Plasma Soup for the Wavefunction (445 hits)
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Submitted by Lee & Tan (View user info) at 2006-04-06 11:11:22 EDT
What four years of undergraduate physics will do to your sanity...
The Semi-Melodramatic-Armorous life of Mr Proton. (This is not an allusion to our National Car, but the matter which has rest mass of 1.67X10^-27kg)
As far as Mr Proton was concern, there is only one way to live, on the edge, anything else is a shortchanged excuse for life. Never the one to pause and think, Mr Proton would often go about life in a blinding light breaking speed, more than often leaving a trail of disaster in his wake.
'Mr Proton is such an arse', laments an unamed Neutron from the Uranium Family, 'Just a while back he banged right into our Nucleus, spliting it into 2. Somebody really ought to set the boy straight...'
Now before the kind reader starts pontificating Mr Protons for his 'edgy' lack of sensibility and apparent diregard for interstellar speed limits, it is best for one to peer through the kalaidescope which is his life to pass on a fairer judgement.
Unlike most particles in the neigbourhood, Mr proton was born an abandon orphan. A product of the careless collision of 2 wayward heavy-ions in a cyclotron induced high, Mr Proton was doomed to lead a stigmatize life. Teased relentlessly from his early quark formation days, Mr Proton was quick to learn a valueable lesson in life, 'You can only depend on yourself in this cold space-time manifold.' As they say, quarks can be cruel, and its from this quarkhood that a harden Proton grew up in.. Never trusting, never forming field lines with other quarks.
As fate would have it, Mr Proton would steadily grow into quite the ravishing particle, slowly he started earning the long coveted approval of his mates. Little nubile electrons would fawn 'Ohh.. That Mr Proton is an absolute delight, not only does he excel in his studies, he also part of the sub c-velocity track team, how I wish he would take me as his orbit'
Unbeknown to most particles however, Mr Proton continued to harbour much of his childhood animosity towards them despite his popularity. As such while he courted electrons furiously, he never formed anything beyond a meta-stable interaction with them. Most of the time it would be a highly energetic bang-and-scatter relationship. As any particle which has trodden his fair share of the worldline would tell you, High energy relationships dont work.
'How should I put it, its like Red Giants, all hot and romantic, but once the interstellar wind blows, it fades faster than a sunset in jupiter' The great Guru Swami Xenon quotes.
End of Act 1
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Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 04:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the title.
The title was nice.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nifty
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
plasma peener
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This has its moments.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree regarding the format.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it enough to give it a positive I'm just a scroll whell retard today. Have a +2 to balance it back out.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:35:26 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU WENDY'S FROSTY, I WANT TO DRINK YOU THROUGH A STRAW, NOT EAT YOU WITH A SPOON. YOU ARE IN A CUP AND THEREFORE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A DRINK. THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:29:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:17:27 EDT (#)
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Yeah, my bad... did not occur to me the formatting made it less readable.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:09:46 EDT (#)
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Amusing, but learn to use the fucking enter key, OK?
I'm surprised people haven't bashed you for the formatting yet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:37:06 EDT (#)
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i saw this and my brain when sine theta... thanks for that. it'll be stuck there all day now along with the urge to do limits and derivatives.
Submitted by copsucker (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:08:00 EDT (#)
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I liked it. I like people who can discuss high-energy physics--what can I say.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 11:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mildly amusing.