How to Save the World Part 2 (Fixinging the World's Problems) (901 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-04-06 12:48:01 EDT
Nuff said.
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-07 09:18:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-06 18:55:42 (#)
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Uh-oh. An ETS -2. That's like the black spot is for pirates.
You do have a will, right?
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<ears prick up>
Will? Did someone say, Will?
What about a living will? Maybe a revocable trust? Have you ever considered the benefits of transfering your assets into a trust?
Weeeeeeeell now, why don't you just come on in and have a seat. Here at CRAAAZY Teephphah's Last Will and Testament Emporium, I'm sure you can find something in our wide selection of testamentary devices that will meet the needs of you AND your family.
Have you heard about our new financing plan? No? Here's a brochure.
And here's a document saying that you wish to engage me for my services in this matter. You will note that only a very small retainer required up front to cover my initial expenses . . . and mortgage.
I . . . I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-06 18:55:42 EDT (#)
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Uh-oh. An ETS -2. That's like the black spot is for pirates.
You do have a will, right?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:43:55 (#)
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He's not goth. I see him as the crazy guy who leaves his normal life and reality behind to lock himself in a cabin in the mountains with only a computer, a shotgun, a bunch of canned food, and tinfoil to wrap around his head because he thinks the government and aliens are after him.
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MOM?!?!?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:43:55 EDT (#)
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He's not goth. I see him as the crazy guy who leaves his normal life and reality behind to lock himself in a cabin in the mountains with only a computer, a shotgun, a bunch of canned food, and tinfoil to wrap around his head because he thinks the government and aliens are after him.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:40:17 EDT (#)
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Jesus fuck, go get some sun duder.
It's good for the soul.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:17:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:56:53 (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:01:44 (#)
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so you only get banned if someone makes an issue of it ay....?
in that case I'm going to antogonise method like i;ve never antogonised him before.
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Be my guest my little cupcake, you'll find I have a very thick skin. I've fought with everyone and their mother on here, so don't think it's going to be easy. I probably will just ignore you.
But hey, you're welcome to try! I'm sure I'll appreciate the effort.
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stfu noob, you dont know who youre addressing.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:06:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:54:17 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:11:03 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:23:44 (#)
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I'm getting a mad Rasputin vibe here
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There it is. Nail on the head.
Oh how I pity the poor Czar (and/or Czar's family) who makes that guy his advisor.
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Rasputin was a tough fucking cookie though.
I am guessing ETS takes a punch like a 12 yr old girl.
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That's 'laugh out loud' material, folks.
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i laughed, i weeped, i ate fetus.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:11:03 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:23:44 (#)
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I'm getting a mad Rasputin vibe here
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There it is. Nail on the head.
Oh how I pity the poor Czar (and/or Czar's family) who makes that guy his advisor.
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Rasputin was a tough fucking cookie though.
I am guessing ETS takes a punch like a 12 yr old girl.
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That's 'laugh out loud' material, folks.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:11:03 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:23:44 (#)
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I'm getting a mad Rasputin vibe here
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There it is. Nail on the head.
Oh how I pity the poor Czar (and/or Czar's family) who makes that guy his advisor.
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Rasputin was a tough fucking cookie though.
I am guessing ETS takes a punch like a 12 yr old girl.
I know a 12 year old girl who can take a mean donkey punch. But I'm not sure that's what you meant.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:11:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:04:14 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:23:44 (#)
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I'm getting a mad Rasputin vibe here
____________________________________________________
There it is. Nail on the head.
Oh how I pity the poor Czar (and/or Czar's family) who makes that guy his advisor.
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Rasputin was a tough fucking cookie though.
I am guessing ETS takes a punch like a 12 yr old girl.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:23:44 (#)
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I'm getting a mad Rasputin vibe here
____________________________________________________
There it is. Nail on the head.
Oh how I pity the poor Czar (and/or Czar's family) who makes that guy his advisor.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:01:44 (#)
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so you only get banned if someone makes an issue of it ay....?
in that case I'm going to antogonise method like i;ve never antogonised him before.
