It's been a wong time :( (989 hits)
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Submitted by Whipwash :( (View user info) at 2006-04-05 20:39:20 EDT
HEY MAN
HEY
HOWZIT GOIN
PREDDY GUD MAN, YOU?
PREDDY GUD.
HEY MAN, I GOT A STORY TUH TEL YUH
SHOOT
SO I WAWK OVA TO A FRENZ HOUSE THIS HERE MORNIN
YEAH?
YEAH, N WHEN I SHOW UP HE'S HOLDIN' A CUP FULL OF HAT CHOWACOLIT
YEAH?
YEAH, N HE OFFAS ME A CUP- HE SAYS "HEY MAN, TRY THIS HERE CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE- ITS PHENAMINNUL"
SO I TRIES A CUP AND I SAYS "HEY MAN, WHIP ME UP A BATCH O THAT SUCKA"
SO HE MAKES ME A CUP AND I TAKE A TASTE
YEAH?
YEAH! WHEN I TASTE THE HAT CHOWACOLIT, I LOOKS TO HIM AND SEZ "HEY MAN, LISTEN HEEA- I PRESHEYATE THE EFFUT N OWALL, BUT THIS HEA HAT CHOCOLIT IS WAY TOO HAAAT"
OH MAN!
YEAH! SO THEN I SEZ "LISSIN MAN, YOU GOT TWO APTSHENS. YOU CAN EITHA PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE AND LET THE MALEKEWLS DIFFUSE, OR, YOU CAN ADD MO MELK"
HE SAYS "HEY MAN, HOWZ ABOUT I DO BOTH"
WOAH MAN, THAT SHO IS NICE OVEM.
YEAH! SO HE DUZ BOTH, AND LOW AND BEHOLD, THE NESTLES QUICK HAT CHOWACOLATE TASTES PHENAMINAL! IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DELISHUS MAN.
WOAH MAN, THAT SHO IS GREAT.
YEAH
I'm back, and ready to fight alongside every other shit poster that wants to shove Razors "TAKE BACK YEWBERSITE POST GUUD" campaign up his cooze.
However, I don't have any pictures of Bart in his underwears, so.. I guess this will have to do:
User Reviews
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-03 06:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.23 on 31 reviews
OMFG!!!
WON TOO PHREE
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-03 06:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shit posts" are still funny. Just because our posts aren't about drug addiction or unrequited love and don't use the word "crimson" every other fuckin sentance doesn't mean our posts aint entertaining.
the opening dialogue to this made me laff :D
Submitted by Time_What_Is_Time (user info) at 2006-04-07 05:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
an I the only one who is reminded of that black dude working for "slave wages" from "A Confederacy of Dunces"?
Also, that comic is old but still good.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always knew Doug was a rapist, just like Waldo is a serial killer and Tintin a serial sodomiser of children
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell is this?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FINALLY FOUND THE WUV, OF A WIFETIME
A WUV TO WAST MY WHOOOOOOOWE WIFE THWOOOOUGH
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GHEY CARTOON CHARACTERZ
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just cuz I like the theme song
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doug is the name of my dick.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-06 09:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:00:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
SIT
FIX IT MOMMY IT BROEK
=========
You are ADORABLE.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-06 08:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha... Doug.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-06 04:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If I ever see Razor in the street I'm going to run him down with my car.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-06 04:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll admit... I laughed.
I laughed pretty hard at the comic, which I didn't know existed.
But yeah, it was funny.
The post was shit, but the comic funny.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm all for taking something I don't own.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Underrated post.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-06 00:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A nice, big cup of meh.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How aboot a dildo/vibrator shaped like a scorpion- the claws snap onto the lips, relentlessly holding on until orgasm. It could force the razor sharp tail in repeatedly, and After a while, the scorpion will inject ridiculously toxic venom into the now bleeding vaginal opening. Then, Whiplash can come along and laugh at your bleeding vag and say "YOU GOT WHATS COMING TO YOU YOU STUPID SKANK- THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR FUCKING MY BEST FRIEND AN HOUR AFTER I SPENT 106 DOLLARS ON YOUR FUCKING DINNER YOU BARELY ATE BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANOREXIC BITCH". Then He'd laugh and laugh and laugh. Then all would be right with the world and ToothSyndrome would stop bitching and ruining my life.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Barbed wire. I want a dildo with barbed wire. Or sand paper. And bleach lube with fiberglass attic insulation cotton candy stuff.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What just happened was that the poster posted third-rate horseshit
coupled with a cartoon older than himself. Sorry, folks, but this was pure
dogshit...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-05 23:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are your future plans?
At current we are working on several new dildos including; Gator, Tiger, Equine, and now female parts :) as well as several differnt varities of plugs and human shaped dildos.
We are always extremely interested in hearing your ideas for future projects (be they dildo related or not), let us know what you think, what would like to see, feel and experience.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was great. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-reat!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck just happened...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"It's been a long time, now I'm, coming back home.
I've been away now, Oh how, you fucking suck."
-Apologies to The Beatles-
In other news, Razor says he want to take back your breath....
:-(
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHoever made that cartoon is a comedic genius.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
credit to punks and nerds
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-05 21:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SIT
FIX IT MOMMY IT BROEK
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you frowning? It's making me sad, too:( Come sit with Lishy and she'll make it all better.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooooooook?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate that comic.
But I missed you, so I'll +2 the shit anyway.
*kisses*
:)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
ITS A REVOLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHUN!!!!!!!