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The FuPa -- If I wasn't dead inside, I'd have already killed myself (918 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1.18 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-03 23:54:37 EDT


The dark colt races against the wind;
In the recess of the recurring requiem
Is the dagger of hope and the dream of
A nagging reality of constant proportions,
As the blinders are lifted from the gift mouth

The stone that lies in the center of the river bed
The cutting current crashes around it
The trees above it and the sand below it,
Are dotted with the swallow and the salmon
In their settled order and nature
They are oblivious to the battered stone
As it fights, unwielding in its devotion and
Glaring presence.

The dark horse fades on the horizon
The hour approaches without hope
And the battle is won or lost on
A moment's notice, with little regard;
The destiny of the destined is worth
Little more than the penny for your
Thoughts.


Oh no -- the guys in black suits are after me.gif (54 kB)

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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MAYBE YOU'RE AN ALTER AND YOU'RE ACCUSING ME TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOURSELF!
I AINT NO ALTER

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 14:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That *.Gif reminds me that I need to do something urgently.

I just can't quite put my finger on exactly what it is.

Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-04-04 14:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why the fuck did you let her post? now you're going to lose!!!

Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but more like a 1.5 now that i read it again...

Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you jackass...

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy, don't be mad, i didn't have time to make my planned production. i was coaching some youth soccer...





actually, be mad.. i fucked up, i hope this means i can still bang your wife when you die...




circe, i'll email you when i get back from the doc...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who kidnapped wardy?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wardy - I'll ask if I can post my entry, and if you can edit yours and repost at the same time (probably in about two hours, if Orgasmo The Mighty agrees), would that be okay?

Email me - fickle.muse.at.gmail.com

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great even without the animated gif.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no circe, you're awesome... the offer still stands, too... talk to orgasmo...

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great - you'd have beaten me even if I had been able to submit.

Thanks for being understand about the whole thing. You're awesome.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S MY SAYING DAMMIT!!

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my friend's dad calls me johnny depp for some reason... wierd...

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

J-Depp is under my desk. He says "what up?"

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this was waay above me.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i will put a movie together tomorrow, i ran out of time with all the coaching i'm doing with the kids these days.




it's for the kids, man, right???


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
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