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Teh Razor's Burden (A Kipling Adaptation) (761 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 2 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GANK (View user info) at 2006-03-30 10:22:05 EST


This is based more than loosely on the infamous poem by Rudyard Kipling, "The White Man's Burden". The choice of that poem is VERY intentional.




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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was good

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

clever wordsmithery

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goot

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yarg.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations to you and Mr Kipling. Both poems were keen.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:40:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ace

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Standard racism -2.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

delicious

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

w00t moleflunkie.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Eloquent AND true!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone done the "Makes exceedingly good cakes!" joke yet?

I bet they have...


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny AND clever.

Everything Razor is not.




ooooooh SNAP!



Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ace

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought it said teh reznor.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

gold.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orgasmatron has some competition. This was brilliant!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantastic.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pure irony.

perfect.

thanks razor.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Well played.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THAT was an excellent critique, my friend.

Method, take note.

The irony is that you put something quality on the front page as a way of critiquing my call for quality on the front page.

The place where I think the critique really breaks down is that I'm not trying to "fix the savagery" of the emu posters or export "my" uber culture onto theirs for their enlightenment, or however you want to translate the burden. I'm just trying to drown them out.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because it makes mention of "shenanigan pie" and Jews.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now this I like.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And not just because it makes mention of "shenanigan pie" and Jews.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now this I like.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I resisted the temptation to use the name "Bart-bart" instead of "Cilfone", above.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha


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