FUPA: Round 4 Matchups/Theme (4898 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-04-06 01:25:42 EDT
Rd. 4: THEME: NATURE/ART -- posts due by 4.10
Rd. 5: pairing/theme posted 4.13 -- post due by 4.17
Winner announced 4.19
Some notes on this round:
Posts are due by 11:59PM Eastern, Monday, April 10.
Pairings were drawn, again, at random, from the Cupped Hand of Fate (I'm out of hats).
There isn't going to be a bracket for this round because I'm about three hours away from waking up and heading to the airport, and since the file I've been using is at the office I don't much feel like recreating the fonts and formatting from scratch. I can repost on Monday, for continuity's sake, if you find yourself jonesing for a jpg.
The final four:
goferferhire - Circe
Sacrilicious - Bubba2341
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Round 3 wrap:
Beauty once again brings down the beast, as Lishy comes out on top (insert joke here). I really need to stop facing women in writing competitions. I've got an 0-2 record against vaginas.
Orgasmatron - Ticking: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86220
My piece about the constant movement of time in the world.
Sacrilicious - Mother Night: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86167
Lish pens a moving, intimate piece about the passing of a parent.
wardy, the perpetual gentleman, lets Circe sneak in after the deadline. Circe repays him by donkey punching him with her lyrical knockers.
This is why men don't hold doors open anymore.
Circe - Spoils of war: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86253
Sometimes a clock is just a clock. Sometimes it's much, much more than that...
wardy - If I wasn't dead inside, I'd have already killed myself: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86255
wardy plays against expectations here and sacrifices flash for language. No, really. Check it out.
gofer and Ax duke it out in a "battle of 'underappreciated animal' usernames." gofer pulls it out and moves on to the final four.
goferferhire - The Horror: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86171
A man reflects on his childhood and on the part he played in the Holocaust.
Axolotl - A Chink in the Light Between Eternities: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86189
Unfortunately this was NOT about a Chinese guy sneaking around in the cosmos. Fortunately, it was a stylized look at the span of a human life.
The numbered men go toe to toe, and Bubba proves victorious. I heard that Bubs was so excited he went out and refilled his Viagra prescription.
JMG114 - Cosmicosm: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86188
JMG's piece about the persistence of memory.
Bubba2341 - A Jumble of Time: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86164
Bubba writes sweeping stanzas about family, aging and the choices we make with our days.
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This round was, simply put, fantastic in terms of the writing it produced. I couldn't be happier with the entries, and hopefully all of you feel the same.
Place your bets on this semifinal round. It should be killer.
Good luck.
And since I don't have a bracket, deal with this. If you squint hard enough, you can see the pairings and previous matchups in it:
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Irish beer? Yes! English beer? Fuckin-A!
American beer? Yes! There actually are many that are good, just not Budweiser,
Coors, Miller, or any of that dogpiss. Sierra Nevada pale ale or porter,
Anchor Steam, etc.
No one with a brain wastes his time on sports.. :-O
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't personally own any teams, so I can't name them at all.
We do have one team known as the knickerbockers. They play in some sport I don't care about.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you name your teams after items of clothing? And surely socks are the least glamourous items?
Unless you have Philadelphia Jockstraps or similar.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are indeed.
The only team that came close was the Boston RedSox, but they finally paid out billions more to their players than all other teams, minus one, and finally won a championship two years ago after an 86 year hiatus.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
No no. That would be the Chicago Cubs.
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Oh yes. Even over here in the UK we hear how much they suck. They're some source of national amusement aren't they?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No no. That would be the Chicago Cubs.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I drink Irish Beer.
You and Orgasmatron will both pay with your lives for the comments against my beloved Cardinals. You can take that to the bank.
I watch the occassional football game, and enjoy it, I just don't have enough access to it to really get into it.
Don't care for basketball. Don't really care for American football. Hockey is alright.
Seething with murderous rage,
scourge. oftheseas no less.
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Sea-thing with rage eh? Are the Cardinals that team who have a nice colour scheme but never win anything? *english innocent look*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I drink Irish Beer.
You and Orgasmatron will both pay with your lives for the comments against my beloved Cardinals. You can take that to the bank.
I watch the occassional football game, and enjoy it, I just don't have enough access to it to really get into it.
Don't care for basketball. Don't really care for American football. Hockey is alright.
Seething with murderous rage,
scourge. oftheseas no less.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:25:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WEREN'T JOKING! YOU WERE SERIOUS AND YOU HURT MY FEELINGS DAMMIT!
I drink good beer. Too much of it as a matter of fact.
And good sport? I told you I was a St. Louis Cardinals fan didn't I? Pay attention man.
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I shall keep your feelings in a bag. And look at them occasionally while snickering.
We must discuss beers. What English beers do you drink?
And are the Cardinals an American Football team or a Baseball team? Or Basketball? Either way, it's not proper sport. I'm sorry, you've been deluded all these years. Thankfully, there's a cure.
