I haven't been on in ages (955 hits)
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Submitted by Just Jme (View user info) at 2006-03-30 10:54:22 EST
I haven't been on in forever but I have a few days of slacking off at work so I thought I'd drop in. Perhaps piss some people off. CAMWHORE!!!!
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2009-04-19 10:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too funny good to see you JME! ;)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 06:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hm. i like your way of fighting back. in the comments.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-06-17 05:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WIFEY!!!!!!!
I'm a Marine now so you're level of wanting to fuck me should be at an all time high.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
vwar oiar wcwe!
It's coded.
Think about it.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this what passes for ugly? COME ON!
+1. Didn't really make me smile, but enabled me to use a Lleyton-Hewitt-inspired COME ON!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you offering to suck me off?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
S
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you can bear my children on the condition that I never have to see them or pay for anything that is productive in their lives.
And yes I was being sarcastic about the size of the pic, it is roughly the planck length, put a bigger one up, like mine!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did eventually get it btw...damn that took forever
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:51:59 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/85432 <------------------- HOLY COW
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:47:49 EST (#)
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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really? I didn't get anything. Stupid email account. : - 0
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:16:17 EST (#)
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I snet you one back :) ding
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:12:18 EST (#)
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Are you talking about my stupidity. Cuz it gets worse my friend
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:10:48 EST (#)
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Staggering.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:03:26 EST (#)
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just sent you one...
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 13:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Oh Oh Sing 2 Legit 2 legit 2 quit I just did the hammer dance in my cubicle
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
you can't touch this
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hot feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I told you homeboy, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look in my eyes man, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You know let me bust the funky lyrics, you can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let me know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo I told you, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Why you standing there man, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker, you can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you're talking 'bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's word because you know
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look man, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, you can't touch this
I told you, you can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome that was a long time ago hehe lots has changed since then Email is same but at yahoo now
if you wanna drop me a line
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, that's too bad. I still have your pic somewhere...good to see you're still alive and kickin'
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:48:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
do you have downs or do you usually drool in pictures?
hahaha
I usually drool all the time
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL No not a tongue ring . No E not anymore You should have love for
the white girls they got love for you!!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:36:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
IS THAT A TONGUE RING?
Y halo there mouthsecks.
+
hehe
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you have downs or do you usually drool in pictures?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:46:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:21:28 (#)
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You look like Joanie Laurer, better known as Chyna.
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She has waaaaaaaaaay less man face then Chyna
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
IS THAT A TONGUE RING?
Y halo there mouthsecks.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Joanie Laurer, better known as Chyna.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome back Ms tiny pic.
Good luck with the haters.
God knows Uber needs more ladies.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
"On a lighter note I'm retarded and the pic looks small to me Dan are you being sarcastic?"
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Are you serious?
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmm you've got a fire in you. Like Manic. I find that hot in a woman.
I give you permission to rape me.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:52:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, don't worry Miss Jaime I got my love for the white girls too. ; ) I'm aiight, sadly no pics through the mail lately. HA! How are u? Still on AIM?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a lazy eye either you fucking jizz bag.
On a lighter note I'm retarded and the pic looks small to me Dan are you being sarcastic?
And you have yet to tell me if you'll bear my children
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, you're not cross-eyed.
I guess you're considered wall-eyed if one is lazy huh?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:04:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is munkeypants? Have you seen my munkeypants
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Last I heard of Paula was last week, at an outing in Massachusetts. But she's been AWOL on Uber for a while...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JME, Would you condsider resizing, this is entirely too big!! I get bored when I have to scroll all the way to the other side!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, me too. i wish i didnt do that. i'll be humming "sometimes i lock the door where no one ese can see-ee. I'm tired of dancing here all by my se-elf, tonight i want to dance with SOME ONE EL-ELS"
she's hot too. i saw a video of her and rosie odonnell on Arsenio (WOOT WOOT WOOT) from the 90's and madonna looked HOT. and, Arsenio (WOOT WOOT WOOT) was grilling rosie about what type of men she liked and she wasn't out of the closet yet and she was squirming! then, madonna changed the subject by jumping through my computer and justifying her love with me! she really faked a wardrobe malfunction to save her in the closet friend. i thought that was nice.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Madonna rox my sox now i will be singing that all day
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE SPECIAL
Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go [look around]
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know [life that you know]
When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so
Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music [move to the music]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
All you need is your own imagination
So use it that's what it's for [that's what it's for]
Go inside, for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door [open up the door]
It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping it will give you new life
You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it
Beauty's where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it
Soul is in the musical
That's where I feel so beautiful
Magical, life's a ball
So get up on the dance floor
Vogue, [Vogue]
Beauty's where you find it [move to the music]
Vogue, [Vogue]
Beauty's where you find it [go with the flow]
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you
Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
Vogue, vogue
Oooh, you've got to
Let your body move to the music
Oooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Oooh, you've got to
Vogue
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gone before you even got here but I'm glad to brighten up your day.
Try Prozac it works for me
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WE REALLY MISSED YOU!!! WELCOME BACK!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOREVER!!!
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:16:47 EST (#)
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Oh and I'm not fucking cross- eyed
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:16:02 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:15:32 EST (#)
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Nice fag music down there.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:14:13 EST (#)
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And you can dance
For inspiration
Come on
I'm waiting
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body, and move in time
Now I now you're mine
You've got to
now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
You've got to
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:12:40 EST (#)
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I forgot how good this site was for my self esteem!!!!!
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:11:29 EST (#)
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maybe i'm both
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:09:39 EST (#)
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i dont get it. are you the ugly girl in the pic or are you the ugly dude that hooked up with the ugly girl?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:07:14 EST (#)
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The hobo ditched me for a this large toothless vixen at the other end of the bar. Oh the shame I'm hideous
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:05:05 EST (#)
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or it could have been Method...
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:04:33 EST (#)
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Where is munkeypants? Have you seen my munkeypants
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:04:26 EST (#)
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why'd you cut out the hobo you were about to make out with? surely it was a hobo. look at you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:02:49 EST (#)
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Y halo thar shemale?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:02:34 EST (#)
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If by "piss off", you mean "bore", then your work here is done.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:02:29 EST (#)
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I'll get right on it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:01:20 EST (#)
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I don't think this is spank bank material. I suggest a larger, much nuder photo next time
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Great, just what we needed. Another cross eyed ugly chick.