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Be my guest my little cupcake, you'll find I have a very thick skin. I've fought with everyone and their mother on here, so don't think it's going to be easy. I probably will just ignore you.
But hey, you're welcome to try! I'm sure I'll appreciate the effort.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:23:44 EDT (#)
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I'm getting a mad Rasputin vibe here
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:13:31 EDT (#)
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brendon is probably method #23698.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:04:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:01:44 (#)
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so you only get banned if someone makes an issue of it ay....?
in that case I'm going to antogonise method like i;ve never antogonised him before.
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You probably only get banned if nobody thinks it is funny, or you do it reoeatedly.
What were your previous Uber names? And which posts did you get banned for, please let me know if they are SFW work before I click on them.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:19:59 (#)
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Impersonating someone else usually leads to a short ban. This was moderately amusing though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:02:50 EDT (#)
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hmm, emoornot, maybe..
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:01:44 EDT (#)
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so you only get banned if someone makes an issue of it ay....?
in that case I'm going to antogonise method like i;ve never antogonised him before.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:58:11 EDT (#)
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the UoMVA (Uberati/Union of MVA's) will support you.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:50:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:53:04 (#)
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if you're not shitting bats and pissing cyanide you're not goth.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:50:17 EDT (#)
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best website evar
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:47:41 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
+2 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WENT TO GOTHORNOT
AND IT PROVIDED ME WITH PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:33:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:06:11 (#)
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I don't think that's really goth, man. There's no eyeliner or black fingernail polish or patent leather.
I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it's goth.
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That is the bueaty of goth or not.
He has the nails, the crazy stare, the long hair, a knife (but not spikey enough for a really goth knife).
He is half way there, I would rate it a 6.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:31:56 EDT (#)
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ah, got it, don't get in costume and run around saying i'm tigerlilly or something. wardy - ets makes an issue out of everything, so you have a point there he'll probably make an issue out of this.
sorry if ya get banned. it's kinda funny we're mostly a bunch of adults that have a time out punishment system. bart's a preschool teacher. yay.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:28:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:06:11 (#)
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I don't think that's really goth, man. There's no eyeliner or black fingernail polish or patent leather.
I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it's goth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:28:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:25:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:21:23 EDT (#)
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i've seen things method has done, and granted he's god (right??), but he hasn't been banned for. i think ets would have to make an issue of it, which wouldn't surprise me, seeing as how he -2's five or six posts of mine with his username and his alter whenever i catch him in an argument...
i'll support you indo.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:20:58 EDT (#)
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I keep trying to click on "8" but nothing's happening!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:19:59 EDT (#)
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Impersonating someone else usually leads to a short ban. This was moderately amusing though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:09:02 EDT (#)
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why is this bannable? besides being retarded what's the offense?
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:06:46 EDT (#)
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I've been banned approx. 3 times for doing exactly this.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:06:11 EDT (#)
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I don't think that's really goth, man. There's no eyeliner or black fingernail polish or patent leather.
I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it's goth.
Naturally, ETS defies all attempts to label or pigeonhole. He is beyond such things.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:03:01 EDT (#)
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i thought it was funny.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:02:03 EDT (#)
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You get tedious after a while, ETS.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:00:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:54:17 (#)
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Isn't this a bannable (Yet another word I don't know exists) offense?
-Dave
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Is it?
It isn't like I posted NSFW without the disclaimer, spammed peoples work, gave away personal info or signed up an alter to flame other peoples posts.
Anyway I am sure we will find out if it is because ETS is now probably firing a message to Bart now about how a govt plant on Uber is trying to silence him.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:54:17 EDT (#)
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Isn't this a bannable (Yet another word I don't know exists) offense?
-Dave
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:53:04 EDT (#)
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if you're not shitting bats and pissing cyanide you're not goth.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:52:15 EDT (#)
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bazzzzzinnnggg....
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:51:38 EDT (#)
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SPT
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:49:40 EDT (#)
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goth = cracked out bum? then yes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:49:04 EDT (#)
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now i've looked at it.
:-(
Soz.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:48:28 EDT (#)
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yes! i'm first!