English Premiership games can be watched over the internet. May I recommend an appealing attacking team like Arsenal?
Fond Regards
Red Skies Often Look Fake.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WEREN'T JOKING! YOU WERE SERIOUS AND YOU HURT MY FEELINGS DAMMIT!
I drink good beer. Too much of it as a matter of fact.
And good sport? I told you I was a St. Louis Cardinals fan didn't I? Pay attention man.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I meant jealous about beer and good sport Scourge old pal
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:00:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous?
I don't know the meaning of the word. I'm a free love kind of guy personally. Feeling possessiveness over another human is pretty disturbing and disgusting. People do what they please.
If the people you care about are happy, shouldn't you be happy for them?
Lishy asked me to do something in a joke so I said I would, also a joke, as was this whole thread.
Don't be silly little Brit.
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adj.
Fearful or wary of being supplanted; apprehensive of losing affection or position.
Resentful or bitter in rivalry; envious: jealous of the success of others.
Inclined to suspect rivalry.
Having to do with or arising from feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness: jealous thoughts.
Vigilant in guarding something: We are jealous of our good name.
Intolerant of disloyalty or infidelity; autocratic: a jealous God.
[Middle English jelous, from Old French gelos, jealous, zealous, from Vulgar Latin *z?l?sus, from Late Latin z?lus, zeal. See zeal.]
But I'm joking too Scourge ;)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous?
I don't know the meaning of the word. I'm a free love kind of guy personally. Feeling possessiveness over another human is pretty disturbing and disgusting. People do what they please.
If the people you care about are happy, shouldn't you be happy for them?
Lishy asked me to do something in a joke so I said I would, also a joke, as was this whole thread.
Don't be silly little Brit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I've attended a school disco since I was 14.
I'd much rather sit in a pub, drinking proper beer and discussing proper football.
Jealous much Scourge?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be altogether fair, I abuse people for being Americans too.
I just like the way 'crumpet muncher' sounds. Plus, gross generalizations about people based off of their country of origin/residence are fun.
But I'll get his 'disco' attending ass anyway.
disco
disco
disco
HAHAHAHA
disco
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:28:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
He verbally abuses me about being American, scourge. Get him.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:23:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge loses no pints you crumpet munching bastard.
Oh...points...
I'm not a competitive type.
'Cept when a crook tooth comes to try and steal away all the American ladies. She's an American too you baseball bashing fuck. Is she numbered among the 'bloody Americans' that you like to go on about? HUH?
ANSWER ME LIMEY.
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I really want some crumpets now. 'Bloody Americans' is very much a term of endearment. It's affectionate, like a nuggie.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He verbally abuses me about being American, scourge. Get him.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge loses no pints you crumpet munching bastard.
Oh...points...
I'm not a competitive type.
'Cept when a crook tooth comes to try and steal away all the American ladies. She's an American too you baseball bashing fuck. Is she numbered among the 'bloody Americans' that you like to go on about? HUH?
ANSWER ME LIMEY.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:40:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:21:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
SORRY, RED.
We call them "dances" or "proms", because, you know..it isn't 1977 anymore.
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But do grown adults dress up as slutty school girls and play music from that era again - while trying to copulate with any man?
I believe that is 1:0 to me.
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YES, we do. I believe that is 1:0 to me.
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Well, as long as Scourge loses points too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:21:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
SORRY, RED.
We call them "dances" or "proms", because, you know..it isn't 1977 anymore.
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But do grown adults dress up as slutty school girls and play music from that era again - while trying to copulate with any man?
I believe that is 1:0 to me.
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YES, we do. I believe that is 1:0 to me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greetings from Australia, children.
It's 5:38 am Easter Friday, and I'm drunk as hell. My friends and I have been up all night singing songs that we loved once upon a time, and it has been brilliant.
All is well.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish my school had a disco.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
SORRY, RED.
We call them "dances" or "proms", because, you know..it isn't 1977 anymore.
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But do grown adults dress up as slutty school girls and play music from that era again - while trying to copulate with any man?
I believe that is 1:0 to me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SORRY, RED.
We call them "dances" or "proms", because, you know..it isn't 1977 anymore.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:10:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell is a school disco?
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Bloody Americans
http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22school%20disco%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&percentage_served=100&sa=N&tab=wi
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell is a school disco?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop singing about lesbians?
That's the first time any man's ever requested this from me.
The answer is "no".
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:56:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
You two quit it.
With nobody mature here to oversee, trouble could happen.
Now stop it.
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Booo! He's like a teacher at a school disco!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two quit it.
With nobody mature here to oversee, trouble could happen.
Now stop it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it about lesbians? Fair enough.
I'm going to have a bath shortly.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Umm..red..*whispers* "it's a GIRL singing it to a GIRL."
