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Bart (1141 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.16 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-03-29 11:45:53 EST


This isn't exactly where I'd like to air my dirty laundry... but I dont know what else to do. I've tried emailing and calling, as you fuckig know, and I'm not sure you're getting my emails or calls, and I'm at the point where I can't fucking stand to call or email again.

And I woldnt- past this point... but Im fucking pregnant and I havent had sex with anyone but you in 5 months, so guess what.

darko

P.S. I'll just go ahead and get the abortion if you'll just email me my account password.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh fuck this is good... where is the original post of this anyway? I remember it and for some reason wanna read it again.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 01:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got like 3 posts to make once I find the connector for my camera to my laptop.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-30 01:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yay!!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-29 23:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

YOU BITCH!

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my favorite all time posts also!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my favorite all time posts!

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-03-29 19:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't fucking care.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is perfect

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:37:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

this post is a total ripoff. ""


HAHA THE NOOB DOESN'T GET IT.

How did you lose your password?




Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart must have died.

But whom killed him, and why?

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-29 17:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Darko. Just give him the damn password already.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-29 16:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because i'm interested as to why you lost your initial account password...

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this post is a total ripoff.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear bart,

Please help Darko to get back into his account, so he can +2 me on two different accounts.

Sincerely,
FunnyAsCancer

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-29 15:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Darkos, Barts get what they want because they earned it.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-29 14:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good Luck.

You is gonna need it.

-Dave

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't love you and I never will.

Sorry.

--------

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't love you and I never will.

Sorry.
-------------------
I am so heartbroken that there is nothing left for me to do but drown myself and die a watery death.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't love you and I never will.

Sorry.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought bart was a fag? Wait...that means....ouch.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

JOIN THE CAUSE

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BASTARD.
I DOUBLE DOG DARE HIM TO EVEN T R Y TO FILE A SUIT SAYING HE TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T WANT CHILDREN!!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep trying, honey. He can't ignore you forever.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-29 11:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Darko let it go. Bart is probably too busy to care about your password- just use this account.


Pfft. Now you tell me.

-- Homer Simpson, finding out that working at a nuclear
plant can make one sterile
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