SPT - Hey Orgasmatron........ (mmm.... camwhore) (3689 hits)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (View user info) at 2006-03-30 07:22:11 EST
Cram it up your Cram hole LaFleur. See, there are pictures of me that don't resemble large, orange, polka-dotted freaks with black tounges. I AM human looking, dang it!
On a side note, since I've provided you a human-like picture of myself I have a question for you. Honestly, what famous person do you think I look like? I ask because lately, I've been being told that I look like a certain celebrity, and I just don't see it. Just curious.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dead cute
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-13 16:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY THAT'S MY NAME
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-13 16:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pencil Quiz.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Evan Dando. What do I win?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A little Jodie Foster, and please, I'm not being rude, so don't like hate me or anything.
But there's a little Jenna Haze there.
Just a bit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jodie Foster. I actually now think of Jodie Foster whenever I see your screen name.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd throw it in.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa nelly...
i mean nell.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicka, chicka, chickabee.
T'ee an me an t'ee an me.
Ressa, ressa, ressa me
Chicka, chicka, chickabee.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know that lady from Star Trek, the Borg Queen, who is always all over Locutus/Picard? Like she totally wants his robot nuts? You look like their spawn.
Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In this picture- Laura Linney for sure
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jodie Foshter.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh GOD the things I will do to you!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that one chick from that movie with the tricked out satellite thing in mexico...
oh yeah...Jodi Foster.
oddly enough, when I was a kid I had a pretty big crush on her. I thought she was smart as hell, and hot to boot.
This coming from the kid who did nothing but read long ass novels, write, and act.
strange...the only thing that's changed is my job....
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
muva o gaw lordy lordy
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe a little Gwenyth Paltrow too...
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-30 17:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nicole1.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just so everyone knows, that's Razor being a baby and -2ing everything with his wifes user account
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa Loeb without the glasses? Or Tina Fey from SNL, again without the glasses?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm seeing Winona Ryder. Not sure if anyone said this already.
Game on!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your back
Sweat's running down your neck
Heated couplings in the sun
(Or is that untrue?)
Colder couplings in the night
(Never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
Damaged goods
Send them back
I can't work
I can't achieve
Send me back
Open the till
Give me the change
You said would do me good
Refund the cost
You said you're cheap but you're too much
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
Bye...
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
No "MMMM Bop"??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Anyway... I'd say you're a cross between Jody Foster and Helen Hunt... but there's more Jody in there than Helen.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
[CHORUS:]
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom
[CHORUS]
Bigger they are they think they have more power
There on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
Lover who me callin'-a the one Tammy
And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em(?) as a tornado
[CHORUS]
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me are the article don
But the in an a-out (?) a dance an they say, "Where ya come from?"
People them say I come from Jamaica
But me born and raised (in the ghetto) I want ya to know-a
Pure black people man thats all I man know
Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto
[CHORUS]
Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie
Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a
You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top
[CHORUS]
Why would he? [repeat]
[MC Shan:]
Me sittin round cool with my jiggy jiggy girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I cant do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down 'cause I'm hangin with the Snowman
What an I gonna do, I'm backed and I'm trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer
[CHORUS]
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
omg i can post lyrics 2
I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.
I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate
I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one more before i leave work early to go sign the lease of my own apartment! no more stupid room mates!!!!!!!!!!
Yo VIP let's kick it
Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
Any girl who quotes that song gets immediate invitation into my bedroom.
*hands invite*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NICE!@
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty, you nasty (yeah)
. . . . .
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)
. . . . .
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
. . . . .
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
. . . . .
Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
. . . . .
Paid my dues
In the mood
. . . . .
DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
. . . . .
Sweat until my clothes come off
It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh)
. . . . .
Table dancing, glasses are mashing
No question, time for some action
. . . . .
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
. . . . .
Gonna make some noise
Wanna get rowdy
. . . . .
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
. . . . .
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
. . . . .
It's about time for my arrival
Ah, heat is up
. . . . .
Drop your cups
Body's hot
. . . . .