I'm singing it to Circe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to wear your clothes?
Hmmm
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood
She's got the hottest dyke in town
That girl she holds her head up so high
I think I wanna be her best friend
Rebel Girl, Rebel Girl
Rebel Girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel Girl, Rebel Girl
I think I wanna take you home
I wanna try on your clothes
When she walks, the revolutions coming
In her hips, there's revolution
When she talks, I hear the revolution
In her kiss, I taste the revolution
Rebel Girl, Rebel Girl
Rebel Girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel Girl, Rebel Girl
I know I wanna take you home
I wanna try on your clothes
That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood
I got news for you, she IS!
They say she's a slut, but I know
She is my best friend
Rebel Girl, Rebel Girl
Rebel Girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel Girl, Rebel Girl
I think I wanna take you home
I wanna try on your clothes
Love you like a sister always
Soul sister, Rebel Girl
Come and be my best friend,
Really Rebel Girl
I really like you, I really wanna be your best friend
Be my Rebel Girl
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:34:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pussy PWNS.
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Yes it does.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, yes it does.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pussy PWNS.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's lost his attention since he FAILED at his own game.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well this is getting increasingly more anticlimactic.
UberDaddy must be busy at work.
um..heat?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Animals don't count.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't have a vagina myself but I deal with a lot of vagina - more in a month than any of you have collectively, in your lives.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HICKIES FOR EVERYONE!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're free to have a 3rd place match if y'all like.
Hell, there can even be a FUPA's King of the Sandy Vagina mini-tournament featuring Shlongy and...er...Shlongy.
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I think I know how that goes though. Nobody wins.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're free to have a 3rd place match if y'all like.
Hell, there can even be a FUPA's King of the Sandy Vagina mini-tournament featuring Shlongy and...er...Shlongy.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we should have a 3rd place match between the two people knocked out in the semifinals.
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I'm up if you are, Bubba... and Orgasmotron, too, I guess has a say... his contest and all.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we should have a 3rd place match between the two people knocked out in the semifinals.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba-
I think this may have come down to my choice of posting time. I'm truly shocked by the final.
I'm glad we got to go up against each other. You rock my face off.
Keep writing, please.
Love,
Sacrilicious
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yes, luck to you both, and I will be sure to rate you all fairly. Let's hope it's all straight shooting in the final
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now is the time for all good raters to slam me with a gaggle 0f +2s...
What? Too late? Well, pork me in the poop chute. . . .
Yo, Saccy, rotsa ruck in the final. . .
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've moved on- http://www.ubersite.com/m/86594 ...
It's neither poetry nor funny.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now's the time, kitty cats!
Revise your ratings if you need to!
Make sure your voices are heard!
etc
etc
et al
WOO!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Sacrilicious - The Modern Madonna: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86462
Bubba2341 - Mother: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86431
goferferhire - Magnificent City - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86469
Circe - Kalgoorlie - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86476
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Getcher lass minute votes in before it's too a-lateah.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to breathe, I want to grow,
I'd say I want it but I don't know how
I work, I bleed, I beg, I pray,
but I'm better off dead,
I'm better off dead,
I'm better off
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bellybutton.
Not bellbutton.
My bellbutton has neither a mohawk nor pubes on or near it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a pube mohawk.
True story.
It starts at my bellbutton and wraps all the way up and over to the top of my ass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If we shoots all dem hawks dey won't be no mohawks. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:45:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can no longer shave my head because of my work.
I miss my days of having a mohawk.
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Mohawks are teh hotness.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zero point seven five inch hair? Holy shit. My hair hasn't been less than 12 inches long for
over 20 years. . .
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:15:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I type with my mind. Tell no one.
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That's why you keep typing *diddles self* eh? ;)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I type with my mind. Tell no one.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you know?
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You couldn't type that fast if you had to leap from key to key like Thumberlina.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you know?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:08:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be buried in my doc martens.
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You're not that little Licious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be buried in my doc martens.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck TTOMs day up.
I never got alomg with most of the skins in my hometown.
Mostly Nazis they were. Few guys who were just working class types, they were decent guys, good taste in music and booze and all. Couple SHARPs, and couple guys who were basically just clothes horses for Docs and Fred Perrys. But mostly Nazis.
Only three of them ever tried to stab me.
Hint: Don't get into racial arguments with Nazis at punk shows.
Another hint: When you split one of their faces open with a billy club, and there are ten of them, DO NOT try and fight the rest. Run like hell.
Another hint: The back of your head is worth protecting when someone swings a 40 oz. at it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is dehumanising. Look at The Taste Of Monks. Dangerous skin head - he'd give you a Chelsea smile.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3/4 inch?
Huh, I thought maybe I had a skinhead on my hands here. A real live Tank Abbott kind of HammerSkin guy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have gone for a three quarter inch cut - which is not too short. It is now getting fluffy however - which is not good.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can no longer shave my head because of my work.
