TTOM Productions Presents:A Shlongmare on Uberstreet (1100 hits)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2006-04-03 10:43:09 EDT
Advance apologies to Tigerlilly, Filthyassistant and Axolotl.
Love you all really, smooches.
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's uncanny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Voted "One of Best Posts Ever" in a poll taken in my house in 2007.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahaauhauahauahahahaah again
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:20:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy
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me too.
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I want to watch that adventure.
-Dave
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Have we all already forgotten about Filthy's adventure with CookieLass? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/77474
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:53:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Jaaaaaam.
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What are your feelings on marmalade?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best one yet. All kinds of awesome
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:20:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy
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me too.
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I want to watch that adventure.
-Dave
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I also Dave. But from a separate booth.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy
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me too.
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I want to watch that adventure.
-Dave
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Jaaaaaam.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
hysterical
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
chocking?
Thats right, he throttling her with two airplane chocks
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm....maybe Shlongy was chocking the life from her pretty neck?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does Filthy look purple? It's kind of scary.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.5
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:26:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy
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me too.
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Need a camera man? Or some male company?
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This is heading into porno territory by the sounds of things, a big desert porno shoot.
uh...need a fluffer?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy
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me too.
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Need a camera man? Or some male company?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More brilliance!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, I thought this was woeful.
For the most part I just can not get into these Uber based posts. They are almost the equivalent of sarcasm........
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then why are you here, you stupid prat?????
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, get off my roof! Stop dancing around up there! Just LOOK what youve done to the tiles!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...chim chiminy...chim chiminy...chim chim cheroooooooo....I does what I likes and I likes what I dooooooo.....
Yeah, sorry about the transmet. I've been a bit slack on that front - I'll get round to it at the weekend. If you're lucky I'll throw in my Spider Jerusalem action figure, although I may not be able to bring myself to part with it at crunch time.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay seems to like jam, at least in my head he does.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmf mmf...magic jam!
Gor blimey, guv'nor!
Heavens to murgatroid!
Bloody Nora!
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I'll be quoting these for days.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... a hastily improvised weapon.
Too funny.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
big red shitcheese
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww COME ON, now!!
I shoulda been in the credits, man. I feel so.... so.... uncredited!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85265
FOR SERIOUS.
Check the date, even.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, Jesus, what's not to laugh at in this post?
Fuck ozzy...I don't even understand what the fuck he's talking about.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
see, thats why I like Shlongy so much. He'll not hesitate to call any man a retard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ozzy just got his last plus rating from Shlongy, after that piece of shit "review".
What a tool. This is funny, even if these characters were "made up", you fucking retard.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, I thought this was woeful.
For the most part I just can not get into these Uber based posts. They are almost the equivalent of sarcasm........
The lowest form of wit.
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that's a common phrase among the people that are shit at executing sarcasm - or at best, are a little Jay "doesn't get it" Pegish.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, I thought this was woeful.
For the most part I just can not get into these Uber based posts. They are almost the equivalent of sarcasm........
The lowest form of wit.
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I stopped by to see who knocked this off its perfect perch... c'mon man, that was the best "Everybody looks like somebody famous" post of all time.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Effort. Wow. Uncanny resemblance, now I'm going to have night terrors again.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
However, I must say that I always get in trouble in school for unshaven facial hair. Perhaps ironic.
Weep
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*shrugs* theres no pleasing some people
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, I thought this was woeful.
For the most part I just can not get into these Uber based posts. They are almost the equivalent of sarcasm........
The lowest form of wit.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah god, the British accent had me dying...
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Strangly thats also my favourite bit
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah god, the British accent had me dying...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haahahahahahah
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy
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me too.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality shit, there. The extreme British language cracked me up.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oscars are only worth about a stinky armpit these days anyway
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With THAT cast, how can this miss?
I smell Oscar.
Wait, actually, I just smell my right arm pit. Never mind.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No need to apologize...when i read the title I spit a Lance Penaut Butter Cracker all over my desk.
BUahaabaabaaahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny how JayPeg has the ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD insulting him. Man. That's awesome.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny how JayPeg has he ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD insulting him. Man. That's awesome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:03:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it wrong that I laugh out loud at my own posts?
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Yes. Bow your head in shame.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it wrong that I laugh out loud at my own posts?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had the time to create masterpieces like this....Brilliant!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy will you autograph my panties??
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome. Awesome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go on an adventure with Tiger and Filthy.