What's in a Name: Redskieslookfake (1091 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-03-31 16:08:15 EST
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"What's in a Name: Redskieslookfake"
I woke to find the world outside alive with deepest red
The burning skies and crimson clouds all honest in their shade
But I alone walked to the pane where two would stand instead
And rested 'gainst the glass to hear the sunburst serenade
From behind me only silence from our lonely marriage bed
Save the rare expression from a doubled drip or drop
And I recalled the struggle suffered and the pounding in my head
When I'd committed to my actions and could not be made to stop
Through the window I spied all of God's creation put to flame
Copper air bled down a mountain and was gutted by the peak
My hands trembled as I witnessed roses bloom and sing my name
And the water shamed the riverbanks with bittersweet mystique
My fingers rapped the glass to seek a kinship with the world
Their partnership since severed with their one and only mate
The stain upon the ring of gold, the deeper color curled
On the nails scored with scarlet from the sanguine spill of fate
From the sill I walked back to the swell of posts and sheets
Looked upon his hollowed form and saw him draped in gray
Then I fell to my knees and could not stop the wails and weeps
And as I looked back to the window it was colorless and fake
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User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies has a voice that makes me want to write poems for him, too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Captain Thorns.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Stagger Lee.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-02 13:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now mine..
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-01 17:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad you like it, Jake m'boy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-01 11:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-01 11:21:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH Jake you whore!
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You're just jealous Hurty. Number of poems about Hurty 0: Number of poems about Jake 1. Result, win for the English.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-01 11:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH Jake you whore!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-01 11:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-01 11:06:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Sacrilicious.
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Doesn't everything?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-01 11:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Sacrilicious.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-01 07:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:57:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
what? no link to mine?
anyway:
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake'll love this, he's a real popularity tart.
I AM AND I LOVE IT!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-01 07:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 21:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:25:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
I used to enjoy these...when they were about me.
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WIAN: Shlongy has yet to be written.
Forgot to take your meds again, huh?
You'll know when it is. Believe me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-31 21:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything's dissolving, babe, according to plan
The sky's on fire, the dead are heaped across the land
I went to bed last night and my moral code got jammed
I woke up this morning with a Frappucino in my hand
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-31 21:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent as usual.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I used to enjoy these...when they were about me.
Hey, a point for honesty, here.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty.
I'm going to the bathroom now to take a Duke.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How *dare* I write a post that gets someone's name on Most Heated for a few days?
Bad Orgasmatron. Bad.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were writting these things, I wouldn't have forgotten you ghola. For shame O-tron. For shame.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOT!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ghola -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86114#1912157
I forgot to include it, so I added it in a reply.
Please don't threaten to kill me with the Triforce.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what? no link to mine?
anyway:
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake'll love this, he's a real popularity tart.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done sir. And now the standard "Do me, Do me"
They brought beer into the office. Almost makes me feel bad for slacking most of the day...almost.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA- No, I meant about the tribute. I am a casual fan. I have a friend who is devotee. Luckily, I only lived with his brother. Else I would have lost my taste for them, which would be sad.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:24:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:21:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on my Sacrilicious tribute post right now...
Also, please respond to this, peach: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86047#1912112
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I did, pumpkin. And people always say that.
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Thanks for breaking my heart, persimmon.
People always say what? The minimum wage bit? I know, I know. But, I have this thing about that band. The last time I had roommates, one of them would play them nonstop. Home, work, car. Everywhere, all the time. Begging didn't sway her, pleading didn't sway her. She'd alos sing along, head bobbing back and forth in time, voice off key and nasal.
The break point came in the car. Once again one of their albums started up and so did she. I just started screaming 'Minimumu Wage, Hyaaaah', over and over and over again, top of my voice, staring at her all the while. She turned the radio off. For about ten blocks. Snapped it back on and put it at full vlolume.
I can barely listen to them anymore to this day and this happened six years ago. A shame. A damn crying shame.
I wanted her to die for the sins she committed against me. Instead I just moved in with the woman who would become mrs. scourge.
HAPPY ENDING!! HOORAY!!
I'm going home kids, have a nice fucking weekend.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:25:10 (#)
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But I'm already thinking about "88 Lines for 44 Uberwomenz" Jonny.
Take your pick.
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CURSES YOU HAVE FOILED ME AGAIN WITH YOUR FLAWLESS INTARWEB LOGICS!!!!!11111
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake'll love this, he's a real popularity tart.
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Yeah, where is he? He has stalked me almost NONE today. Weird.
WAKE UP, JAKEY!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake'll love this, he's a real popularity tart.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh he'll love this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:25:10 EST (#)
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But I'm already thinking about "88 Lines for 44 Uberwomenz" Jonny.
Take your pick.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:24:19 EST (#)
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How could I forget "What's in a Name: ghola" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/84479
I didn't feel right about going the non-serious route, as this was all I had for that:
These red skies look fake
But they won't once you take
The sunglassess off of your nose
And wipe from the lenses
The clotted-up menses
That from your vagina just flowed
For spectacles bloody
Are useless, ol' buddy
When trying to see clouds for true
So next time use Tampax
Don't stick shades up she-cracks
And then you'll find skies are quite blue
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:21:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on my Sacrilicious tribute post right now...
Also, please respond to this, peach: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86047#1912112
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I did, pumpkin. And people always say that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, do me, Internet ToughGuy, just try to rhyme something with 'JonnyX'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for the record: 'gams' is an awesome word.
I'm working on my Sacrilicious tribute post right now...
Also, please respond to this, peach: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86047#1912112
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome, especially since I was listening to Heartbreaker while reading - seemed to fit quite well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Least you got one, scourge.
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Aw, don't be sore Mags.
You'll get yours eventually.
Men always come first, right?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Least you got one, scourge.
'Tis beautiful, and Jake deserves it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what is in my name, but I know whatever it is is far better than Dreg or blueboy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're the only other user to get a 'serious' poem.
Those are the ones I write with love, so, yes, you're right.
Pick me up at 8 tonight? I'll wear the slacks with the slit up the side so you can ogle my gams.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good.
But, the one about me was best.
Especially since I decided to take it as a love letter from the man who penned it.