I miss my days of having a mohawk.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to have an early night shortly. I shall watch Road Trip and drink Czech beer - safe in teh knowledge that tomorrow i have nothing to do except shave my head.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost 80 farenheit here. Not a cloud in the sky. Gorgeous really. Shame I haven't left my desk all day. Oh well, I have the window open at least.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You americans and your warm climates. It was far too bastard cold to go commando today.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:06:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, guess what color underwear I'm wearing?
TRICK QUESTION, NEGROES...DADDY'S GOING COMMANDO ALL DAY.
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ME TOO!!!
Mine is just because I was too lazy to do any laundry last night though. But what the hell, right? The boys like to breathe now and then...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow..so am I.
We're simpatico. Only I'm going to assume you aren't wearing a skirt. Bad assumption?
*diddles furiously at desk*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone remember to get out and vote before 11:59 Eastern tonight.
This includes me.
In other news, guess what color underwear I'm wearing?
TRICK QUESTION, NEGROES...DADDY'S GOING COMMANDO ALL DAY.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I use what I have at work. An IBM ThinkPad, nothing fancy. I rarely come near a computer when I'm not here.
I don't even HAVE a magic computey box at home. Too much to do once I leave this place anyway. I've been considering a purchase, but have yet to decide what to do about it. I'd waste a lot more of my time than I do now if I had one at home.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You get the red lines on the Mac.
Just saying is all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My spelling and grammar have both gone down the fucking drain lately. I need to remember to check what I type before I hit the damn rate button. Horrid really.
It's not that I don't know how to spell, I'm just a piss poor typist. Too many broken fingers and complete lack of concern re: knowing how to properly type...
I just go and see what Word has to say about all the red and green squiggly lines and fix it all afterwards.
I demand red and green squiggly lines bartimus prime.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And these beauty pageant are fun. It's all about belittling people for their physical appearance.
That's fun isn't it?
Oh...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:03:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you believe me, dear. Beauty pageants make me ill. Lishy camwhores will likely not happen on uber, but if they do, they'll be on my terms. And by that, I mean my post, for hits.
You know?
---
We don't really do beauty pageants in the UK.
I'm sure you would give clever answers that would befuddle the judges and leave your competitors crying and broken in any competition though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DEMAND A PICTURE IN MY INBOX. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you believe me, dear. Beauty pageants make me ill. Lishy camwhores will likely not happen on uber, but if they do, they'll be on my terms. And by that, I mean my post, for hits.
You know?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you say it wasn't you, I believe you.
I'm sorry.
Please don't lash me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:55:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT WAS NOT SACRILICIOUS.
Propagate no such lies, dear.
It will be good for no one.
===
IT WILL BE GOOD.
For ME.
Are you going to join Methods beauty pageant? He does one every year. I'll go sign you up... I'll personally join the mens division with a 'special' picture.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
romeo is bleeding but not so as you'd notice
he's over on 18th street as usual
looking so hatd against the hood of his car
ans putting out a cigarette in his hand
and for all the pachucos at the pumps
at romeros paint and body
they all seein how far they can spit
well it was just another night
but now they're huddled in the brake lights of a 58 belair
and listenin how romeo killed a sherif with his knife
and they all jump when they hear the sirens
but romeo just laughs and says
all the racket in the world ain't never gonna
save that coppers ass
he'll never see another summertime for gunnin down my
brother
and leavin him like a dog beneath a car without his knife
and romeo says hey man gimme a cigatette
and they all reach for their pack
and frankie lights it for him and pats him on the back
and throws a bottle at a milk truck
and as it breaks he graps his nuts
and they all know they could ve just like romeo
if they only had the guts
but romeo is bleeding but nobody can tell
amd he sings along with the radio
with a bullet in his chest
and he combs back his fenders
and they all agree its clear
that everything is cool now that romeos here
but romeo is bleeding
and he winches now and then and he leans against
the car door and feels the blood in his shoes
and someones crying in the phone booth
at the 5 points by the store
romeo starts his engine
and wipes the blood of the door
and he brodys through the signal
with the radio full blast
leavin the boys there hikin up their chinos
and they all try to stand like romeo
beneath the moon cut like a sicle
and they're talkin now in spanish about their hero
but romeo is bleeding as he gives the man his ticket
and he climbs to the balcony at the movies
and he'll die without a wimper
like every heros dream
just an angel with a bullet
and cagney in the screen
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT WAS NOT SACRILICIOUS.
Propagate no such lies, dear.
It will be good for no one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I remember as it were a meal ago"
Said Tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled it's way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met it's demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban
Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
Occasion such as this that he did.
She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot
Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
O'malley's alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted!
She was lookin'for that stud bull, She was looking for that he-cat. and that was me.
Tommy the cat is my name and I say unto thee:
Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby.
SAY BABY!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes ma'am.