Now move your ass
I like that
. . . . .
Shake a little somethin' (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
. . . . .
Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still going, eight in the morning
. . . . .
Hot rocking, everyone's talking
Give all you've got (give it to me)
. . . . .
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
. . . . .
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
. . . . .
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
. . . . .
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
. . . . .
Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
. . . . .
Yup, that's what's up
You can just put your butt
. . . . .
Uh oh, here we go (here we go)
You can tell when the music
. . . . .
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
. . . . .
Call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's (here we go)
. . . . .
Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
. . . . .
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
. . . . .
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
. . . . .
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
. . . . .
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
. . . . .
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
. . . . .
Rowdy
Dance and getting a little unruly
. . . . .
Let's get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
. . . . .
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
. . . . .
Uh, what
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but, can you do this?!?!?!?!...
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can quote lyrics too....
Hey, this is radio station w-s-k-e-e
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
Hello
I wish i was little bit taller,
I wish i was a baller,
I wish i had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was like six-foot-nine
So i can get with leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know i see her all the time
Everywhere i go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause i know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am i gonna compete with that
'cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So i just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! i never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me i get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And i been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad i came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when i asked her out she said i wasn't her type
I wish i had a brand-new car
So far, i got this hatchback
And everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at
And when i'm in my car i'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See i can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' i 'm a figaro
When i'm in my car i can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise crenshaw on sunday
Well then i'ma have to get in my car and go
You know i take the 110 until the 105
Get off at crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
I wish i was a little bit taller...
I wish i was a baller...
I wish i was a little bit taller y'all
I wish i was a baller
Hey, i wish i had my way
'cause everyday would be a friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little mookie, big al, lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how i feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See i go simple, i go easy, i go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
I wish, i wish, i wish...
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:55:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You're go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast
Oh so hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
Until you lose your hair. But you don't care
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
You say you can but you don't know
Don't know oh, You don't know oh
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
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Best Review Ever.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG U R SO BLURY
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
retrospect is fucking killing me with the shite song reviews.
so damn funny.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like someone who doesn't return emails :-)
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She's flighty like that :)
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck all that pussy rock.
Come stumble on my mirth, beaten worker
I'm Jezmund the family berzerker
I'm bought for the price of a flagon of rice
The wind buffs the cabin, you speak of your life
Or more willingly Locust the Lurker
Confuse what you can of the ending
And revise your despise so impending
'Cause I soak on the wrath that you didn't quite mask
I'm getting it clearly through alternate paths
Or mixed in with the signal you're sending
But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned
As I sat in their chairs and my synapses burned
And the torture of chalk dust collects on my tongue
Thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun
All my vasoconstrictors they come slowly undone
Can't this wait till I'm old? Can't I live while I'm young?
But no peace for Jezmund tonight
I plug the distress tube up tight
And watch what I say as it flutters away
And all this emotion is kept harmless at bay
Not to educate somebody's fright
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:41:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck camwhores and fuck you easily-led cunts.
ha fucking ha rabbit
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It flows so much better to say Ha Ha Fucking Rabbit.
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I think I prefer "Fucking Ha-Ha Rabbit"
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to think i might have missed seeing this discussion...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Take my breath away
Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To became the fated ones
Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away,
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for today
I am unafraid
Take My Breath Away
Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck this is stupid.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt even cut and paste that. i know it all by heart!
mmmbop!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You're go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast
Oh so hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
Until you lose your hair. But you don't care
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
You say you can but you don't know
Don't know oh, You don't know oh
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well played
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ocean's apart day after day
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn't stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How can we say forever
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I took for granted, all the times
That I thought would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can't get near you now
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me going crazy
Repeat chorus
I wonder how we can survive
This romance
But in the end if I'm with you
I'll take the chance
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me going crazy
Repeat chorus
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Look into my heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all - I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way
Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck camwhores and fuck you easily-led cunts.
ha fucking ha rabbit
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It flows so much better to say Ha Ha Fucking Rabbit.
