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What The Fuck Is Going On In This Country? (1248 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 1.41 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by r0fl (View user info) at 2006-04-06 14:09:22 EDT



Maybe ETS can elaborate for me here, on whether or not Congress has passed any statutes regarding assaulting police officers and their respective legalities?

As far as I'm concerned, they didn't.

For those who don't give a fuck about bullshit U.S. politics and the latest flavor of the week (I envy you) or those Uberites not living in the U.S.; the incident in question involves Representative Cynthia Mckinney and her 'altercation' with Capitol police.

I really don't feel like summarizing this bullshit. But alas, I'll be brief.

The bitch goes to work, without her ID 'pin.' (Spare me the 'OMG, it was a pin... it didn't have her picture or any legitimate ID information on it... blah... blah... fucking blah) The police officer on duty, who, by the way, is in charge of SECURITY IN THE CAPITOL BUILDING, asked her to show some ID.

I've been told through CNN that this happens from time to time, and lawmakers will stop, turn around, and show some sort of ID accompanied by the response, "I'm a Senator or Representative."

Understandable, you do work there, every day.

But there are... over 500 of you fucking people.

Do you really think one police officer/security guard will remember everyone?

Anyways, I digress.

She continues to walk, oblivious to the attempts of the man to try and do his job, to keep the CAPITOL BUILDING SAFE FROM UNAUTHORIZED PEOPLE.

He then grabs her, turns her around, and asks her who she is. (PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S IN CHARGE OF SECURITY IN THE BUILDING WHERE OUR GOVERNMENT MAKES LAWS).

Considering our President is always telling us to look out for fucking terrorists, that they can be everywhere, they're evil, blah, blah, fucking blah, I think it's OK for this guy to ask who people are who DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED IDENTIFICATION.

She then says she was 'inappropriately touched,' and assaulted the police officer.

I want to make sure you read that. She assaulted a police officer.

She says because of her 'cornrows,' and skin color, she was inappropriately singled out, and to my disgust, was met with praise from the local black community.

Un. Fucking. Believable.

On CNN today apparently she apologized on the floor of Congress today, on the heels of a grand jury deliberation whether or not she should be indicted (for ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER).

This, coming from a candidate for public office, with one of many slogans including: "Cynthia Mckinney represents the backbone in politics. Leadership with courage and integrity."

Interesting.

The security guards at my school are predominately black. If I were to walk into my school, ignore their attempts at my lack of ID, and then punched one of them in the face, I doubt white people that I didn't know would clamor for my support as I shouted 'racism' from the rooftops. But that's because I wouldn't do that.

Because I'm not a fucking moron.


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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-15 09:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think i busted her in 84......nah, it was probably a sister

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Chillax:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/06/mckinney/index.html

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is getting a cautious +1 because I'm reasonably sure you're telling the truth.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Put this bitch in jail.

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-07 05:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Trudat.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-04-07 05:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-07 00:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just don't want to see Sfagnum was being the last to rate this shite.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-06 23:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for mentioning ETS.

That guy is a knobhead.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-06 23:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Constantly calling attention to race and insisting that you be treated differently or gentler or whatever is only going to (big fucking surprise) accentuate the fact that you are different. The guard in this case treated her like any other person (as if she were a person first and a black woman second), and she reacted as if he was a white man first and a person second.

The above paragraph may or may not be a little confusing.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 21:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The more I look at that picture the more I hate that bitch.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-06 20:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The cop should have decked the pretentious, arrogant, haughty cunt.
I don't give a fuck if she's green with purple spots, ya follow the
rules or get the fuck out.


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-06 20:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its not racism...she's just a dumb bitch



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-06 19:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-06 18:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-06 18:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-06 18:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't need dumbasses in congress like this.

We need people like Frank Antenori. Former US Army Green Beret 5th SF Group. Bad mother fucker and would love to see someone responsible enough to carry around A FUCKING ID!

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"A perfectly stupid race can never rise to a very high place. The Negro, for instance, has been kept down as much by his lack of intellectual development as by anything else." - Theodore Roosevelt

If that's true, that just made my day.

And I have no reason to doubt that it is.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:54:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

You racist cracka!!!!

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The worst part is, that I'm not. I just hate when the race card is played for no fucking reason. Just bugs me I guess.
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Yeah, that annoys me too. People want to be treated equally yet they insist on separating themselves from everyone else by pointing out things like that. I don't get it.


Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-04-06 17:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"A perfectly stupid race can never rise to a very high place. The Negro, for instance, has been kept down as much by his lack of intellectual development as by anything else." - Theodore Roosevelt

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck this nigger shit

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

You racist cracka!!!!

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The worst part is, that I'm not. I just hate when the race card is played for no fucking reason. Just bugs me I guess.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You racist cracka!!!!


Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Similar things happen over here in NZ. The Maoris get free stuff and just pull the 'black' card if something doesn't go away. Land claims because us whities 'stole' their land off them hundreds and hundreds of years ago. Give us back our muskets and blankets and we'll give you back your land.

They claim customary fishing rights, then over-fish. And poach things like Paua.

If I was Maori, I would have been given the option of about 10 times as many scholorships.

A higher percentage of Maoris are on welfare and benefits. Yet they still need more money. You know, for beer and stuff. They also have significantly worse health problems and obesity than us whities and yet they can't seem to understand that I don't want to pay 50% of my wages to them in tax because I fucking well earn my money while they sit there doing fuck all and whinging as well.

Fuck em

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Racist.


Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, fuck that. That bitch needs to get the same treatment I would get here.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, or preventing all possibility of its continuing as a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities."

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

S_M, I will and always will be a fan of Bush-Bashing.

Sometimes you gotta start at the bottom. I'm not trying to save the world and change the country ETS-style, just pissed that this Congresswoman can show such blatent displays of racism and basic lawbreaking and still yet to be punished.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For filename.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Maybe the -2 was a little harsh (yeah, yeah, not that ratings matter), mostly because I'm penalizing you for your choice of topic.

I do think that that this story is really unimportant in the grand scheme of thigns, and it bothers me to see people getting so worked up over it while they remain so complacent about issues that are so much more serious. And now, it seems like our president can get away with anything because, you know, "Bush bashing" has gone out of style (as if people ever did it to be "cool").

Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think I'm going to get cornrows as a sociological experiment, to see if I get treated differently.

The white kid with cornrows.

Sounds like a good post. Stay tuned.

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Axl Rose tried it; didn't work.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:03:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:48:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:42:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're asking "What The Fuck Is Going On In This Country?" in response to a congresswoman assaulting a security guard? In light of everything else that has been happening lately, this is the event that bothers you? Seriously?

Well, Serious_Melvin, as much as I'm torn whether or not to listen to someone whose user name involves a frontal wedgie, my issue is NOT with her assaulting a security guard. It's that she can cry racism, not get arrested, and generally be welcomed by the black community for her valiant efforts. She only apologizes when the D.A. is closing in on indictment.
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Well our president has (illegally) authorized the leak of CIA agent's identity to silence war critics, and has (illegally) authorized wire-tapping of US citizens (to name just a few). What's REALLY wrong with this country is that he can cry 9/11, not get arrested, and generally be welcomed by the conservative community for his valiant efforts.

Why focus on a congresswoman crying racism and getting away with assault, when our president is blatently compromising our national security and privacy? I'm not saying that I condone what has happened with McKinney, but there are much more serious problems here. It just seems like a waste of energy to be getting upset over something that will not have any sort of long-lasting effect on our future.

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I'll sit here and debate with you all day S_M, and I do agree that George W. Bush is a problem, but I'm sick of reading and hearing all of us idiots talk about him. Let's talk about a black girl for a change.

You want to read about wire taps and Bush folley?

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=8892

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:48:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:42:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're asking "What The Fuck Is Going On In This Country?" in response to a congresswoman assaulting a security guard? In light of everything else that has been happening lately, this is the event that bothers you? Seriously?

Well, Serious_Melvin, as much as I'm torn whether or not to listen to someone whose user name involves a frontal wedgie, my issue is NOT with her assaulting a security guard. It's that she can cry racism, not get arrested, and generally be welcomed by the black community for her valiant efforts. She only apologizes when the D.A. is closing in on indictment.
--------------

Well our president has (illegally) authorized the leak of CIA agent's identity to silence war critics, and has (illegally) authorized wire-tapping of US citizens (to name just a few). What's REALLY wrong with this country is that he can cry 9/11, not get arrested, and generally be welcomed by the conservative community for his valiant efforts.

Why focus on a congresswoman crying racism and getting away with assault, when our president is blatently compromising our national security and privacy? I'm not saying that I condone what has happened with McKinney, but there are much more serious problems here. It just seems like a waste of energy to be getting upset over something that will not have any sort of long-lasting effect on our future.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only 2 subjects that get me more pissed off are women / child abusers, and terminally ill patients of XXXXX disease leeching £xxx,000 from the NHS in medical bills that could be used to pay for the treatment of someone who has a genuine chance of living.

