshole, pre-teen
I must be demented
Why else would I
Tongue that?

------------------------

Beautiful.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-03-29 14:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're setting new highs in suck.

Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:53:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:23:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

This poem lacked the words, "poopy cum asshole."

Bugnin'
In butty holes
Santorum's glistening sheen
On poopy cum asshole, pre-teen
I must be demented
Why else would I
Tongue that?

------------------------

Beautiful.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:23:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

This poem lacked the words, "poopy cum asshole."

Bugnin'
In butty holes
Santorum's glistening sheen
On poopy cum asshole, pre-teen
I must be demented
Why else would I
Tongue that?



Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This poem lacked the words, "poopy cum asshole."

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Young Guns
In cowboy clothes
Lou Diamond Philips was lean
Can't believe they cast Charlie Sheen
Studio apprehension
For why would they
Shoot that?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome back Paul!


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