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I think I prefer "Fucking Ha-Ha Rabbit"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck camwhores and fuck you easily-led cunts.
ha fucking ha rabbit
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It flows so much better to say Ha Ha Fucking Rabbit.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like someone who doesn't return emails :-)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sac - No, I didn't know that. Huh, learn somthing new every day.
I just heard it on the radio and it seemed an appropriate follow to Retro's song.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm...that song is the lesbian anthem, you know..
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know which celebrity:
Chris Klein!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That old dog has chained you up alright
Give you everything you need
To live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside an empty rage
I had a dream I was your hero
Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed
This monkey can't stand to see you black and blu
Give you something sweet each time you
Come inside my jungle book
What is it just too good
Don't say you'll stay
'Cause then you go away
Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed
Shucks for me there is no other
You're the only shoe that fits
I can't imagine I'll grow out of it
Damn I wish I was your lover
If I was your girl believe me
I'd turn on the Rolling Stones
We could groove along and feel much better
I could do it forever and ever
Give me an hour to kiss you
Walk through heaven's door I'm sure
We don't need no doctor to feel much better
Let me in
Forever and ever and ever and ever
I sat on the mountainside with peace of mind
I lay by the ocean making love to her with visions clear
Walked for days with no one near
And I return as chained and bound to you
Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/aug05/flightplan1.jpg
LOOK TIGER
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger, you are well wrong. Look at the link I posted before.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No no. I think you look like Hope Davis.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0212/HDavis_150x218.jpg
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more nekkid
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jodi Foster.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah he sings to everyone and i felt special.
You have a pretty smile
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Definitely more Laura Linney than Jodie Foster, at least from that picture.
Since when are camwhores shit posts?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck camwhores and fuck you easily-led cunts.
ha fucking ha rabbit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just saw that today's the anniversary of Hinkley trying to assasignate Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Creeeeeeepy.
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See Mighty? That's the kind of jape you gotta pull to get Clarice's attention! Sheesh. You don't have a chance man.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just saw that today's the anniversary of Hinkley trying to assasignate Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Creeeeeeepy.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And you can dance
For inspiration
Come on
I'm waiting
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body, and move in time
Now I now you're mine
You've got to
now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
You've got to
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:33:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't trying to sleep with her Red. I know, I know, hard to believe, but it's true.
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She's still carrying a torch for that reverend bloke from Contact.
I hate Carl Sagan. I'm glad he's dead.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't trying to sleep with her Red. I know, I know, hard to believe, but it's true.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute. And you're very lucky to have met scourge in person.
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You know Sac, she met me too, thank you very much. And unlike Scourge, I didn't almost get her killed be terrorist cab drivers.
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Well that's not very exciting is it? For a girl who has already said she goes for a bloke with a lethal weapon, all you're doing is making yourself less appealing. You should have juggled hand grenades or something.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute. And you're very lucky to have met scourge in person.
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You know Sac, she met me too, thank you very much. And unlike Scourge, I didn't almost get her killed be terrorist cab drivers.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:19:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...the fate of your poem depends upon whether or not that 'Chachi' reference below was intended for me.
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Sadly not. Scott Baio was the intended recipient of Hilarity's scorning.
Although perhaps it was for the best, after all Joanie Loves Chachi.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I want a poem too. You can title it Geofrette. That'd be funny.
Please?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...the fate of your poem depends upon whether or not that 'Chachi' reference below was intended for me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, excuuuuuse me O-tron. I didn't know I was in the presence of greatness. I better recognize.
No, but I did leave that dumb bitch in the well because she kept screaming at me while I was trying to kill Buffalo Bill. Stupid slore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Psh. Like I read reviews that don't have my name in them.
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
O - Oops, I'm sorries. I thought you saw where I confirmed that Red was right with the Jodi Foster guess. My bad. I do like Laura Linney though. She's a great actress.
Scourge - *cowars in corner* Yes sir, Scourge sir, you're #1. Please don't beat me again.
