The TTOM Culture Show Episode 1 (924 hits)
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Submitted by The_Taste_of_Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-04-07 10:38:01 EDT
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-11 08:40:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:45:10 (#)
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How the hell can you fuck up the spelling of "didn't" and be able to spell "Diplodocus" correctly?
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Cos in my head Im still 8
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:45:10 EDT (#)
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How the hell can you fuck up the spelling of "didn't" and be able to spell "Diplodocus" correctly?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-10 07:27:29 EDT (#)
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I haven't been to the natural history museum in donkeys years. We always go for the ghey option instead and go to the Tate. You know. For the porn.
As an aside, if any of you lot from other countries ever visit the Tate, don't get an icecream from the vans parked outside. They're shite.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-10 06:55:32 EDT (#)
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MUM! What the HELL have you been up to?!
I did think it was odd she was only here 4 days a week.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-10 06:42:05 EDT (#)
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...and another because your mum looks a lot like my mum; it's a little wierd.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-10 06:41:07 EDT (#)
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+2 for nostalgia, I always used to go to the Natural History Museum with my dad when I was a kid.
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-04-08 12:32:25 EDT (#)
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I do love some pickled things in jars!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-08 12:01:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:57:59 (#)
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It was indeed the dino riders. That was one belonging to the bad guys who used 'brain boxes' to control their dinosaurs, while the goodies (who were puffs) used their sensitive ESP powers etc. It was all very homo.
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see. I KNEW he'd know all aboot it!
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:11:22 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:47:50 (#)
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At Glasgow uni we have an anatomy museum that is cock full of,well, cocks.
All sizes, all shapes.
cocks.
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Nah, that's just the Law Department.
Zing.
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awwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWW SNAP NIGGA!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:57:59 EDT (#)
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It was indeed the dino riders. That was one belonging to the bad guys who used 'brain boxes' to control their dinosaurs, while the goodies (who were puffs) used their sensitive ESP powers etc. It was all very homo.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:47:50 (#)
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At Glasgow uni we have an anatomy museum that is cock full of,well, cocks.
All sizes, all shapes.
cocks.
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Nah, that's just the Law Department.
Zing.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:12:55 EDT (#)
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HO HO HIPPO!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:30:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:21:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:46:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:30:55 (#)
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Jesus fuck! Does anyone ever dust in that place?
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I found some skin cells from when I was 8 on the diplodocus, so no.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:45:04 EDT (#)
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They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:34:16 EDT (#)
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I think it's sweet that you thought I was a skinny lil thing.
LIEK OMG! I keep all my stuff in the universe too! Except we pronounce it 'attic'
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:30:55 EDT (#)
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Jesus fuck! Does anyone ever dust in that place?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:24:34 EDT (#)
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"What powers do you have? Can you destroy the universe?"
"Jeez I hope not! Thats where I keep all my STUFF!"
The Tick
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:21:22 EDT (#)
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I think if I had the power to destroy the universe it would've happened accidentally by now
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:13:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:04:02 (#)
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Happy Cleavage Day!!!!
See Peon's half assed attempt at a contribution ---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/86396
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Thats HALF ASSED! I think your cleavage may destroy the universe if you go the whole hog!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:04:02 EDT (#)
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Happy Cleavage Day!!!!
See Peon's half assed attempt at a contribution ---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/86396
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:14:01 EDT (#)
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the jayosaurs ate some before the hippo guzzled the rest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:06:36 EDT (#)
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Where's the jam?
I DEMAND JAM!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:38:45 EDT (#)
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auto +10 for Baggy Trousers
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:47:40 EDT (#)
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Ho Ho Hippo...is that JAM?!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:26:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-07 13:02:28 (#)
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har har emu tears node
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its connected to the cassowarie hug centre
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-07 13:02:28 EDT (#)
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har har emu tears node
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:58:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:47:36 EDT (#)
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Auto Knick's hat -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:45:16 EDT (#)
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neither do I but we totally need a pic of the two of us and the damn rabbitfish
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:38:18 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:24:38 (#)
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+2 for the mandatory Jay Peg jam insertion.
Although I should point out that I already DID the ha ha rabbitfish post not long after I returned from MY London visit: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82921
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Its the same damn rabbitfish as well!
We go together next time, deal?
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Deal. Although I don't know when I'll be in London again.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:38:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:24:38 (#)
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+2 for the mandatory Jay Peg jam insertion.
Although I should point out that I already DID the ha ha rabbitfish post not long after I returned from MY London visit: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82921
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Its the same damn rabbitfish as well!
We go together next time, deal?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:34:50 EDT (#)
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I only really looked at the pictures.
I used to live right behind the Japanese embassy. Too many tourists in that neighbourhood.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:27:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:53:58 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:50:17 (#)
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What a creepy place to take a first date.
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you didnt...did you?
Oh Gods you did!
I think I love you...
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I am a straaange little girl.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:24:38 EDT (#)
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+2 for the mandatory Jay Peg jam insertion.
