APW: Go Sox Woo (1013 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-04-05 15:32:55 EDT
I'm sick.
I'm busy.
I'm in a cold med. fog and can't think of anything to rhyme with "Hebrews," so the poem I was trying to write will have to wait a while.
I'm going to be out of town until Sunday, and I need to get the Thursdayness out of my system.
I'm a fan of bullshit posturing and fancying up head shots that don't deserve it.
So, with all of that in mind, I give you cAmwhore Post Wednesday.
If this isn't art, I don't know what is.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:03:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 23:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Proof, once again, that Bubba is obsessed with me and stalks me all over this site.
*shudder*
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Oh and Bubba- look at the earlier ratings, where you +2'd it. Ironic, huh?
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You obviously cannot understand that the +2 was for Gasm. The -2 was for you.
Run with that.......
Right. i stalk you. You look like a stalk of celery, kinda grenn, skinny, and
no nutritional value. Like most womenz......
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-10 00:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 23:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Proof, once again, that Bubba is obsessed with me and stalks me all over this site.
*shudder*
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Oh and Bubba- look at the earlier ratings, where you +2'd it. Ironic, huh?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-09 23:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:37:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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rate the post rather than the poster, you ignorant BITCH.....
Gasmo is always the +2 kind of guy, but you are always a -2 kind of twat...
Dumb cunt.....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 22:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like an effeminate trot nixon.
that's a compliment.
DIRT DAWG!!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, I was just gazing wistfully at your photo when someone walked up behind me and said "who's in the police sketch"?
And in a way, they have a point in thinking you're a criminal. You've stolen my heart.
*sobs*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
any team that's shortened to BOSOX just sucks. i don't care if they do win a world series or so every 86 years. oh wait that helps prove my point, takes almost a century to get in stride.
THEY SUCK!!!
i still love you despite that.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Sox etc.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:08:10 EDT (#)
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Good to see Beckett got that first win under his belt...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:31:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Not you Bubba...the OTHER three zeros.
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Glad you didn't call ME a zero.... Oh wait.... ???
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:34:01 EDT (#)
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Filename saved this from a negative rating.
Go Manchester United!
Seven points! IT'S ON!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not you Bubba...the OTHER three zeros.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SOX WOOOOOO
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:11:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
You three zeros should just get your own chat room.
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Who the fuck you callin' a zero, buttboy? Bend over and I'll
RAMone you in the ass.... :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You three zeros should just get your own chat room.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chalk-Fulla-Suck
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of the baby!
What baby?
The baby with the power!
What power?
Power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the baby!"
"Put that baby spell on me! Ooh!"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-05 19:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm sick.
I'm busy.
I'm in a cold med. fog and can't think of anything to rhyme with "Hebrews," so the poem I was trying to write will have to wait a while."
..............................................
Boo boos. Hoo doos. Old Jews. Bad news. She-Jews. Emus. Mu mus. Renews. Sinews.
Hope you feel better soon....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 18:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No no.
I just enjoy watching people play the game well is all. Fucking blame it on a billy-goat bastards...I pity those poor folks really.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-05 18:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I live in Chicago...what did you expect Scourge? How did you manage to be a cards fan though? Loose a bet?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 18:08:22 EDT (#)
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MyTee, you're dead to me now.
Lishy-poo-scrumpkins? It is personal girly. IT JUST FUCKING IS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:58:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:53:18 (#)
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And what asshole turned this into a thread about baseball?
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You're right. Can't we all just get back to CELEBRATING THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY MAGNIFICENCE?
Fuck the Mets, by the way.
Besides Pedro. I can't hate on Pedro.
Oh and Mientkiewicz too.
But really, fuck the Mets.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
F-L-Y-E-R...
Oh..right.
GO PHILS!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Red sox? No, no, no. And scourge? The cards? (Sigh). No soup for you.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GO YANKEES!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, babe..it's just that Philly sports spirit PWNS all uber relationships. It's NOT personal.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
METS?
HOLY JESUS FUCKING DICK AND BALLS CHRIST
What the jesus hell is WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
And what asshole turned this into a thread about baseball?
Lish- that hurt me personally.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:49:59 EDT (#)
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phuck philly, it's for phags and pharies. LET'S GO METS!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:48:13 EDT (#)
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Um..OK..how can I say this without hurting either of you personally..
SUCK IT.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:38:29 (#)
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You can't say anything to Philly sports fans, because they'll beat you up either way.
Fucking blood-eyed louts with batteries to throw and quarters in their socks.
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And THAT'S just us GIRLS!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Philly?
You need to quit doing drugs at work my dear, they're mucking up your brain.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:44:19 EDT (#)
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I've explained 2004 on this site before Orgasmatron, and just so you know that comment has now cemented my hatred for you.