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WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
WOOO
Where's my poem Orgasmo?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O - Oops, I'm sorries. I thought you saw where I confirmed that Red was right with the Jodi Foster guess. My bad. I do like Laura Linney though. She's a great actress.
Scourge - *cowars in corner* Yes sir, Scourge sir, you're #1. Please don't beat me again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So am I to assume that as you haven't referenced my guess that it's wrong?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On the top ten list, what number am I?
Hint: It better be number 1 or you get -2s for life.
Thanks Lish my darling.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:43:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You DID just write "hey, wanna tap this ass?"
That's enough of an invitation for some of the goons around here.
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The man makes a good point here, chickadee.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MF/Red - Sorry, but I do not partake in the munching of carpets. That People magazine are a bunch of faggy liars, I tells ya!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, I see it too.
You look exactly like Oprah.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:38:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
Jodie I hear you are a carpet muncher. Please clarify.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jodie I hear you are a carpet muncher. Please clarify.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i said hang out, not touch. she seems like the type of girl that could really just talk about life and what it all means, ya know?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Retro - Don't make me go all Hulk-a-mania on your ass.
And isn't she like, 16 or 17? Ewww, Retro's a kiddie toucher.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe not whitney, but i notice you neither confirm or deny the Hulk Hogan guess! Can i hang out with your daughter Brook?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look just like the disease-infested whore I penetrated last night with my unprotected member. But she's not really famous.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you remind me of Lisa Bresnoff. she is not a movie star. i'm sorry.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nitty/Retro - Last time I checked I was neither a black man on Family Matters or a crackhead black woman who's married to Bobby Brown.
Being Bobby Brown was the funniest train-wreck of a show ever aired on T.V. though. Watching crackheads fight on T.V. was great.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whitney houston circa 2006?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - Well, I've also had someone try to kill Reagan to impress me. Ahhh, what can you do? It's not my fault I'm so damn captivating.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:50:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:43:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You DID just write "hey, wanna tap this ass?"
That's enough of an invitation for some of the goons around here.
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Damn, I wasn't thinking about that. I guess I'm just too trusting. Oh well, it's not that hard to fend off teenagers.
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You made Chachi cry when you turned him down.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jaleel White
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hulk Hogan!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:43:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You DID just write "hey, wanna tap this ass?"
That's enough of an invitation for some of the goons around here.
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Damn, I wasn't thinking about that. I guess I'm just too trusting. Oh well, it's not that hard to fend off teenagers.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd also have to say Laura Linney.
Giant glowing eyes right behind you...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It makes sense. At least with him you can shoot him and make it look like his gun misfired, thus claiming all the money without messy divorce proceedings.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:38:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty - Although and English accent is teh hottness, he has guns, so I guess you loose. Sorry.
And if I was indeed soliciting sex from strange internet men, I'd just come out and say, "hey, wanna tap this ass?" because I'm American, and we're brazen like that.
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Clarice, don't make me confiscate your gun. Guns are boring.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You DID just write "hey, wanna tap this ass?"
That's enough of an invitation for some of the goons around here.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty - Although and English accent is teh hottness, he has guns, so I guess you loose. Sorry.
And if I was indeed soliciting sex from strange internet men, I'd just come out and say, "hey, wanna tap this ass?" because I'm American, and we're brazen like that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:37:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex please!!
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hehe
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex please!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Geoffrette the Giraffe,
Laura Linney?
Love,
O
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:31:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
A likely story! You talk about romance like a commodity whilst soliciting sexual advantages from strange men from the internet.
Besides, I'm English. That trumps whatever your current male effort could possibly provide.
Unless he's got loads of money. Or a gun.
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Being English trumps the gun too.
Not the money though
*sigh*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<wink wink> helloo hot stuff.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A likely story! You talk about romance like a commodity whilst soliciting sexual advantages from strange men from the internet.
Besides, I'm English. That trumps whatever your current male effort could possibly provide.
Unless he's got loads of money. Or a gun.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - Wow, now even I believe it's true. Well, at least I know I can always be her body/face double for a back-up job. I'm pretty sure I'm taller than her though, but that's what they have clever editing for.
