Septic tank rhymes with Yank (861 hits)
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Submitted by dan q <disko.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-03 13:37:21 EDT
Ive never seen a more Seppo film clip than Bruce Springsteens' 1984 classic "Glory days"
For those in the dark, he walks out to an empty baseball field in blue 80's jeans, white 'sneakers', baseball cap chewing whatever he's chewing, with a bag of baseballs, serious as hell.
He throws a handful at a cage, technique completely down pat- including pre carry on, in clouds of dirt
Then the music kicks in. he's playing live in a club. Men in bendeters. Chics with frizzy hair. Flannels everywhere. Stonewash central.
The Boss in the usual get-up; Tight shirt unbuttoned down to the naval, sleeves rolled up to his traps, guns raging.
In between rock'n and sharing the mike, flashbacks kick in of the Boss's glory days as a guru baseball player. Back when he ruled the reigns
Music dies... a young whipper snipper walks up recognizing the Boss the star. He throws an arm over the kids shoulder, before demonstrating the perfect pitch.
The song should have been titled 'New Jersey = battlers = 80's rock = American cheese'
Vintage.
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Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:10:26 EDT (#)
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jgreening - funny, coming from a guy that lost his job due to viewing non work related material at work, pissed his pants waiting to tell bart about forthewin's MS Paint and probably has never left the US. On the reverse, I have traveled abroad many times over and am actually working overseas.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 07:50:15 EDT (#)
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Then you suck amazing amounts of ass.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-04-24 07:21:36 EDT (#)
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no, im not an alter.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 23:13:42 EDT (#)
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others are: vengeance and jsultan... and i think one other one that i can't remember... whatever, he isn't very sneaky about it, so it shouldn't be too difficult for you to find out...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-06 23:13:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-06 23:08:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI
MrSparkle = ETS.
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Good god, I'm an alter?!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-06 23:08:22 EDT (#)
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FYI
MrSparkle = ETS.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-06 22:47:54 EDT (#)
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Retalitory -2. How original.
I stand by that this is shit.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 14:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
godbless you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now finish the job.
+2 because you are obviously an Aussie and Australia is the greatest country on Earth.
Fuck all these seppo cunts, they're all fundamentalist christians.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I changed my mind on you, you can be the bizaro darko.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:32:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do me a favour and go drop one on every single one of his posts.
He'll get all bent out of shape about it and we can all laugh at him and throw stuff.
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yes, please do that, you'll get banned that much quicker and spare us all.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:47:03 EDT (#)
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this will probably be my last message re this post because its getting boring fast. But firstly some points i need to clarify:
1. bubba2341 - i am not making up a new language. This method is called Cockney rhyming slang and originated by the working class inhabitants of London post world war 2- the irony. Thus it is an old method of speech, and you are clearly the young stupid fuck. Educate yourself and Google it dipshit. Additionally money has nothing to do with anything. I don't know why you even bought it up...
2. Two of my best mates are Americans. I call them Seppo Chris and Seppo Gav; and they love it. They understand its all tongue-in-cheek. Having a bit of old fashion fun. They call me much worse
3. On a more serious and personal note i love America. I spent the best 6 months of my life there traveling. However like all places, there are some negatives which i occasionally enjoy pointing out. Ie 80's rock
4. Saxon- i thought this post did go well. A little contention is allot better than boring posts
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:58:09 EDT (#)
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This didnt go very well did it?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:29:27 EDT (#)
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Fuh q, dan q.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:52:51 EDT (#)
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I guess 'seppo' is some kind of retarded insult aimed at
Americans. Whassa matta, "Yank" doesn't work anymore?
You young, stupid fucks insist on changing the language, but
all you do is fuck it horribly.
Springsteen makes more money in a night than you make in
ten years, fucktard, so shut yer pie hole. Moron.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-04-03 18:29:55 EDT (#)
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"Are you the White House Communications Director working for George W. Bush?"
THE INSULTS! THEY DO NOTHING!
Actually, you have your revenge, in that you've somehow forced me to look up the lyrics to 'Rosalita'. I'm sure that was your plan all along, you fiend you!
"MY TIRES WERE SLASHED AND I ALMOST CRASHED BUT THE LORD HAD MERCY
MY MACHINE SHE'S A DUD OUT STUCK IN THE MUD SOMEWHERE IN THE SWAMPS OF JERSEY"
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:32:25 EDT (#)
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Do me a favour and go drop one on every single one of his posts.
He'll get all bent out of shape about it and we can all laugh at him and throw stuff.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good grief, little jonny boy is whining about -2s again.
What a loser.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:12:50 EDT (#)
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Damage.com,
Are you the White House Communications Director working for George W. Bush?
If so that would make allot of sense. You've done a great job handling the Iraq war.
PS let me know if you want me to break it down and decipher this further for you ;)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:55:30 (#)
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Foolprrof you use those lines on most reviews. Score some origionality you boring tit.
PS i would have preferred to have a perfect -2
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THOSE ARE NOT GRANTED TO AVERAGE SHIT-POSTERS AS YOURSELF.
good job on handing out the retal -2s...I predict you'll be banned/gone in a week...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to -2 this based solely on the title, but then I actually opened it and saw the body of the post.