Your camwhore yesterday was HAWT. Did I tell you that yet?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DID listen to that song, just like you told me.
So, I guess you enjoyed "Coffee and Cigarettes" as much as I did? For several reasons- Tom Waits/Iggy Pop being only one.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You little beeyotch. I simply suggested (I wish Uber supported italics so I could have italicized 'suggested') that you may wish to listen to the older recordings. I'M trying to help YOU here babe.
I AM a Tom Waits snob. Every album, every movie appearance, a bunch of limited release live recordings, and almost every album he's done collaborative or session work on, I own.
The song I told you about that he wrote for JC to perform? Have you listened to it yet?
I've only seen him live once, on the Mule Variations 'tour' when he played the Chicago Theater. He doesn't play out live anymore at all. So sad. Even for MuleVariations he only made a pretty limited number of appearances. At least I got to see ONE of them.
oh well, back to typing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge is a Tom Waits snob. Tell everyone.
Apparently, I don't go classic enough for him.
He shouldn't judge me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They Think It's All Over
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They think it's all over is a catch phrase popular in England. It derives from Kenneth Wolstenholme's famous commentary in the closing moments of the final of the 1966 World Cup - "And here comes Hurst he's got... <Wolsenholme's attention is diverted by some of the crowd spilling onto the pitch> ... some people are on the pitch they think it's all over. <Geoff Hurst scores to put England two goals ahead> IT IS NOW! It's 4". England beat West Germany 4-2 after extra time to become world champions.
The phrase, along with other calls from English football matches, appears in New Order's song "World in Motion". The British band The Dentists called their first album Some People are on the Pitch They Think It's All Over It Is Now in Wolstenholme's honour; the LP begins with a sample of Wolstenholme's original commentary.
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Close red. I didn't know about the game show derived from the phrase. I was just thinking of the Cup final.
Saccy, I'm listening to that song RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Well you play that tarantella all the hounds will start to roar
The boys all go to hell and then the Cubans hit the floor
They drive along the pipeline, they tango 'til they're sore
They take apart their nightmares and they leave them by the door
Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past
And send me off to bed for evermore.."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:20:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
"There's still time."
Heh. That's what Ohsoyu Fukme said when the flash happened
over Hiroshima.
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"They think it's all over...it is now."
Name That Quote!
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Nick Hancock. The unfunny cunt.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:02:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, it's the playing and not the victory that's important right Bubs?
Either way, regardless of the ratings and what happens, you wrote some amazing pieces. I'm really, really impressed.
They make me want to cuddle up to your wrinkles and stroke your white chest hair.
______________________________________________________________
Sorry to disappoint ya, Gasmo, but I have no wrinkles and have never had more
than eight chest hairs. Matter of fact, there may not be more than a dozen gray
hairs in the hippie locks on my head. I am well-preserved from beer and raeding
about all the drugs in the 60s...
Thanks for the compliment.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-12 00:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now that I'm essentially out of the contest, I might actually have to say something funny to be worth anything.... I haven't done this since http://www.ubersite.com/m/84553 and even that wasn't but so funny. And yes I just linkwhored myself, deal.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
"There's still time."
Heh. That's what Ohsoyu Fukme said when the flash happened
over Hiroshima.
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"They think it's all over...it is now."
Name That Quote!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, it's the playing and not the victory that's important right Bubs?
Either way, regardless of the ratings and what happens, you wrote some amazing pieces. I'm really, really impressed.
They make me want to cuddle up to your wrinkles and stroke your white chest hair.
Last round (obviously) opened my eyes to the flaw in my "accepting the ratings as they are" policy, with regards to the blind spamming or intentional bias in reviews.
I should have discounted them from the beginning, and take full responsiblity for that.
I'm sorry to anyone who was affected by this. We'll change it around next year.
As far as rating the poster and not the post, there's little that anyone can do about that besides trust that the audience will respect the concept of the competition enough to judge the pieces fairly and without an agenda.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna do a post about Circe slapping Gofer around while
Saccy kicks Gasmo in the dingy. Caul, Shlongy, and Spaggy can
all cheer. I'll probably get a higher rating than I did with
my stupid poem.. . .... . ... .. ... --- ...
... --- ...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This whole match has turned into a pile of shit. Alters. No alters.
Popular. Not popular. Rate the post? Bullshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, ya haven't +2ed my Fupa entry,ya dipshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:51:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
What's wrong...are your Yahoo Messenger accounts all frozen?
__________________________________________________________
Nah, only my dick is frozen. Only way it gets hard at mt age. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's wrong...are your Yahoo Messenger accounts all frozen?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gofer, as long as teh womenz battle nude on video, my ancient
ass will be happy...
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
"There's still time."
Heh. That's what Ohsoyu Fukme said when the flash happened
over Hiroshima.
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Insensitive? Who cares...