Berty - I'm not killing the romance. I'm actually a pretty romantic person, but all my romance is being used by someone new right now.
And put a smile on your face, it's almost Friday.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pirate of men's pants euph. Swashbuckling term for your jolly Rogerer; cock; penis.
whitewater wristing euph. To pull your pud; masturbate.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeez, would you rather I asked you if you wanted an cunnilingual wake up call?
And they say it's men that are killing romance.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/aug05/flightplan1.jpg
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Confirmed it.
Clarice, can I have your autograph please?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sac - I am lucky to have met Scourge. He's teh awesomeness. He's on my top 10 list of funniest people I've ever met.
Berty - Wow, I feel special now. I made Berty stumble for words.... priceless.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Laura Dern?
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Am I seeing some Linsay Lohan in you there?
*sip*
Nah, don't think so....Must be drunk
Beer goggles work every time
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're cute.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nicole3
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:48:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty - No worries, I wasn't offended. You're still a-okay in little black book.
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Now I'm confused. Are you hitting on me now?
'cause that's, like, cool an' all. So, er, do you like... stuff?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:53:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, ride the Orgasmatrain name to heated. We all do sooner or later.
Cute. And you're very lucky to have met scourge in person.
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Licious! Jodie was famous way before Orgasmo. She was in Bugsy Malone with Chachi and everything.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, ride the Orgasmatrain name to heated. We all do sooner or later.
Cute. And you're very lucky to have met scourge in person.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty - No worries, I wasn't offended. You're still a-okay in little black book.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
... I apologise. I thought this was a transparent (yet endearing) attempt to sexually entice Orgasmotron. Now I have made a faux pas and am deeply, deeply ashamed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I should have said Lassie.
I've waited ages to use that line. And it's ruined now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the spacing of the eyes. I know this kinda thing.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - Nice try, but my name's Hilarity, not Urbane. I can't blame a brother for tryin' though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:38:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - Yes, you're right. What the hell? I just don't see it. I'm starting to get it constantly now. I can't decide whether to be flattered or not.
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET. IT DOES AS IT'S TOLD!
Berty - All I have to say to you is, yikes.
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I'm now off to strut in celebration.
It's been bugging me who you reminded me of since those piccies Orgasmo parodied before.
Sadly, you now have to prove you're not a man hating lesbian by posting pictures of yourself naked to show you are a 'good sport.'
I'm as disappointed as anyone, but thems the rules
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - Yes, you're right. What the hell? I just don't see it. I'm starting to get it constantly now. I can't decide whether to be flattered or not.
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET. IT DOES AS IT'S TOLD!
Berty - All I have to say to you is, yikes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you mind if I begin my day with a pre-work spank-a-thon?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bruce Campbell?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.furrysinspace.com/images/jodie_foster_10_7.jpg
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was I right Hilarity? Are you now shaking your head while moaning quietly 'nooooooo it's true'
THEN you note your child has gone missing. That naughty Sean Bean has stolen him!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:33:44 EST (#)
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jodie foster
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:32:05 EST (#)
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If Orgasmo looked like Anthony Hopkins you could remake several scenes from that film.
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:31:31 EST (#)
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JODIE FOSTER
Or it could just mean that I want to flick me baby gravy at you through the bars of my cell
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:27:28 EST (#)
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Don't worry Hilarity, I'm sure if you pay to fly his broke ass to you Orga will be delighted to rag you rotton.
I beg you to scream "I want to fuck your poetic soul!"
That'd be the best ever.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:25:19 EST (#)
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"Staff announcement. Please can Orgasmatron attend to a lady juice spill in aisle 9"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:23:39 EST (#)
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Chicka, chicka, chickabee.
T'ee an me an t'ee an me.
Ressa, ressa, ressa me
Chicka, chicka, chickabee.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:23:00 EST (#)
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I'm not budging from that either.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:22:39 EST (#)
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JODIE FOSTER