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Dear Apollo (794 hits)

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Rating: 1.98 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-04-04 16:53:50 EDT



I am very sorry that white man beat you to death. And that you're black.

We hope you have a good birthday anyway.

Love,
Ubersite.

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wesley Willis sang a great song about that man.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it, I laughed.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Because it amuses me. YOUR PAIN AMUSES ME
____________________________________________________

Sadist. =(

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Misguided birthday wishes...sweet!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because it amuses me. YOUR PAIN AMUSES ME

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


AJ!

<slow motion>

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





<weeps>

Why do you hurt me so?

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

omg ur so witty, please accept this +2 as a gesture of homosexuality.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-05 10:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It COULD









but it won't.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-05 09:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thirty more +2s and this baby could hit BEST EVAR, WOO!!!!!

BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF APOLLO'S BIRFDAY WEEK CELEBRATION!!!!

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-05 03:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Rocky.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-04 22:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-04 21:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOOK MOMMY IT'S HE-MAN!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh the nostalgia of that propaganda movie!

I liked it so much as a kid.

Communism vs Freedom..."EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE...(YOUR SOCIALST WAYS)!" ~ Rocky

Drago was badass!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn. Why didn't I think of that when I did mine?

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Probably because you're a moron.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn. Why didn't I think of that when I did mine?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teeph, he's a fag.

What did you expect him to be looking at?

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

With Dolph Ludngren, it's gonna be an auto +2 or an auot -2. For now, we'll go auto +2. Your in luck.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:02:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:00:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

I must break you
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that's a big Soviet nutsack he's sporting there....
____________________________________________________

Wha . . .?

Why would you . . .?

I mean, even if you were looking . . . why would you say . . . ?



Dude. There should be no commenting on other guys' nutsacks on my Ubersite. I can't be all alone on this one, can I?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

W00T! GO WHITEY!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<cries steroid tears>



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:00:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

I must break you
-------
that's a big Soviet nutsack he's sporting there....

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SNAP! It's HE-MAN!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must break you

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never -2 a lawyer...even a half-assed, ambulance chaser like Teeph.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If he dies.....he dies.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I did it too.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Why?

Why would I do something like this?

Is this the "poor impulse control" that Dr. Jennings was talking about?


Keep brain from freezing.

-- Homer Simpson
Simpson and Delilah