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Top 5 things that suck. (870 hits)

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Rating: -1.1 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-03-31 01:12:40 EST


Well, here are the top 5 things that suck no questions asked.



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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 for a clock with all '9's...

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

who are you?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was shit.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Top 5 things that suck:

1. YOU.
2. YOU.
3. YOU.
4. YOU.
5. YOU.

Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I have something to add to your list :D

http://www.ubersite.com/m/86094

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:05:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok. r0fl is right. I haven't written anything....yet. So I will give you a 0 for trying
-------

fuck that. you don't need to make any apologies for being new here. if you think something sucks it's ok to give it a -2!

Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-31 03:45:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the all important number 1

1) HawthorneHeights' posts.

.............................................

Please, please stop posting.
You are unoriginality embodied in its most abominable form


Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dropping -2s gives me a sense of joy. Thank you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do you smell like shit?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no shit, sherlock.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:00:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-31 09:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-31 08:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You'd think that emos would like gays.

Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-31 07:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-31 03:45:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the all important number 1

1) HawthorneHeights' posts.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-31 06:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There is only one Lord Of The Hate (Maddox),

and he does not share power


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 06:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So what, were you bullied at school or something? Did your mommy and daddy shout at each other?

Please do not parade your vulgar weakness.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-31 03:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the all important number 1

1) HawthorneHeights' posts.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-03-31 03:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So, I have a question HH?

How many times did you have your rectum violated by members of the football team back in high school?

My guess? Thirty-seven.

Submitted by Drawstring (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

A good solid -1.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah right.

Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not funny

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Do me! Do me!

Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Missing that crucial "funny" element

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:30:56 (#)
Ranking: -1

I didn't even bother copying what you wrote, because it was more of a mock of what BAM did to HH.

I copied someone ELSE's user info, whom (get it) hadn't posted, as a reference.

I didn't say they weren't qualified, they made that INFERENCE.

I'm not defending BAM or HH in anyway, I just found it ironic of the Oiseau -2 and the BAM -2.

Regardless, I don't see what is has to do with you, who isn't in the mainstream Uber clique (of 384 reviews in the last 5 posts).

Rate or quote whoever you have to do, I hate that Culkin kid.




Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:59:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Oiseau
User id: 16400
Registered on or around: 2005-02-13 16:43:46
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 13
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00

===

What? So because someone hasn't posted they're not qualified to tell whether something is amusing or not? I've never made a feature film but I still know I don't ever want to sit through Home Alone 3.

This is weak standard 'picture and a bit of text' fare, using the same old shit to get the same old laughs from the same old people. Every single person here could knock this up in under two minutes with no thought whatsoever. It's the textual eqivalent of Saved By The Bell, only with less Tiffany Amber Thieieieieieieieiswhatever.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i personally thought it was funny

decent hate



Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed.

Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2006-03-31 02:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok. r0fl is right. I haven't written anything....yet. So I will give you a 0 for trying.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Oiseau
User id: 16400
Registered on or around: 2005-02-13 16:43:46
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 13
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00


Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Some constructive criticism:

1.) Replace Homosexuals with Hawthorne Heights.
2.) Take out all the unfunny parts and make them funny. For a hint of what is unfunny it's everything from "Well, here are the top 5 things that suck no questions asked" to "AIDS and you are a great couple".
3.) Needs more rape.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This isn't funny.

Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-03-31 01:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

He's taking funny talk.

-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown


Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV