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Stupid quotes. (671 hits)

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Rating: -1.61 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Joe Fatha <Popple_mario.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-30 18:51:23 EST


Here's a list of stupid quotes.


~George Bush:
"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."

~Some white bitch on Black white FX show:
"You magnificant black creature"

~Former presiden of nintendo
"[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games,"

~Mayor of New Orleans:
"I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day, This city will be a majority African-American city. It's the way God wants it to be."

~Brock from pokemon anime: (holding a ball of rice)
"Let's eat this pizza"

~Larry the Cable guy:
"I don't care who you are, that's funny there!"

~Woman on Penn and Teller Bullshit:
"Well luckily you husband DIED"

~President Bill Clinton
"I'm the first black president"

~Andrea Dworkin
"I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig.".

~L. Ron Hubbard founder of the Scientology religion:
"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-01 21:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I don't care who you are, that's shit right there!"

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-01 21:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:51:56 (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed. Not the best though.

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(You left that on my last post) That took courage. Surprised that you didn't play the retaliatory -2 card.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope your joints stop working and little kids pelt you with bird shit.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Here's a list of stupid people.

Popple.

Because of this post, I've signed up for gay porn galleries with the address Popple_mario.at.yahoo.com.


Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Stagger_Lee I will take that into consideration.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Good-a-place as any to take a shit.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's with all the reviews saying that we're not helping you improve as a writer? Aren't these quotes from other people, that you didn't write?

Here's the first tip to "improve your writing". Actually write something.

Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Keep em comin boys!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-30 20:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lots of comments...but no interest.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do I really need to justify this -2? I think not.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

jgreening

Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dolson thanks for the votes. You really have the talent to point out flaws to help the writer improve. You're a credit to this site.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid Quote:

Some guy (possibly an alter) named Joe:

Look at me!!! I'll post some unoriginal crap!!! Everyone will appreciate this!!!

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

L. Ron Hubbard founder of the Scientology religion:
"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
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Nothing stupid about this quote, it's what he thought and it's exactly what he did.

This is also why I've never been able to take Scientology seriously as a religion, or understand why anyone else could. It's never been anything other than a scam perpetrated by LRH. I don't know if the above quote is real or not, but it's well documented that LRH said similar things as this, many times, to John W. Campbell, and all his other old Sf writing cronies at Astounding Science Fiction Magazine back in the forties. All before he started the Scientology jive.

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

alter

Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks! I like reviews good and bad! Positive and negative! Critism will help me improve! :)

Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK YOU AND YOUR KIND WORDS GODDAMNIT!!

When will you break down and cry like the rest of them???

Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the reviews you guys!

Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Insightful.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

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