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Submitted by rad1101 (View user info) at 2006-03-30 03:55:42 EST


Have you ever pretended to enjoy something you absolutely despised in order to woo a girl? I have. I'd like to believe I trailblazed this approach for my generation by convincing my good friend Lisa that I really, really liked to listen to NKOTB with her. I was ten years old at the time.

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It was the summer of 1990.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, MC Hammer, and Home Alone. It was a time of youthful indulgence; Saturday morning cartoons were in their prime (yes, you kids these days have no idea what you are missing), MJ had yet to be accused of molesting a child, and those big ass slurpees only cost you seventy-five cents. A child could be lost in the wonderment of summer in Las Vegas, with all those swimming pools to cool off in, all that desert to build forts in, and the granddaddy of all summer activities: Wet 'N Wild.

I had gone to Wet 'N Wild that day with my sisters, Lisa and her mom Sandi. After riding all those water rides all day, I went back to Lisa's home to watch movies and eat dinner.

That night, my mother was going out on a date, and wanted Sandi to watch us (my sisters and I) for the evening, and we were to be picked up the next morning. I was excited to be staying over for the night, as I did not have many friends growing up, and that made this more special for me.

In retrospect, some fifteen years later, I just now realized that Mummy was probably out getting some, and that's why we stayed the entire night. EEWWWWWWWWW.

Nighttime. I was on the bottom bunk in Lisa's room, Lisa had the top bunk. I cannot remember where everyone else was sleeping that night, in hindsight that is probably for the better; I do not want to imagine anyone else in that room as the evening progressed. That would be for the better, I think. Yeah.

Lisa was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen in my young life. At 12 years old, 4'11", 90 pounds, and sporting the perkiest 'A' cup breasts I had seen, I was in love with this lovely Latina. I would count the days between seeing her. I was thunderstruck.

Lisa had slipped of the top bunk onto where I was lying. We had been talking the evening away, and we could see that the 'rents had gone off to bed; the lights and TV in the living room had been shut off. When on the bed, we continued our conversation about making movies.

Funny thing, memory is. The clearest thing I can envision from that evening is how she was going off about how video technology was becoming more affordable and that there was a chance we could get our hands on a camera and make movies with all our friends. I nodded my head in agreement, knowing that it would never happen at our age, but we could dream. We were innocent kids; if only I had known that was going to change in the next five minutes.

Lisa asked me if I knew what 'French Kissing' was. I had learned about it in a library class the year before; a kid named Luke had come up to me while I was reading a discovery magazine article about dung beetles and told me, "You gotta put it in 'er mouth, man. When you get a girl who's gonna kiss you, you gotta do it all the way, dude. You gotta French 'er." I blushed, went back to my magazine, and thought of my Lisa and gently caressing her tongue with mine.

Her head leaned in close to mine, waiting for me to take the next step. I jumped right in and placed my lips on hers. Lisa slightly parted her sweet honeysuckle lips and I gently tasted the dewy moistness of her. She reciprocated and we kissed like this for what seemed like a blessed eternity.

"Have you ever done 'It'?" I shook my head. Lisa stood up, took my hand, and led me to the floor in the corner of the room. She quietly undressed.

"You have to lie on top of me and put your thing in me." I was frozen. This was scary stuff; adult stuff. This was the kind of thing where if something went wrong, you didn't just get your fingers burnt; your entire body would catch fire and your life as you know it would change forever, who knows if it would be for the better. Lisa was encouraging me however; I lost myself in her pleading eyes. If this was what she wanted to do with me, I would do it for her. I undressed.

Who can tell at the speed time passes us when we are locked in that ultimate human connection? I could not.

I remember not knowing how to place my rod into her, and pushing my manhood up against her thigh. She helped me in.

I remember kissing her over and over again, French Kissing like we were on the bed. I didn't know what else to do with my head. Talking seemed inappropriate, and somehow I was too shy to kiss her breasts. The furthest I got down was just under her collarbone.

I remember continuing in and out, in and out; no feelings of climax in my immature sex. Boys can reach and maintain sexual based erection from the age of at least six (in my experience) but really cannot achieve orgasm until after puberty starts. I was my love's sex toy for the evening, to be used at her pleasure.

I remember her stiffing up, arching her back, stifling a moan in my shoulder. I thought I was hurting her and I kept asking her if I had hurt her. Little did I know hurt was the furthest thing from what I had done.

Lisa got up, dressed quickly, and gave me a peck on the cheek. She then jumped on the top bunk and went right to sleep. I laid awake in the bed thinking of what had just happened to me, the luckiest boy in my generation. I had gotten laid before ANY of my friends.

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The next morning, she told me she had feelings of guilt and regret for her actions the prior evening.

I didn't get a chance at her again for two years.



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What's a lesbian?

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I'm sorry, Rad.

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Wait, I see you slightly changed parts of the story to make for a whole new experience, this is a master piece!

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OMG POSTING THIS WAS CLEARLY A MISTAKE.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, MC Hammer, and Home Alone.



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