Hellllllooo Friday Random Thoughts with Seriousness (701 hits)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-03-31 16:12:48 EST
I saw a window on a hearse today. Strange as that seemed to me, I've seen stranger. Why is there a window in the back of the dead-mobile? Sure, it's respectful because it's tinted, but dead people no longer have the wealth of vision, nor can you see a goddamn thing from the inside of a wooden box. I had a chuckle but stifled it as soon as I realized that I was laughing at a dead guy.
I realized at the beginning of this week with great fervor, that I do not want to grow old. Old people piss me off to the highest levels of pisstivity when they drive. Without their cars, I can do nothing but feel sorry for them and stare. I've lived a quarter century waiting and biding my time until I grew older to participate in things that don't mean much; now, I fear age will catch me at some point and gripe about my loud music and baggy pants.
What the fuck is with goddamn clothes and their spare buttons? When is the last time that anyone popped a button and said, "Guess I'll have to break out the spares and sew it on tonight. Darn." Clothiers merely provide you these extra buttons as a reminder that little Asian children in sweatshops hate sewing as much as you or I.
Think about the layers of emotions that you get when step into a heaping pile of dog shit. Anger begins the roller-coaster as you feel and smell the gift that was just given to you. Sadness comes when you realize that you're going to be the one cleaning the smelly waste product from your shoe. Next comes the feeling of jubilation when you get to go to the mall, shop for shoes and look at all the underage girls strut their stuff. I'm going to jail. Or prison. Or some type of futuristic jail-prison / prison-jail.
Speaking of shit, I read somewhere that the word shit is derived from an old sailing acronym for "ship high in transit." Apparently keeping farm animals on the upper levels of a ship and the dry-type goods on the lower levels is a bad idea. Who'd of thunk it?!
All too familiar with the feeling of impending doom in my stomach, I hate being serious. I have to have a serious talk about feelings of mistrust that I've recently developed. I hope that I'm not overreacting. I'm hoping for the best. I'm prepared for the worst.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT
LOOK AT ME. I AM +2'ING THIS!!
I AM AN ORIGINAL!!
Hey Terry!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-04-01 08:55:40 EST (#)
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I love you too pookie.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-01 07:41:01 EST (#)
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haha
You rock, terry.
Submitted by uglugg (user info) at 2006-03-31 22:07:29 EST (#)
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my random thought for the day:
Hmmm... I read this post on uber today, and I was really wondering: why do people post stuff about their random thoughts, especially ones that aren't really entertaining at all?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:06:23 EST (#)
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On the side asshole. Trust me, I know all about the dynamics of being able to see behind you while driving.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-03-31 18:26:32 EST (#)
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"Why is there a window in the back of the dead-mobile?"
So the driver can see what is behind him in his rear-view mirror.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:38:06 EST (#)
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Yes!
No.
The little bones crunching between my teeth sounded like kitchen matches breaking.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:32:16 EST (#)
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Did you eat after taking it's picture?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:27:43 EST (#)
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I have a picture of a gecko on one of my posts.
Um...
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:24:06 EST (#)
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They always have those cream-filled centers. Geckos are the eclairs of the reptile world.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:18:48 EST (#)
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Maybe rubbery. Like rubber cement.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:16:34 EST (#)
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Crunchy and chewy at the same time, I would imagine. Your roommate is a lucky guy. Tell him I said hello and take a picture of the puzzled look on his face for me. Thanks.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:14:39 EST (#)
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Taste like leeezard. I bought my roommate business cards that state his business as "drunken shamings and teabaggings."
I also think that it would be funny if Bilbo Baggins middle initial was "T". Get it? Bilbo T. Baggins? God, I'm a fucking riot.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:12:15 EST (#)
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How did it taste?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:00:58 EST (#)
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Me too. Good news though. I ate a gecko and killed an insurance company CEO.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:54:05 EST (#)
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We all know that, Terry.
God I'm BORED.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:33:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:23:44 (#)
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I liked the post, sorta.
But attacking a negative reviewer, thats just being a pussy.
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That's because I'm a big blubbering vagina.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:32:30 EST (#)
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Ejaculating some?
Peon,
I've not been hiding, just busy with work. I hope all is well.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:26:48 EST (#)
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Boring much?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:26:03 EST (#)
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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:25:18 EST (#)
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pretty funnay
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:24:06 EST (#)
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I'm +2'ing you in the hopes you will say thank you with sex
;-P
Where you been hidin?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:23:44 EST (#)
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I liked the post, sorta.
But attacking a negative reviewer, thats just being a pussy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:20:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:20:04 EST (#)
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Get bent, ubetidid.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:19:28 EST (#)
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I'm hoping for the best. I'm prepared for the worst.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:19:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:16:17 EST (#)
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i hate my room mate too!