Hero of the day (680 hits)
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Submitted by Disko (View user info) at 2006-04-05 11:44:15 EDT
Everybody has a hero and some have a God. Some prefer Superman over Spiderman, the Hulk over Captain America, or Batman over Wolverine. Many prefer Jesus over Allah or Buddha over Satan. But one man stands above the rest: MAGNUM P.I.
- He has gone from US Navy Seal to P.I.. He was awarded the Navy Cross after dominating at quarterback in the Naval Academy. What can't this guy do???
- Every episode he drinks beers or eats a hotdog
- Nam flashbacks are what really makes the show. Intense as they are, they bring the best out of Magnum. Magnum in the zone is unstoppable. He make Rambo look like a sissy
- His mate T.C. is a helicopter pilot. His mate Rick runs a night club. He gets hook ups galore. Does it get any better ???
- He rips the Ferrari up. Always
- He gets shot at most episodes
- Dogs hate him. Ladies love him.
- Possibly the only guy in the history of television that can pull off the moustache and still be as cool as hell. No food ever gets stuck in his tache. Ever
- Lives in a Hawaiian mansion. In the 80's. Gold
- He picks up most episodes without doing a thing. A chic magnet like no other
- He has an outrageous left hook
- His tears cure cancer. But he has never cried.
At the end of every episode im left asking; how does he do that???
The man is a genius. The man is a god.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:50:29 EDT (#)
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I am glad you're dead.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-04-07 13:37:39 EDT (#)
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Uber has "professionalism"?
And here I was thinking you had no imagination!
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-06 11:01:24 EDT (#)
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Such hate and animosity from some of you homo's. Bandwagons are so cliché.
You obviously have not read the post, and have let your prejudices get in the way of professionalism. Get your hand off each others cock, cause the gaydar is off the richter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-06 08:58:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-06 08:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*Speechless*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-06 04:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto bizzaro darko -2
because darko gets the +2s
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-06 04:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who are you, coming on in here swinging your dick around like you mattered?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I may have forgotten to let you know - you suck a lot of dick.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto bizzaro darko +2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 T.C. reference -- that's what I'm called, short for Thomas Christopher...
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's wrong Chroniclysm? You have sand in your vagina? Dont come crying to me.
Chin up homo;)
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"- His tears cure cancer. But he has never cried"
Well that just makes him an asshole...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:38:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:23:19 (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:10:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day, please.
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What are you. My mum?
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking cry about it, then. We all use this site and there aren't many *actual* unspoken rules.
-Don't post completely disgusting shit and trick people into clicking on it.
-Put NSFW tags when appropriate.
-1 post per day.
In all honesty, you can post 20 fucking times a day for all I care. The first one will be rated fairly. All successive ones won't.
People are such fucking babies.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:17:21 EDT (#)
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I love the Hoff as much as the next guy. He was a funky ass dude who had a good thing going. however baywatch did the man no favours. Either did his perm.
But Magnum rules the roost im afraid. There aint noth'n this beefcake cant do. Hoff couldnt pull off facial hair like Magnum. Wouldnt be surprised if he couldnt grow any...
ps i saw the Hoff with a woman under each arm walking out of a club in Vegas as the sun was rising a few years back. He was reportedly in AA at the time. The kid can party
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:11:07 EDT (#)
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I thought this was gonna be about Shlongy...especially when I read he has a hotdog or a beer every day.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day, please.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O NIGGA PLEASE, HASSELHOFF COULD SCHOOL THAT BOY AND HIS TIN-PLATED ITALIAN GO-KART ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
someone's sensitive today. That time of the month ???
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:47:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:44:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
does this -2 help the duplication process fag.
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My god you are a whiny little bitch.
Seriously.
Grow the fuck up.
Your posts suck. I couldn't care less about ratings. I take what's given and that's it.
Fuck off you smarmy little twat.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:41:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:12:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for two reasons:
A) Magnum was getting plugged in the ass by Huggings.
B) Double post
And I just plain don't like you.
You suck.
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The Gaydar levels go off the meter whenever you write something on Uber.
Do me a favour and catch a flu, so the AIDS can kick in and kill love.
Regards,
Disko
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
He's a fruit.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for two reasons:
A) Magnum was getting plugged in the ass by Huggings.
B) Double post
And I just plain don't like you.
You suck.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The moustache alone makes a strong argument.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:08:06 EDT (#)
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Im not having a dig at Paddy, but Magnum is in a league of his own.
He could stand beers on his pecs, while standing up, running.
Enough said.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:03:54 EDT (#)
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Magnum was hired by celebrity author Robin Masters to test the security of his porno pad, run by Higgins and the lads, Zeus & Apollo. Magnum always fell on his feet, like a giant Siberian tiger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-05 12:00:44 EDT (#)
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3) He really is the only guy in the world who can pull off a moustache like that.
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This is very true. No other man could wear that moustache and live.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:56:13 EDT (#)
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Paddy Ashdown could smash Magnums kneecaps with his mind. Then he'd roll him up and smoke him.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Magnum is 100% pure unadulterated playa. Let's look at the facts:
1) His name is Thomas MAGNUM. Do you know what the name of condoms made for well endowed men is? (Me neither.) That's right. Magnum! Coincidence? I think not.
2) That Hawaiian mansion and/or Ferrari he was allowed to use and abuse? They weren't even HIS! He didn't have to pay a DIME for them. He got to chill on Robin Masters' estate and do what? WHAT THE HELL WAS HIS JOB SUPPOSED TO BE?
3) He really is the only guy in the world who can pull off a moustache like that.
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He could bash Paddy to a pulp. Just by looking at him.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but he's no Paddy Ashdown.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:46:31 EDT (#)
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