No biggy, Bubba. We can have a losers bracket... or just forget the whole thing and watch the festivities as the women battle it out.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"There's still time."
Heh. That's what Ohsoyu Fukme said when the flash happened
over Hiroshima.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:25:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
"You're still way up on the front page, gofer. There's time. It's true that the more people you "know", the more reviews you'll tend to get.."
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Here's what I said. More, yes. Higher..well, sometimes. Sometimes you're also held to a higher standard. We'll see how it works out, there's still time.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not gonna take the time to look up your reply to someone else(gofer?),
but you told him the more well-known and popular people get more/higher
ratings.
That's life, that's what all the big-wigs say,
workin' hard in April, laid off in May,
but I know I'm gonna change their tune,
when I blow up the plant in June. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't jump the gun, Bubba. There are at least a couple of ratings I'll likely see, and I don't suspect those users are going to be thrilled with my entry.
I meant it when I said you didn't have to rate me, man. Go rerate it if you need to, I won't take any offense. For real.
In my opinion, yours is the better entry.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm done. I'm toast. I'm dirt. I'm yesterday's mashed potatoes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I changzorzed my mind! Is it too late to swap my FUPA entry for this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86515
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this blows... some random person blows through rating posts and I get accused of messing with things... blargh... I'm way too unimportant to have an alter, I tell you!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm a good girl, sir", she said to him
"I couldn't possibly permit you in"
Oh poor Mary Bellows
Slade tipped his hat and winked his eye
And turned away without goodbye
Oh poor Mary Bellows
She sat on her bed and thought of home
With the sea breeze whistling all alone
Oh poor Mary Bellows
In hope and loneliness she crossed the floor
And undid the latch on the front door
Oh poor Mary Bellows
They found her the next day cuffed to the bed
A rag in her mouth and a bullet in her head
Oh poor Mary Bellows
So mothers keep your girls at home
Don't let them journey all alone
Tell them this world is full of danger
And to shun the company of strangers
Oh poor Mary Bellows
Oh poor Mary Bellows
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore
I put it on when I go lonely
Will you take off your dress and send it to me?
I miss your kissin' and I miss your head
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
Run outside in the desert heat
Make your dress all wet and send it to me
I miss your soup and I miss your bread
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
So spill your breakfast and drip your wine
Just wear that dress when you're dying
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 10:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 09:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The King apparently has better things to do. I'LL do it.
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Hey, those sweatshop midgets weren't going to manage themselves...
Anyone want some t-shirts?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 10:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 09:25:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
When does voting close on this round?
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Wednesday 4/12, 11:59PM Eastern.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 09:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The King apparently has better things to do. I'LL do it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sacrilicious - The Modern Madonna: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86462
Bubba2341 - Mother: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86431
goferferhire - Magnificent City - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86469
Circe - Kalgoorlie - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86476
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 09:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When does voting close on this round?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-04-11 01:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah ha!
behold me poetry, though unrelated technically.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1144732467331920565
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I noticed you weren't around, CATAL.
Does this mean we CAN'T trust you?
Ahahha. That's so lame.
Really. Lamest joke ever.
Terrible.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haven't been around lately, haven't had the time, and i know i said i would continue to participate in this, well, if no one noticed, i didn't.
looks like its still going strong, still pulling for Sac, good luck all.
will review and such if I find the time/energy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86476
Here I be
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circeeeee-
Where you at?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 22:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd be a perfect compliment, gofer, because I smell awesome. For reals.
here is this old woman
she lives down the road
you can often find her
kneeling inside of her hole
and I often ask her
"are you looking for the mother lode?"
huh?
no!
no my child, this is not my desire
and then she said
I'm digging for fire
there is this old man
who spent so much of his life sleeping
that he is able to keep awake for the rest of his years
he resides
on a beach
in a town
where I am going to live
and I often ask him
"are you looking for the mother lode?"
huh?
no!
no my child, this is not my desire
and then he said
I'm digging for fire
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:25:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still way up on the front page, gofer. There's time. It's true that the more people you "know", the more reviews you'll tend to get, but I'm glad you entered the comp and I'll be keeping an eye out for you now.
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Hehehe, thanks a lot. I'd return the compliment in form, but of course you already had a noteworthy reputation... I'll just say you smell nice or something
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still way up on the front page, gofer. There's time. It's true that the more people you "know", the more reviews you'll tend to get, but I'm glad you entered the comp and I'll be keeping an eye out for you now.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blargh... this whole being a non-entity on ubersite is making being a semi-finalist in FUPA seem sort of cheap... I'd feel better if more people actually had read my post or something. Somehow I feel like I cheated the system
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 20:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong with me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-10 20:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flame, makes your girlfriend hate to swallow,
Flame, makes your balls turn black and hollow,
Flame, makes a man think of Rover,
Flame, wanna roll you in teh clover,
Flame
Flame
Flame
Flame
Flame
Flame
Flame
Flame
Flame..............