Although I should point out that I already DID the ha ha rabbitfish post not long after I returned from MY London visit: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82921
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:22:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:21:15 (#)
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What I really enjoy about Uber is how just a couple of "+2's" from Shlongy makes a persons day.
It's cool to have that kind of power and effects on people's (pathetic) lives.
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*Shrug* i freely admit that my life is fairly pathetic at the moment, that all changes mid-may so Im cool with it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:21:15 EDT (#)
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What I really enjoy about Uber is how just a couple of "+2's" from Shlongy makes a persons day.
It's cool to have that kind of power and effects on people's (pathetic) lives.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:20:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 12:11:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:55:56 (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But you'll probably notice no "minus" rating. You're still riding the wave of your previous efforts...for now.
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and Ill ride that wave as far as it will take me. Right to the shores of a land called Honah Lee!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:58:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:07:47 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:05:10 (#)
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I just cannot say "NO" to dead things in jars! they are my favorite. If you are ever in philadelphia i STRONGLY suggest the mutter museum http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
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Mutter Museum (+ umlauts)=+ fucking 2
I like the room full of things people choked on, too.
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God I love that place. My friends and I spent many hours there, stoned out of our minds, when I was younger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:55:56 EDT (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But you'll probably notice no "minus" rating. You're still riding the wave of your previous efforts...for now.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:53:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:50:17 (#)
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What a creepy place to take a first date.
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you didnt...did you?
Oh Gods you did!
I think I love you...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:50:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:42:27 (#)
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it's so awesome. it has like babies in jars, diseased eyeballs, GIANT COLON.... all things good
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GIANT COLON, indeed.
And conjoined twins.
And Soap Lady.
What a creepy place to take a first date.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:47:50 EDT (#)
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At Glasgow uni we have an anatomy museum that is cock full of,well, cocks.
All sizes, all shapes.
cocks.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:42:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:22:04 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:09:27 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:07:47 (#)
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I like the room full of things people choked on, too.
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Now just how the fuck am I supposed to resist going after hearing this!
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I haven't been there in years, but I'm telling you..you would not BELIEVE the things that some people have managed to inhale. Forceps? Really? Oh, the stories..
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it's so awesome. it has like babies in jars, diseased eyeballs, GIANT COLON.... all things good
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:22:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:09:27 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:07:47 (#)
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I like the room full of things people choked on, too.
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Now just how the fuck am I supposed to resist going after hearing this!
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I haven't been there in years, but I'm telling you..you would not BELIEVE the things that some people have managed to inhale. Forceps? Really? Oh, the stories..
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:18:22 EDT (#)
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This post had it all: info, comedy, uber references, randomness, camwhore...
Jolly good.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:09:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:07:47 (#)
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I like the room full of things people choked on, too.
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Now just how the fuck am I supposed to resist going after hearing this!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:09:10 EDT (#)
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One step beyond..
Great stuff.
Cheers.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:05:10 (#)
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I just cannot say "NO" to dead things in jars! they are my favorite. If you are ever in philadelphia i STRONGLY suggest the mutter museum http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
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Mutter Museum (+ umlauts)=+ fucking 2
I like the room full of things people choked on, too.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:05:10 EDT (#)
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I just cannot say "NO" to dead things in jars! they are my favorite. If you are ever in philadelphia i STRONGLY suggest the mutter museum http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:04:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:01:35 EDT (#)
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I'm 5 feet nothing, and I can't resist pulling a lever.
You'll all be sorry.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 11:00:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:56:59 (#)
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What is that gerbil looking thing anyway???
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its a lesser Egyptian jerboa, Jaculus jaculus.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:56:59 EDT (#)
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What is that gerbil looking thing anyway???
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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..... our house, in the middle of our street.
+2 for Madness
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:46:14 (#)
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Fuck, Motherfucking fuck. I got a giraffe tattoo and it doesn't have a sack on it.
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Does it have a bajiner at least?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:52:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:46:14 EDT (#)
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Fuck, Motherfucking fuck. I got a giraffe tattoo and it doesn't have a sack on it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:45:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:44:26 (#)
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+2 BAHHHHHH
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WOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:45:06 EDT (#)
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...that's sort of China, right?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:44:26 EDT (#)
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+2 BAHHHHHH
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:42:27 EDT (#)
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Super!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:42:27 EDT (#)
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Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmasters breaking all the rules
Having fun and playing fools
Smashing up the woodwork tools
All the teachers in the pub
Passing 'round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
The lunch-time bell will ring again.
Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.
Headmaster's had enough to-day
All the kids have gone away
Gone to fight with next-door's school
Every term, that is the rule
Sits alone and bends his cane
Same old backsides again
All the small ones tell tall tales
Walking home and squashing snails.
Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.
Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Playing football in the park
Kicking Pushbikes after dark
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt
Pulling hair and eating dirt
Teacher comes to break it up
Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup.
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers
<chicken wing jig>
My sincerest apologies.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:40:00 EDT (#)
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+2 for giraffe sack
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:39:55 EDT (#)
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