Ubersite is the most depressing invention ever. (1245 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: Uber-related/Bandwagon
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-04-04 08:58:06 EDT
Based off of Darko's quest to find his password, the song "Stan" by Eminem, and my own unhealthy, stalker-ish, neurotic obsession with Bart Cilfone.
I really do love the man to an extreme measure, perhaps in an improper way. I've gone to counseling, but every ink blot I see reminds me of him, every psychiatrist looks like him, every website I go to reminds me of Ubersite, which reminds me of...Bart. I think about him all the time, going to sleep, walking across town, just sitting around the house...he is my idol, and my admiration, and everything I do revolves around me one day meeting him and fulfilling out relationship.
That's just depressing.
Uber's cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning posts cloud up my window, I can't log in at all
And even if I could be on MVA, I'd need my password
Cause it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Bart, I wrote, but you still ain't calling
I left my email, my screen name, and my user ID at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There was probably a problem with the server or something
Sometimes I type your addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's running Uber?
I'm thinking of starting my own site, not like those Pulsehead losers
Once I learn CGI
I'mo go write out the script
I read about your Halloween too, I'm sorry
I had a friend become transsexual; I think his name is Donna
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read all the links at BoredAtWork, and the directory for Uber's plans
I got a folder full of your camwhores and pictures, man
I like the way you run the site, man, that shit is phat
The thing is, dog, I gotta get my password, I lost it
You gotta send me it, I haven't posted since August
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, relax,
This is Ax
Uber's cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning posts cloud up my window, I can't log in at all
And even if I could be on MVA, I'd need my password
Cause it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Bart, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna verify me or give me my password,
You didn't have to, but you could have maybe verified Matthew
That's my buddy, I asked him to join Uber, he's twenty-six years old
We camped out on that post for hours, but you just said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to code sites and CGI, and post shit, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember back at Ubercon, you said if I'd write you
You'd write back. See, I'm just like you in a way
I want to post on Uber too, but I can't
Without a password, what kind of a man
Am I? I can relate to starting the page
But sometimes, when I can only look but not post or review, I fly into a rage
Cause I don't really got shit else so Uber helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of a "U" across my chest
Sometimes I even use an alter to -2 to see how it rates
It's like adrenaline to see all these posts on rape
See everything they say is real, and I respect them cause they tell it
My cat is jealous cause I talk about Uber 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Bart, no one does
I gotta get my password! My heart-rate's going up!
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Ax
PS: We should be together, too.
Uber's cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning posts cloud up my window, I can't log in at all
And even if I could be on MVA, I'd need my password
Cause it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-God-To-Respond-To-My-Fans
This'll be the last email I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word on my password - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is the virus I'm sending you, I hope you see it
If I can't post on Uber, no one will, I'm gonna cripple your whole server, so fear it
Hey Bart, I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to write?
You know that song by the Strokes, I think it's Last Nite
About that guy who drowns himself when he can't get his password for the site
That's kinda how shit is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downloads now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was that you, in a letter or a call, can give my password back to me—
I hope you know I deleted all of your camwhores from my C://
I love you Bart, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breath without me!
See Bart—shut up, bitch, I'm trying to send
Hey Bart, that's Matt, my unverified friend
But I didn't send the virus to him, I just blocked Uber, see I ain't like you
Cause if I wrecked his drive, he's suffer more, and then he'd be dead, like you!
We'll I gotta go, I'm almost sending the virus now
Oh, shit, my own address is in the send bar! How...?
Uber's cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning posts cloud up my window, I can't log in at all
And even if I could be on MVA, I'd need my password
Cause it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Ax, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your site is running now, how's your PHP?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call so much like that
And here's the verification code for your friend Matt
I wrote it on my starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at Ubercon, I must have missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to dis you
But what's this shit you said about you like to rate -2?
I say that shit's just clowning dog, c'mon, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Axolotl, I think you need some counseling
So I'll try to review your posts to help you out when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together
I sold out Uber for thousands to Google so now I'm single, feeling better
I really think you and your site need each other
Maybe you just need to treat it better
I hope you get this email, I hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself or your hard drive, you'll be fine
If you just relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Ax, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that Uber's grand, but I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago, it made me sick
Some dude was drunk and sent himself a virus that killed his drive
And crashed his friends computer, it was all over channel 5
And on his disk they found a doc, they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was...
It was you.
User Reviews
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drug on... and on...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I changed my mind.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You +2 my total shit, and -2 my posts with effort?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:35:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why I declare! My pee-hole is untouched!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever injected anti-freeze into your pee hole? And not liked it? Because that would be weird.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How high?