In fact, I just hate everyone.


Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:52:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

She is everything that is wrong with black people in America today. She is black before anything else, and any insult, slight or imagined offense is because of that in her head.

You're my new favorite here.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not much. What's goin' on with YOUR country?

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"She says because of her 'cornrows,' and skin color, she was inappropriately singled out, and to my disgust, was met with praise from the local black community."

She doesn't even have cornrows anymore, she just changed her hairstyle, making it even easier for an officer to not recognize her.

I love how she says she has had problems in the past with white officers, where is the record? Does she really strike you as the type who would let a percieved racist action just disappear? The type who wouldn't file a complain?

She is everything that is wrong with black people in America today. She is black before anything else, and any insult, slight or imagined offense is because of that in her head.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Cynthia Mckinney represents the backbone in politics. Leadership with courage and integrity."

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:42:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're asking "What The Fuck Is Going On In This Country?" in response to a congresswoman assaulting a security guard? In light of everything else that has been happening lately, this is the event that bothers you? Seriously?

Well, Serious_Melvin, as much as I'm torn whether or not to listen to someone whose user name involves a frontal wedgie, my issue is NOT with her assaulting a security guard. It's that she can cry racism, not get arrested, and generally be welcomed by the black community for her valiant efforts. She only apologizes when the D.A. is closing in on indictment.

Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bullshit... can't live with it... can't live without it.

Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beat me to the punch on that one.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is one of those "look over here at the not real news" things that is keeping reporters pre-occupied while Scooter Libby is saying bad things about the administration in another courtroom. Look! Shiny! Americans love shiny things. And chokomut ice cream. But mostly shiny things.


Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:39:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:36:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I'm going to get cornrows as a sociological experiment, to see if I get treated differently.

The white kid with cornrows.

Sounds like a good post. Stay tuned.
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Do it and post a few pictures.

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I was thinking about it... doing it the weekend I'm taking the MCAT in April.

Still weary about posting pictures of pictures on here though, after shit like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84093

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're asking "What The Fuck Is Going On In This Country?" in response to a congresswoman assaulting a security guard? In light of everything else that has been happening lately, this is the event that bothers you? Seriously?

Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Waddabitch.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:36:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I'm going to get cornrows as a sociological experiment, to see if I get treated differently.

The white kid with cornrows.

Sounds like a good post. Stay tuned.
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Do it and post a few pictures.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

her whole "it was becaiuse of my hair do" thing was stupid. i think it had to do with the fact that the guy didn't recognize her and she sees herself as above the capitol police. SHE SLAPPED HIM! wtf? who does that?

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I'm going to get cornrows as a sociological experiment, to see if I get treated differently.

The white kid with cornrows.

Sounds like a good post. Stay tuned.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is that same woman who sponsored the Tupac Shukur bill - look at her voting record, she totally hates white people.

The funny thing is, she can get away with it because she's a black female - if a white male had sponsored the racist legislation she had, the blacks woudl be marching.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

everyone wants to pull the fucking race card these days. she's a fucking ass.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wardy:

I almost didn't put that last statement in, but I'm sick of all the cries for racism, especially in our nation's Capital by an elected official.

I know that we haven't come close to the vision of MLK's equality, but come on... she was singled out because of her hair and because she was black?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too bad they didn't get rodney king on her ass. everything's fucking racial when it's involved with a black person either personal culpability doesn't really filter into their brains or they know the race card still fucking works.

Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not to mention she'd just removed her trademark cornrows (cornrows-are you fucking kidding me, you're a professional, not alan iverson) in favor of a more adult hairstyle. Should have been jailed, but her immediate cries of racism were a good short-term defense.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

while you kind of lost my support with your own 'backwards' statements at the end, it is great to see the sort of dialogue that this sort of situation creates. dialogue that spans across different races, classes, and even those in charge of looking at the strength of laws, and that very dialogue is what makes this country a sweet country to live in (not that other countries wouldn't be tight, i'm just saying this slaps ets' theories in the face about a restrictive government.)

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He should have 'Kinged' the bitch.
Which King?
Rodney King, Martin Luther King and all the Kings of Africa. (Thank you NWA)

Filename gets this an extra +1

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

he stopped her because she looks like a dirty crackhead.

That made this worth it.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he stopped her because she looks like a dirty crackhead.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this fucking country. We are so ass backwards it's insane.

Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done.

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its not racism...she's just a dumb bitch


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