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 20:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wherever you go
I'll be with youuu
Whatever you want I'll give it to youuuu
Whever you need someone
To lay your heart and head upon
Remember after the fire, after all the rain
I will be the flaaaaame
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Flame on.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-10 18:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86330
Music is art, cities are nature in their own way. I'm on theme.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sacrilicious - The Modern Madonna: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86462
Bubba2341 - Mother: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86431
goferferhire -
Circe -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's mine.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86462
I'm really sorry.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-10 12:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd also like to state that I read the match report below and watched the game being reported on, and I cared about the game and the report very much.
Stupid Borough.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-10 11:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, Shlongman, all I need is a hoop and a stick and a pocket full of dreams.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-10 11:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You five doofuses really need MySpace accounts and AIM.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-10 11:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great, now I want ham.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-10 11:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
West Ham: a goal and a man up over Chelsea after 16 minutes.
Full time...4:1...West Ham lost. Bunch of crying, capitulating sissies. I guess it's up to Blackburn and Bolton now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AH! Can we try that again then? I will have to send you a lavicious email later.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see dear.
And you weren't PWND, you were hit on.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait. Have I just been pwned by Licious? Just for that I will listen to music, all day long and do absolutely sod all work.
This is little different from a usual day, but I'm *officially* on holiday today. Do you see?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm..leaning and eager and quick with the fingers..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:22:41 EDT (#)
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That will be fine. Just imagine me leaning on my desk, eagerly clicking refresh over and over and over.
hmmmm
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:13:05 EDT (#)
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Sorry, red- It likely won't be posted until much later today.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:10:20 EDT (#)
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Where's your poem Licious? I'm having a day off, and would dearly love to read it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 07:51:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:18:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Phillies 2, Dodgers 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:17:51 (#)
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And that's good for you, is it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:12:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Red Sox 4, Orioles 1
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Right back at you Missy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 07:45:10 EDT (#)
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Jake, darling-
No one cares.
And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Love,
Valerie
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 05:13:24 EDT (#)
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It's Sho time once again in Smogland
Middlesbrough 1 Newcastle 2
Ten league visits to the Riverside now for the Magpies - and this latest success means that we've still only tasted defeat once in that particular hellhole.
And after favourable results elsewhere over the weekend, we rose to tenth position in the Premiership to keep hopes of UEFA Cup (or Intertoto) qualification alive.
Premiership victory number six on Smogside came courtesy of two first half goals, George Boateng heading Ameobi's return from Solano's corner into his own net on 29 minutes to open the scoring.
Our lead was then deservedly doubled as Shola Ameobi struck with a low shot on the verge of half-time, as Boro looked to be suffering a monumental hangover from their UEFA exploits in midweek.
The second half was all Newcastle, but we weren't able to find a killer third goal - Lee Bowyer's angled effort and Nobby Solano's deflected free-kick being the closest we came.
And it was the Peruvian's replacement by Dyer that resulted in us losing our shape and allowed Boro back into the game.
A belated response from Boateng at the right led to some late nerves, Steve McClaren's men forcing a series of free -kicks and corners as the home fans belatedly woke up from their slumbers in the sunshine.
However, any hopes of a second Riverside comeback in four days were stifled by some stout defending - Shay Given making one great diving stop and Robbie Elliott supplying some strong tackles as we sat too deep at times for comfort.
Ameobi and Bowyer continued where they had left off against Spurs with decent displays, but some sub-standard passing from Emre disrupted our forward momentum in the first half and his poor crossing after the break was also a source of frustration.
With Albert Luque and Michael Owen injured and Jean-Alain Boumsong not even in the squad, United were without over £32m worth of players and only eight of the sixteen Glenn Roeder named for duty cost us a transfer fee. Funny old game.
Afterwards Manager Roeder said:
"It was a tough game and there was lots of honest, controlled aggression from my players, which is what you want as a manager.
"When you have that you're going to give free-kicks away, but I have no complaints against the referee.
"He saw them as yellow cards, so let's be big boys and get on with it.
"One game at a time, but we are now revved up. We will let the league table look after itself, but we have kept our season alive.
I told them we had to come out of the blocks fast and in the last few minutes, we stood up and were counted and we haven't always done that this season.
"We have been criticised, but we can't be criticised for that. What Middlesbrough did to Basle they couldn't do to us."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 05:11:44 EDT (#)
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Baseball is America's attempt at irony. It's some cruel joke you're playing on the rest of us. How dull must a game be to encourage Americans to rather do statistics than watch it? Oooh he has a 0.338 average!
My team won 2:1 away at one of our local rival's stadiums. The bragging rights are ours! Do you know how many chances they had to win it?
DOESN'T MATTER - 3 points bitches!
ho ho ho
Dirty Smoggies
They're all kiddie fiddlers too.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:58:36 EDT (#)
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So when do we get to see the naked dancing girls again?