So high that I can kiss the sky.
How sick?
So sick that you can suck my dick.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People seem to be divided. Either +2s or -2s, very little in the middle.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-05 02:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was hilarious.
Of course I'm a big fan of parodies.
And Ubersite.
But I liked it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-05 02:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All right, JonnyX, I get it, I get it...I just have to post something shit every once in a while. I'll be back to fiction tomorrow...
BUT I LOST MY LAPTOP
RRRRR
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-04 15:01:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was sadly true to life... at least before you started rhyming.
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Negro please, meeting Bart is my only goal in life. To hell with college, I'll fly out to Chicago and give him some hot underage sex right now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 15:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, if I'm jaypeg, I gotta be sweating gallons after this post, and not just because I ate an entire box of Krispy Kremes in one sitting...this Axolotl guy is going to take the job of Chief UberSyncophant away from me!!
JAY, INVOKE THE POWER OF THE GREEN GOLF BALLS TO CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AT THE RIGHT HAND OF OUR LORD BARTBART....
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-04 15:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was sadly true to life... at least before you started rhyming.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I know so many people who think they can do it alone
They isolate their heads and stay in their safety zone
What can you tell them ?
What can you say that will make them defensive ?
Hang on to your ego
Hang on but I know that you`re gonna loose the fight
Hang on to your ego
Hang on but I know that you`re gonna loose the fight
They come on like they`re peaceful but inside they`re so uptight
They trip through the day and waste all their thoughts at night
Now how can I say it ?
How can I come on when I know I`m guilty ?
Hang on to your ego
Hang on but I know that you`re gonna loose the fight
Hang on to your ego
Hang on but I know that you`re gonna loose the fight"
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:42:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
You and Jaytard should get a room...
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It would be a shame to see all that furniture, you fags bought together, go to waste.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wouldn't be teh first zombie to eat me.
not by a long shot.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:08:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:54:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:20:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGZ LIEK 4LL U WR1T3Z R TEH POST3SES AB0UTZ UBER LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! LIEK -2DIE
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*dies*
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*pillages corpse for loose change*
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*comes back as an ATP zombie and eats SC*
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:54:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:20:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGZ LIEK 4LL U WR1T3Z R TEH POST3SES AB0UTZ UBER LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! LIEK -2DIE
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*dies*
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*pillages corpse for loose change*
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:58:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my god, I just scrolled back the picture and saw Bart, and he was so beautiful I threw my chair oot the window.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:53:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
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You're a fucking swing and a miss.
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This sucked. Sorry man.
And ghola seems to be following the TL/Pentameter to internet popularity.
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O dear god, I hope not.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this an insult?
If it is I need to go and rate all ghola's posts -2
I am a sensitive guy that way.
If it isn't, then ignore me.
-Dave
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O, teh pain of the retalitory ratings.
You don't really seem the type.
Because if you are, I would definitely -2 every single one of your posts.
With Glee.
Except the good ones. I'd feel guilty about -2'ing the good ones.
There are lots of good ones.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was an awkward medium to convert it to. I will post fiction again tomorrow.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't scan or scam or whatever the fucking word is.
It kind of sucks.
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scan.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:19:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
In the future, you'll be better served kissing Shlongy's ass if you want to get anywhere around Uber.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry dude...too long, too drone-ish. Try again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
In the future, you'll be better served kissing Shlongy's ass if you want to get anywhere around Uber.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:35:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer sometimes, are you?
As Razor pointed out, those who rate kindy are kindly rated. Now write me some more Pandemic, son. I feel dirty when you make me give low marks.
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Coming up.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:13:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The idea of you with a massive Uber U on your chest cracks me up
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It's a large Umlaut, but my nipples act as the dots above the U, so it's more on my abdomen.
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I know what an Umlaut is,I can speak very poor German, dont patronise me or Ill give you cancer,head cancer, cancer of the head.
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Wan't paitronizing at all.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer sometimes, are you?
As Razor pointed out, those who rate kindy are kindly rated. Now write me some more Pandemic, son. I feel dirty when you make me give low marks.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The idea of you with a massive Uber U on your chest cracks me up
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It's a large Umlaut, but my nipples act as the dots above the U, so it's more on my abdomen.
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The dots are the umlaut you twits, not the U itself.
Rap music always puts me in a bad mood :(
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think you're running out of people to jerk off...
