Can you imagine death? (615 hits)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-04-01 00:15:40 EST
So I smoked a shit load of marijuana tonight, and I was thinking: Can you imagine death? What does it feel like? Where do you go? Where does your soul go? What about your mind and body, your friend and all of your family?
Is it like how it is before you were born? I mean, before you were born you knew nothing of being born therefore you don't know anything of existence, therefore what if you die and you know nothing of death? Is there such a thing as death? Shit.
What about purgatory, we are all sinners, do our sins go unnoticed or do we spend an eternity in quasi-hell before we ascend to heaven? Fuck man I'm so stoned, this sucks.
Imagine dying tommorow. What do you say? What do you do?
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Death doesn't matter.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-01 16:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-01 13:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
can you imagine sticking your penis in your dad's ass?
he can.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-01 07:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you died tomorrow, no-one would even care.
Why should you be any different?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-04-01 07:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time you smoke a bunch of pot and want to wax philosophical, do it to your moron, pothead buddies. We're inclined to think you're a tool.
We'd be right.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-01 06:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Death is a very pretty place , your dream girl is waiting for you there, don't make her wait
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-01 02:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I started smoking marijuana AFTER I watched someone die.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-01 02:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I imagine you dying tomorrow all the time...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Imagine dying tommorow. What do you say? What do you do?"
Live deathwatch cam.
Charge fifty bucks a pop to watch me die..
leave the money to my kids.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For real though...
Can you imagine dying?
That shit fucking blows my fucking mind piece.
Shit.
Ok good night.
I <3 all you ubereres.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:19:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
At least I have work as an excuse.
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That's a piss-poor excuse but I'll let you carry my bags if you use your mouth.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whoa!
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
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Your lifes motto perhaps?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:20:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're between 16 and 22 and stoned and thinking about the afterlife.
Like, WOW maaaan!!
THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL MANKIND!!!!
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haha, i hate everything pokey has ever said, except this.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're between 16 and 22 and stoned and thinking about the afterlife.
Like, WOW maaaan!!
THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL MANKIND!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drinking and smoking on a Friday night, with nothing better to do than post?
Dubbya Tee Hef?
At least I have work as an excuse.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah by the way, I've drank too much, I've smoked to much.
I'm fucking spooked.