Now I have 2 reasons.
I'm sure if I read it, I'd have 3.
Thanks for playing.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:14:30 EDT (#)
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"Ive never seen a more Seppo film clip"
OK, I had to Google 'seppo', but that's not your fault or responsibility. Carry on.
"For those in the dark, he walks out to an empty baseball field in blue 80's jeans,"
For those in the dark--blue jeans are blue. They were blue in the 80's, and they're still blue now. If there was something especially 80's about them, you need to describe it.
"white 'sneakers'"
'Sneakers' doesn't require quotes. It's a common term.
"baseball cap chewing whatever he's chewing"
Commas are your friends. Baseball caps don't chew anything. Their mothers yell at them about that a lot.
"with a bag of baseballs, serious as hell."
That's Bruce for you.
"He throws a handful at a cage, technique completely down pat- including pre carry on, in clouds of dirt"
There's nothing particularly wrong with this. Though I did read "pre carry on" as "pre-cum". I just thought you'd like to know that :)
"Then the music kicks in. he's playing live in a club. Men in bendeters."
Google couldn't help me out with that one. 'Bendeters'? Bartenders, bandannas? Bendixes?
"Chics with frizzy hair. Flannels everywhere. Stonewash central."
Clipped sentences. Reading Hammett lately.
The Boss in the usual get-up; Tight shirt unbuttoned down to the naval"
You sank my battleship!
"sleeves rolled up to his traps, guns raging."
No homoeroticism here, no sirree!
"In between rock'n and sharing the mike, flashbacks kick in of the Boss's glory days as a guru baseball player. Back when he ruled the reigns"
OK. As metaphors go, you just mixed a chocolate-anchovy milkshake. Maybe he 'ruled the field', or maybe he 'held the reins', or maybe he even 'reigned on the field'(Har!). I get what you're trying to say, but you'll have to pick one.
"Music dies... a young whipper snipper"
That's genereally written 'whippersnapper', unless you're making your own words up in an attempt to be cute. You're not trying to do that, I hope.
"walks up recognizing the Boss the star. He throws an arm over the kids shoulder, before demonstrating the perfect pitch."
Is he still in the bar? Does he totally bean that old drunk in the back?
"The song should have been titled 'New Jersey = battlers = 80's rock = American cheese'"
If you say so! Frankly, I remember 80's rock videos as more like "Nazis and dwarfs savagely molesting whip-wielding chicks in studded leather underwear." I think that was Golden Earring's "Twilight Zone"?
See, the main problem with your piece, here, is the fact that it's totally vague. I don't know what you didn't like aobut the video. In fact, I'm not completely sure that you *didn't* like it! I can't tell! Lay it out there! Give me details! Tell my just how hard it sucked!
Sorry, I just thought you'd like some constructive criticism. Really!
............
Heh heh heh...
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:07:13 EDT (#)
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At least use your won insult, you little whiny twat.
Good day, madam!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:03:21 EDT (#)
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OH NOES!
Are you mad at me?
Go -2 my post and make yourself feel better, Nancy.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:55:30 EDT (#)
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Foolprrof you use those lines on most reviews. Score some origionality you boring tit.
PS i would have preferred to have a perfect -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks dave!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:47:04 EDT (#)
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No worst ever for you.(Everyone can now continue to -2 this)
-Dave
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You hear that?
It's the sound of failure.
Must be deafening to you.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:22:41 EDT (#)
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After serious amusement followed by some psychological analysis ive concocted the following two theories about the previous reviewers:
1. You honestly love the Boss and mesmerized by his tight shirts, semi mullet and rock'n rhythm. The boss to you represents all that is American, and dishonoring him is dishonoring you and your country. You wish you could be inside his pants. In which case you are all retarded
OR
2. You can see where im coming from, but are very sensitive about tongue in cheek anti seppo comments. In which case this is understandable and the more probable probability. However, it is typical seppo trait to see your country as 'holier than though' and unable to laugh at yourselves. Loosen up gang.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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dan q rhymes with 'fucktard'...try it and see!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:33 (#)
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Fuck you and everyone who knows you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:06:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you described a music video? awesome. can you teach me how o master?
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You know what's even better? Cocksmack didn't even make fun of a CURRENT music video.
I'm just... at a loss here...
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:27:21 EDT (#)
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For a start you need whats called a television.
Get back to me when move out of Jersey babe.
ps There's no need for the "o".
I am happy with simply "Master".
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you described a music video? awesome. can you teach me how o master?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:57:59 EDT (#)
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You hit a nerve with the good post crowd. Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:56:07 EDT (#)
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Did i hit a nerve with the Jersey crowd ?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:52:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:48:38 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:46:51 (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:33 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:44:15 (#)
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Fuck You to whoever posted this.
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:43:42 (#)
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Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:43:18 (#)
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And it also rhymes with Yank. And tank.
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:33 (#)
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:28 (#)
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It also rhymes with Gank.
And tank, as this post has done.
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:33 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:44:15 EDT (#)
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Fuck You to whoever posted this.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:43:42 EDT (#)
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Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:43:18 EDT (#)
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And it also rhymes with Yank. And tank.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:42:28 EDT (#)
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It also rhymes with Gank.
And tank, as this post has done.