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:58:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The idea of you with a massive Uber U on your chest cracks me up
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It's a large Umlaut, but my nipples act as the dots above the U, so it's more on my abdomen.
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I know what an Umlaut is,I can speak very poor German, dont patronise me or Ill give you cancer,head cancer, cancer of the head.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The idea of you with a massive Uber U on your chest cracks me up
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:58:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this an insult?
If it is I need to go and rate all ghola's posts -2
I am a sensitive guy that way.
If it isn't, then ignore me.
-Dave
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His name is Dave.
Hear him ROAR!
Seriously though, you people shouldn't be mean unless you do it in a comedy fashion:
Ghola: no, YOU'RE a Spakka!
Davros: Why I oughta... *shakes fist*
InnocentKingofPo: Shamone!
ChristPuncher: Uppercut!
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SPAKKA?
Christpuncher: DEEERP GO WHITE SOX WOO MEKKE LEKKA HI MEKKA HINEY HO!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The idea of you with a massive Uber U on your chest cracks me up
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It's a large Umlaut, but my nipples act as the dots above the U, so it's more on my abdomen.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this an insult?
If it is I need to go and rate all ghola's posts -2
I am a sensitive guy that way.
If it isn't, then ignore me.
-Dave
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His name is Dave.
Hear him ROAR!
Seriously though, you people shouldn't be mean unless you do it in a comedy fashion:
Ghola: no, YOU'RE a Spakka!
Davros: Why I oughta... *shakes fist*
InnocentKingofPo: Shamone!
ChristPuncher: Uppercut!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:51:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
well, this was gay. kudos.
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Thanks, Zakalwe!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:41:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
No Fanny Hill though
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Fanny Hill was masterful work.
"Touch my dear, tender cleft!"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:53:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
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You're a fucking swing and a miss.
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This sucked. Sorry man.
And ghola seems to be following the TL/Pentameter to internet popularity.
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By insulting established users?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i smiled. but it might possibly have just been at that picture again.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:20:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGZ LIEK 4LL U WR1T3Z R TEH POST3SES AB0UTZ UBER LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! LIEK -2DIE
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*dies*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:22:01 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
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You're a fucking swing and a miss.
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Is this an insult?
If it is I need to go and rate all ghola's posts -2
I am a sensitive guy that way.
If it isn't, then ignore me.
-Dave
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Uberdrama...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
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You're a fucking swing and a miss.
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This sucked. Sorry man.
And ghola seems to be following the TL/Pentameter to internet popularity.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, this was gay. kudos.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The idea of you with a massive Uber U on your chest cracks me up
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You and Jaytard should get a room...
ideally that room would be on another planet...
in a another solar system.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Fanny Hill though
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
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You're a fucking swing and a miss.
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Is this an insult?
If it is I need to go and rate all ghola's posts -2
I am a sensitive guy that way.
If it isn't, then ignore me.
-Dave
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGZ LIEK 4LL U WR1T3Z R TEH POST3SES AB0UTZ UBER LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! LIEK -2DIE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:16:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the...?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86237
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It's called a bandwagon, Bizzy.
I have hijacked your post.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the...?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86237
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:13:08 (#)
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Bart's pregnant?
Just something I heard. I always knew that guy was a winner.
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I told him I wanted to wear a condom, but he said anal sex would be safe.
Now he is ass-pregnant.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got to sleep by his feet in Vegas.
I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS!!!!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:13:08 EDT (#)
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Bart's pregnant?
Just something I heard. I always knew that guy was a winner.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
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You're a fucking swing and a miss.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:06:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
sickening suckups suck savagely syphalitic snatch
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I kiss boys.
Lots.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:07:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:04:24 (#)
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ROCKITLIKEAMASOCHIST!!!
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WOOOO
You haven't said THAT in a while, SimpleCatalsyt
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:06:54 EDT (#)
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sickening suckups suck savagely syphalitic snatch
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:04:26 EDT (#)
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Just for being able to write that much crap +2. Also I was amused.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:04:24 EDT (#)
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ROCKITLIKEAMASOCHIST!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:03:37 EDT (#)
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Bandwagon posts = High percentage for swings-misses
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:02:42 EDT (#)
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Swing and a miss on this one methinks.
-Dave
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:00:54 EDT (#)
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Haha
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:00:15 EDT (#)
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It doesn't scan or scam or whatever the fucking word is.
It kind of sucks.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:58:53 EDT (#)
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Oh my god, I just scrolled back the picture and saw Bart, and he was so beautiful I threw my chair oot the window.