*kisses*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:18:50 EDT (#)
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Phillies 2, Dodgers 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:17:51 EDT (#)
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And that's good for you, is it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:12:42 EDT (#)
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Red Sox 4, Orioles 1
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-09 22:05:56 EDT (#)
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Manchester United 2, Arsenal 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:19:57 EDT (#)
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Good luck all. I'm off to bed to not think about the poetry submission I don't have to write. I'm behind on other stuff though - I will make an effort this week.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll likely not be posting til tomorrow, Bubba. FYI.
___________________________________________
Take all the time you wish, dearie. It is now in the hands
of Fate. And Fate is a major asshole...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:15:22 EDT (#)
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BTW, Orgasmoxymamommadonetoldmetron, Sphagnum gave Saccy a +2
on 2 out of 3 of her last posts. I'M THE ONE who need the buttlicks here.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:14:54 EDT (#)
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I'll likely not be posting til tomorrow, Bubba. FYI.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 18:54:22 EDT (#)
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"And so the King is once again my guest. And why is this?
Was Vegas unimpressed?"
"We need him crucified, it's all you have to do.."
Welcome back to the real world, dude.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-09 18:49:15 EDT (#)
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Sweet tapdancing Krishna...
I leave you all alone for three days.
THREE DAYS.
And this is what I return to? Football back-and-forths and veiled hot talk?
I don't know what I thought I'd find here, but I wasn't expecting 'soccer' comments and death threats from rad.
Either way, thanks for shooting this on up to heated. I commend you all for doing so in absolutely ridiculous and convincing fashion.
Thanks for staying true in my absence, Lishy.
Just make sure you wash the man-seed off your hands before giving daddy his backrub.
Watch out for Sphag in round 4, ok??
Oh and you can officially stop whining now, Bubs. The O-teat is back for you to nuzzle and suckle on.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 18:25:01 EDT (#)
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Gasmo, where the fuck you at? We heated this beyond belief, so
what the fuck? Using work as an excuse is bullshit. :-D
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:11:50 EDT (#)
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Exquisite, Bubba. Really beautiful.
Sigh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:48:50 EDT (#)
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Jump on it...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86431
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:38:53 EDT (#)
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<thinks hard and listens to inner voice>
Yeah, go with the tittie twister.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:28:39 EDT (#)
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Tis nothing my lady. Pray continue with your poetic musings.
If you had posted about Mr Garfunkel I would have commended thee on your fair wit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:26:22 EDT (#)
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But oh my, red..that was really sweet of you to say.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:26:19 EDT (#)
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Dramatic readings and singing are my stock in trade, Red. I wish to
take nothing away from the beautiful Lady, but, if it came down
to public performance, I would give her a run. Or a tittie twister,
all else failing....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:19:00 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid not even a dramatic reading would save my entry as it stands. Which isn't saying much, because I've barely put a dent in it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:15:19 EDT (#)
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Bubba, if you had heard the delectable Licious speak, you would concede now, like Sir Francis Drake throwing his cape in a dirty puddle so his Queen could walk unsullied.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:05:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:56:26 (#)
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You wanna write it red? You're MORE THAN WELCOME.
I'm not sweating so much as throwing a small tantrum, but no one's here to indulge me.
Bubba- don't work too hard. You probably don't need to.
_________________________________________
She says, she says, trying to lull me into a false sense of security.
I'm onto yer shit, woman, and it won't work. Of course, my poem isn't
working too well either... :-/
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:56:26 EDT (#)
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You wanna write it red? You're MORE THAN WELCOME.
I'm not sweating so much as throwing a small tantrum, but no one's here to indulge me.
Bubba- don't work too hard. You probably don't need to.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:38:15 EDT (#)
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"My girlfriend's run off with my car,
And gone back to her ma and pa,
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.
Now I'm sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon."
..........
Hang on Red, it's comin' just soon as I finish writing it.
Saccy still belives my rap about having it done in advance,
so I hope she is SWEATING!!! Heh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:09:08 EDT (#)
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You lot should post. I'm getting bored of waiting around.
Lazin' on this Sunday afternoon.
Sorry Ray.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-08 20:52:56 EDT (#)
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I almost did an APW post about Art Garfunkel.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-08 20:49:23 EDT (#)
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Hair so fair. Oh contraire. You shit where?
Write sumpin about Art. Garfunkel.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-08 20:28:48 EDT (#)
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I just woke up from a fucking CRAZY dream. My family was being judged for something frowned upon by some group of multicultural thugs, and I was hiding in the kitchen under strict orders, lest I get "fucking shot in the face". Then they made me meet all these people like they were my new family, and I had to watch movies that weren't movies I'd actually seen but in the dream I interpreted them to be well-known 80s horror movies. And the little kids all loved me. But the thugs made me shave my head. I stole some clippers so I could finish th