There is nothing I enjoy more than facefucking my girl. (4317 hits)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2006-04-07 14:23:38 EDT
Yessir. I love a good old fashioned facefuck.
Sometimes my woman isn't in the mood for a facefuck.
You think I let that stop me?
Hell no.
I grab that bitch by the head, pry open her mouth, and plop Ye Olde weinerschnitzel down the back of her throat. I'm sure I look silly, buttocks pumping away, pubic hair tickling her nose, sweat pouring down my body, but do you think I care? I'm having the time of my life, doing my favorite activity. Only teen-agers really care about appearances anyway.
I really like it when she gags. That's almost as much fun as when I shoot a load down her esophogus. Fun, fun, fun!
My girl sleeps on her back. Sometimes, at 3:00 a.m., I'll mount up over her while she's in deep sleep. Then I'll gently pinch her nose. When her mouth opens, SURPRISE! Crazyhorse Charlie makes a grand "entrance." Usually I'll only get a few quick pumps in before I hear, "garuuuurussshuuulp?" and she wakes up all angry and yelling at me. But that's ok. It's worth it, and just because she has no sense of humor, *I* get it, and that's all that counts.
Often, when she's actually feeling kind of amorous, I'll pull my dick out of her butt and force it down her throat. For some reason that kills the mood for her, but fuck it, man. *I'm* not the one with a shit-coated cock in my mouth.
Yessir. There is nothing I enjoy more than facefucking my girl.
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-10 13:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe some peope don't find this amusing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-08 22:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have just passed over this and not rated it...
Until I saw the picture from the movie "Heat" thrown in there for no good reason.
+1 for the absurd.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-08 15:36:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:39:25 (#)
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hahaha
and
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:10:14 (#)
Ranking: -1
Actually you using my user info pissed me off enough to bother getting a rating on my last 10 posts.
My ave rating over last 10 is
1.202
yours is
0.612
Petty I know but it pissed me off.
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Mine over the last ten is 1.01. But it could be -1.01 and I'd still be better than you.
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That was kinda my point.
Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-04-08 13:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amazing.
Now, for some reason, I have the song "Fucking an Animal" stuck in my head.
ANIMAL!
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-08 13:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-08 09:14:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
...and by "girl", you mean "your right hand", correct?
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I disagree.
He writes in the manner of a left-handed person.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-08 09:14:59 EDT (#)
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...and by "girl", you mean "your right hand", correct?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-08 02:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessir. I love a good old fashioned facefuck.
Sometimes my woman isn't in the mood for a facefuck.
You think I let that stop me?
Hell no.
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This alone ia +2 worthy , i cant agree more
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT?
hmmm....
*plots*
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessir. I love a good old fashioned facefuck.
Sometimes my woman isn't in the mood for a facefuck.
You think I let that stop me?
Hell no.
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This alone ia +2 worthy , i cant agree more
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't agree more.
Bravo.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is nothing I enjoy more than facefucking your girl.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
and
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:10:14 (#)
Ranking: -1
Actually you using my user info pissed me off enough to bother getting a rating on my last 10 posts.
My ave rating over last 10 is
1.202
yours is
0.612
Petty I know but it pissed me off.
***
Mine over the last ten is 1.01. But it could be -1.01 and I'd still be better than you.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Cleavage Day!!!!
See Peon's half assed attempt at a contribution ---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/86396
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
:) you know you're failing when you're doing worse than me.
Anyway I've got to go eat some sausages, feel free to make innuendo.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:10:14 (#)
Ranking: -1
Actually you using my user info pissed me off enough to bother getting a rating on my last 10 posts.
My ave rating over last 10 is
1.202
yours is
0.612
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BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Actually you using my user info pissed me off enough to bother getting a rating on my last 10 posts.
My ave rating over last 10 is
1.202
yours is
0.612
Petty I know but it pissed me off.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:03:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey calm down, I didn't like it OK.
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NO WAY MAN FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MY POSTS ARE OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER QUALITY AND PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SEE THAT ARE FUCKING RETARDED CHINESE!
RETARDED CHINESE!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey calm down, I didn't like it OK.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1-506-476-8924
Is...is that JAYPEG!??!?!?!?
I called that number for kicks and giggles. Somebody answered with what sounded like "Jay's cell phone!"
Naturally I peed my pants and hung up.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:35:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
funny thing is, you dont have a girl. you are a loneley loser! LOSER!
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Oh noes. Some random asshole from the internet that I don't care about, will never meet, and whose agonizingly painful, slow death wouldn't cause me to bat an eye...called me a...a...<sobs>...a LOSER.
My life is over.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For a good time call 1-506-476-8924
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:37:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nasal sex is also fulfilling, if you can widen the passageway enough to insert your peener
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SURE you needed to widen the passageway, pencil dick
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nasal sex is also fulfilling, if you can widen the passageway enough to insert your peener.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
funny thing is, you dont have a girl. you are a loneley loser! LOSER!
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:17:11 EDT (#)
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Brilliant. Machiavellian, even. Or not; I guess this has little to do with politics. Clever nonetheless.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no relevance with the picture, other than it comes up when you type in face fuck in GIS, and I happen to love that movie.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't get the picture.
But yeah, good times, I imagine.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't get the picture joke, but the rest of this was a +1.
Explain the relevance of the pic and you'll get a +2.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
U R a dick!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BITE
BITE DOWN
BITE DOWN HARD
BITE DOWN HARD ON THAT PEENER
BITE DOWN HARD ON THAT PEENER UNTIL IT SEVERS
BITE DOWN HARD ON THAT PEENER UNTIL IT SEVERS AND BLOOD GOES SPRAYING EVERYWHERE
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:06:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:05:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:03:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
no comprendo amigo
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What's not to comprehend? There is nothing I enjoy more than facefucking my girl. Jeez. I can't be any clearer than that can I?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:57:57 (#)
Ranking: -1
didn't find it even vaguely amusing
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Apparantly, nobody finds you even vaguely amusing, either.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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no comprendo amigo
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:57:57 EDT (#)
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didn't find it even vaguely amusing
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:56:36 EDT (#)
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I lost it at the picture.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:47:34 EDT (#)
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Pure Poetry
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:40:10 EDT (#)
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har har facefuck
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:37:29 EDT (#)
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fuck?
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:36:45 EDT (#)
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Heat
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:31:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:31:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:27:23 EDT (#)
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OH I laughed, then I saw the picture...
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:26:34 EDT (#)
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i just threw up six times reading this
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 14:25:52 EDT (#)
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Heat. HAH, nice one!