trusting stupid people gets you no where.... (610 hits)
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Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2006-04-07 16:58:20 EDT
Being inpired by all the scar stories... I thought I would share a few of my own...
I have countless scars all over my body... some of which I can try to blame other people for, but well in the end they were a result of my stupidity instead of theres.
I have these two really awsome scars on my knee right next to eachother... one indents to where you can feen the bone beneath it and the other one sticks out a little... two completely different incidents cause them. The first scar happened when I was at the tide pools... I wave knocked me over and I split my knee open on the rocks. That one sucked and bled a lot, I needed 4 stiches to close it up, and I couldn't bend my knee for two months. The other scar was when my cousins decided to let me try out the new wagon they built. Well, my cousins are skaters and had a small ramp on the driveway. Them being the dipshits they are start pulling me around in the wagon then decide if I can get any air going over this little ramp. The wagon is bigger than the ramp, the is no way... I am yelling and screeming to get out at this point but there I go over the ramp, well partially anyway, with the wagon. Into my knee goes a peice of metal sticking out on the wagon they hadn't cut off. That one sucked too.
I have a bitchen scar that covers the back of my hand, well I got that from a rope. It gets a lot of questions and a lot of weird looks when I partially explain the story. It was fun though!
I have a spot on my shin that dips in to where you feel something missing, did that with a razor while shaving.
There is an inch and a half scar on my inner their from wax.
There is a scar that wraps around my ankle, from a bike petal going into it.
My bottom lip and a scar on the inside from having my sister slam my head into the wall as a toddler.
Above my eye I have a scar from haha hitting it on the bathroom sink when I was 8 and trying to go to the bathroom after crying from not being allowed any more candy from trick or treating that night. That was 3 more stiches.
I have a dot on my inner wrist from my friends pinning me down and dripping was on me. (I'm not allowed to play with their candles)
Hmm, I guess I scar easy and I'm a clutz... wait I already knew that!
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scars are cool.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 04:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a dot on my inner wrist from my friends pinning me down and dripping was on me. (I'm not allowed to play with their candles)
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If you're a girly, that could be construed as rape. Report your friends and win a prize!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-09 10:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever been run over? You must have, someone as stupid as you must get hit by cars all the time.
Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
head injuries... explains a lot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get bent.
You wants scars?
How about an entry and exit in your forearm from a fucking kitchen knife?
High School vs High School fight about 9 years ago.
Got stabbed straight thru, missed the bones and everything.
Left the blade in until the ambulance had me at the hospital.
Cool thing, though, was that it didn't bleed much, because the blade kept it in, but when it was pulled, it spurted.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-08 03:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where there's a scar, there's a story.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"There is an inch and a half scar on my inner their from wax. "
The first time I read that I thought it said you have an inch and a half scar on your ear from wax. You were getting a +2 for that until I reread it.
"If was fun!" - never do that. dont tell us it was fun. take us through the story and show us why it was fun.
Also, enroll in english 101 at your local community college, please.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhhUHhhh pbbbllllttttt!!!
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eh?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:11:18 EDT (#)
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'My bottom lip and a scar on the inside from having my sister slam my head into the wall as a toddler.'
Well this explains a lot about you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-07 17:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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