In 2004 the Cards all woke up and yawned and stretched. They realized the team they were getting ready to obliterate in the Series were playing a deadly game. A deadly deadly game.
See, the Chicago Cubs are the absolute shittiest team in the history of the game of baseball. It's true. Look at our resident Cubs fans here on Uber. ETS, Stabkill, Bart Cilfone...
Obviously only a team comprised of degenerates and scumbags could have support from people like this.
OBVIOUSLY.
So, this team had been thoroughly kept in their place for ever so many years. Mainly due to the Baseball Godliness of the St. Louis Cardinals. It's true. Look it up.
Since 1908 they haven't won a Series. Because the world would end as we know it if they had been allowed to.
The Cardinals woke up in 2004 and took a look at the record of the team they were going to be facing, because you see, they had never heard of them.
And why hadn't they heard of them? Because well, you know the Cards play in the post-season a lot, they get pretty busy doing that and pay attention to the other teams that make it there.
They realized that this team, these RedSox, were actually attempting to take over as the leaders of all that is wrong in the world. They hadn't won a Series since...when?...1918?
They brave St. Louis team realized what needed to be done.
To keep world order they decided to take one for the team, as it were, and let the Sox win. It was to help keep a handle on the evil in the world.
If the Sox had been allowed to lose they would have gone into a tailspin, never to return to the post season again.
See? That much bad couldn't have been allowed to exist in the world. The entire balance of good amd evil would have been thrown off.
So, in actuality, by PURPOSELY throwing the 2004 World Series, the Cardinals SAVED THE UNIVERSE AS YOU AND I KNOW IT.
What other team has consistently made it to the postseason, the Playoffs, Series as the Cardinals? How many times in your short life have they gone that far?
Almost every damn year they go. EVERY YEAR.
I do fear with the new stadium this year they may only make it to the League playoffs instead of going all the way.
So sad.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:38:29 EDT (#)
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You can't say anything to Philly sports fans, because they'll beat you up either way.
Fucking blood-eyed louts with batteries to throw and quarters in their socks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOLD
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:24:37 (#)
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FUCK PHILADELPHIA.
That is all.
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I'd say I'd LOVE to hear you say that in the face of oh, TWO OR MORE Philly sports fans, and see if you can walk away without a limp...but you're much too pretty for what they'd do to your face.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:32:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:29:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you! That'll probably happen now.
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Just keep your hands at 10 and 2, and your wits about you.
With any luck you'll avoid turning your face into an accordion against the wheel and will instead eat a bunch of glass on your way through the windshield.
Either way it's closed casket funeral for you, snookums.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you! That'll probably happen now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:24:37 EDT (#)
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FUCK PHILADELPHIA.
That is all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:18:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh yeah, FYI, Yankees are a big bag of suck too.
The proper team to support is, of course, based in St Louis. Thanks.
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Nope. They're in Philly.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry about 2004, then.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:18:28 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, FYI, Yankees are a big bag of suck too.
The proper team to support is, of course, based in St Louis. Thanks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope he decides to shoot himself in the face.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks buddy. I hope you die in a car crash tonight.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you die from whatever disease it is that you have.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:50:36 EDT (#)
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Yankee linkwhore of self indulgence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76923
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The answer is -2.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, fuck the sox, indeed..but WHAT OF THE CAMWHORE, KATY?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hisssssssssssss
hisss
hisss
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for sox.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PENA IS GONNA PWN THIS SEASON. OR MAYBE NEXT SEASON BUT DEFINATELY ONE OF THE NEXT FEW SEASONS!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:14:13 EDT (#)
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Where's the hissing?
Boos aren't complete without hissing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PLASTIC WRAP!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those surprised eyes make you look like a deer in caught in the headlights.
You get a deduction of 1 for the inclusion of the fucking RedSox.
REDSOX BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOO
East Coast money team BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No eyeliner to speak of. I also have a nose, by the way.
Chalk it up to the manipulation.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you wearing eyeliner?
Our babies are going to be so beautiful.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Beeb'd Jew" rhymes with "Hebrew".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Throw in a dayglo penis and I'll up this to -1, or, God forbid, a 0.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:49:45 EDT (#)
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NO-MAAAAAR, NO-MAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and I'll be throwing up the Round 4 FUPA post right after 12 tonight, after voting ends, as I'll be up and off by 4AM tomorrow.
BE ADVISED.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:36:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're no habeeb.
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I'll repost and add a sun and "fusion fusion fusion" in the corner.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool picture too
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah sox!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even care that there's no content besides the camwhore, because that's all I need.
MY, WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE!
*digs for Little Red Riding Hood outfit, heads to NoVa*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're no habeeb.
...Thankfully, because I'm not that thrilled with the original.
So knock off the baby talk.