Vibe Post for the Ladies (1545 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.57 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by bLinkiSh (View user info) at 2006-04-01 20:12:02 EST
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-07 12:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know how i missed this
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PICTURES AND VIDEO!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a helpful resource in my online shopping this morning.
Thank you. I'll probably have to come back and thank you again in 1-2 weeks.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:12:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda saved this for EPW.
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What is EPW??
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:48:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
My favorite vibes are a category you left out: the "dual" vibes like the Rabbit Pearl, which have an insertable shaft and a clit vibe attached near the base. The shafts usually rotate/squirm, and the shaft part and the clit vibe usually have separate speed controls. If you need clitoral stimulation, I strongly recommend getting one of these. In terms of its impact on the human race, I'd put this vibrator up there with the atom bomb.
Good news for guys and couples though: they now make stretchy rings with those little bullet clit vibes attached that the guy can wear around the base of his cock during sex, turning him into the perfect sex toy and giving her direct clit stimulation during intercourse. (The constriction of the cock ring has the added bonus of giving him a bigger, harder erection.) These ring vibes are very small and totally cordless. They're awesome! Girls, you can also use them to modify your regular dildoes and vibrators.
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these are illegal in Alabama, btw.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer live horse cock, but whateva floats yer boat.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda saved this for EPW.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i used that third on my ex. it does the job.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Time I went shopping maybe...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All right, Meg, let's have a look at that BERGINA!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN PANDORA
marry me
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-02 14:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pandora - I wanted to rate ones that aren't commonly rated. But I am thinking of continuing this rating every Saturday. Depends on interest.
Beer_Bong - purrrrrr. So when's your road trip to my house? I mentioned it to the hubby, he said the more the merrier ;)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-02 13:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-01 23:49:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Electric Six wrote something that's appropriate for this post:
Hey! Looks like an emergency
Well that's ok with me cos i wanna trap you in this elevator
Looks like you're my baby now
So put away that thing cos my baby don't need no vibrator
I'm the...I'm the one you're looking for
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
I care...but i don't care anymore
I'm sorry...but I don't know what i'm sorry for
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tonight investigator
Hey... now the doors are opening
and i look like a jerk while you're grinning like an alligator
cant we just forget the whole thing
shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...artificial stimulator non - organic excavator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tonight investigator
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
so i will see you later
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-02 13:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-02 11:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-02 06:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Pulsatron?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-04-02 05:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Guys need their down time, like now for me, and I encourage girls to buy the props. (Only not the Jack Rabbit, I've lost too much puss-time to that contraption.)
What I was about to post, almost word for word until I read down:
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-04-02 03:48:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pfft, I'll show you the Emperor.
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Exactly, but my Emperor is taking his vacation time, he's earned it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-04-02 03:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pfft, I'll show you the Emperor.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-02 03:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet zombie Jesus. What do you need men for?
I feel obsolete and woefully inadequate.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My favorite vibes are a category you left out: the "dual" vibes like the Rabbit Pearl, which have an insertable shaft and a clit vibe attached near the base. The shafts usually rotate/squirm, and the shaft part and the clit vibe usually have separate speed controls. If you need clitoral stimulation, I strongly recommend getting one of these. In terms of its impact on the human race, I'd put this vibrator up there with the atom bomb.
Good news for guys and couples though: they now make stretchy rings with those little bullet clit vibes attached that the guy can wear around the base of his cock during sex, turning him into the perfect sex toy and giving her direct clit stimulation during intercourse. (The constriction of the cock ring has the added bonus of giving him a bigger, harder erection.) These ring vibes are very small and totally cordless. They're awesome! Girls, you can also use them to modify your regular dildoes and vibrators.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-01 23:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Motorhead wrote something that's appropriate for this post:
Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,
You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me,
I'm a friend, my love won't bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I'm so eager to please,
Stick with me and I'll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Check my heart before you start,
I don't wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Vibrator! Vibrator!
Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-01 23:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:25:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I splurged and bought myself the real doll version of the 'Orgasmatron'. No batteries, good for multiple Os, and has an option that recites just-for-me poetry at the moment of climax. The only problems with it are that I've never gotten a neck massage, and it likes to prattle on incessantly about its prowess while I'm done with it and trying to sleep.
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Honey you should know by now that I definitely do NOT prattle on after sex.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-01 22:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about bart
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ONE MILLION HITS
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
correction. vibrators. ruin. it.
i need a desk lamp. the lighting in my room reflects off the keyboard so i'm often guessing which letter is which.
maybe if i knew how to type i could solve this problem. eh, typing skillz are for LOSERZ
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64025
virbrators ruin is for everyone!
except the girls.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwwww!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel so dirty...
And I thought you were a dude...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm looking for something much more conservative with batteries than my current model. What am I, made of money? This post is informative, and I thank you for that.
I splurged and bought myself the real doll version of the 'Orgasmatron'. No batteries, good for multiple Os, and has an option that recites just-for-me poetry at the moment of climax. The only problems with it are that I've never gotten a neck massage, and it likes to prattle on incessantly about its prowess while I'm done with it and trying to sleep.
Still- 10 out of 10 stars, though.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has a lot of spunk.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK! Sorry about the side scroll