HAPPY NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY!! As Requested by Phuzzy (2751 hits)
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Submitted by Professional Peon (View user info) at 2006-04-07 18:00:08 EDT
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, are you going to do an one-year anniversary follow-up post of this?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those look familar
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh god
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:42:38 EDT (#)
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Doodles - I could do a comic using stick figure people, but I suppose that would kinda defeat the purpose.
I would need a lesbian-ish sounding superhero name to inspire me.
Ready...GO!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peon osmeone really shoul make a comic strip about you, not like ubermen, because in the comic strip I want done you are to be a.) a superhero and b.) it's ot be foucsed on your ungody huge boobies slamming gays and scantily clad supervillins (try ghola)until they a.) die b.)get arrested or c.)in the case of ghola strt suckling in which even we have a lesbian scene in said comic.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:29:29 EDT (#)
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MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MELONS!
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:16:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry to be a creepy internet stalker, but can you pick me up and carry me around with those like a mama kangaroo carrying a joey? Thanks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're tits are so big they could fight Lennox Lewis.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:22:58 EDT (#)
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You're tits are so big they could fight Lennox Lewis.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-10 13:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow that's something one could easily fall into.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 13:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
big tits
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy, I'd love to paint those white. Several times. I hope you don't get bored while this goes on, but if you do....oh well.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-10 00:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG!!!! TITS!11!!1!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The sailor fears the raging waves of D
The mighty sea where ship and captain each
Have fallen to the bounty of the pouring, pale sea
And lay dead, smothered, cast upon the beach.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick my face in those bad boys. Whore!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:39:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I pour champagne on them? They look like they would like some champagne.
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Ha ha ha, I think that's the funniest thing you've ever said, BigMike.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-08 11:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobies will always get +2's from me.
Always.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, you're one cool chick. Wish we'd have had more time to talk in LV.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Money shot Jay!
Money shot Rad!
Thanks to you, Prof P., I can go to bed a satisfied man tonight.
Thank You!!!!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-08 02:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cum/
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 02:39:53 EDT (#)
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But I don't WANT land, Father.
Well then, what do you want?
I want to SING!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-08 02:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huuuuge tracts of land!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-08 01:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they look better with a beer between.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually it did kill the first time I used it. It forced me to stand up straight and not slouch like I tend to do. But after I wore it a few times it actually helped my back feel better.
Doesn't hurt the boobs unless I try to bend down and then they fall out. Cause stuffing them back in is a bitch
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Doesn't that hurt?
It looks like it hurts.
Can I pour champagne on them? They look like they would like some champagne.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:37:11 EDT (#)
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Yes Hadley it can. Should I get you one for your birthday?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:26:48 EDT (#)
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So a good corset can move belly fat upwards, eh?
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-08 00:22:57 EDT (#)
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JESUS.H.FUCKING.CHRIST
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2006-04-07 23:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this "Happy Valley"??
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 23:18:02 EDT (#)
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SWEET HOLY MOSES
They're so big, Dan Brown got lost inside them, and made a best-selling adventure novel about it as the sequel to "The Da Vinci Code."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:21:48 EDT (#)
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Call 1-800- HUGE TITS and apply for a zip code fer them puppies.
Sweater puppies, that is...
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a cross between Anna Nicole Smith and an aborted fetus.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I
FUCKING
LOVE
YOU.
SO MUCH.
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*blushes*
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-07 21:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good Lord, woman! Those things are climbing up your chest, and I think they want to kill you. I'm not kidding. If you find it hard to breathe, it's because your hooters are constricting around your throat, like some kind of bulbous mammary anaconda. Of doom!
...I'll shut up now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-07 21:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I just spanked it to "home made videos". Dammitall.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jebus, girl!
Them some boobies!
Although you can't see, I'm saluting you.
I have mere A cup eqipment so I'm very impressed.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your pictures always seem conveniently angled or blurred.
I suspect trickery.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:08:07 (#)
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Her breasts are so large, they have their own gravitational well - which explains why Heather's face is so blurry, due to the enormous gravity pulling all the photons into a death spiral around her nebulous mammo-orbs...
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I believe what we are actually seeing is the effect known as gravity lensing, but still, hoo-boy!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:30:39 EDT (#)
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As the saying goes:
"Woman got tit like an elephant got nose."
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:23:31 EDT (#)
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I
FUCKING
LOVE
YOU.
SO MUCH.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:17:16 (#)
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Needs more cleavage.
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you need more?!
you could lose the trieste in that decolletage
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:30:59 EDT (#)
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ok. i wouldnt touch them but theyre still tits, which dont get negative ratings from me.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cleavage.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:15:45 EDT (#)
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Aw poor TTOM. I'd love to stay and torment you, but I have to go lather myself up in the shower now. You boys have fun.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or something else
uh-huh-huh-huh
bad thoughts, bad thoughts, naughty boy, to your bed!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Faaaaaaaaaahkinh hell, you could get a limb stuck in there
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM - Yeah, definately full figured. But then again. The angle and the outfit make me look MUCH larger than life. After all I am being supported by a very VERY sturdy leather corset. You could shoot me and I doubt I would feel it.
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Nowt wrong with a full figure, in fact its bloody sexy on some women.
Although if we had teh sex you WOULD smash my weasly little body into a fine paste
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:35:52 EDT (#)
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HAPPY NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY!! As Requested by Phuzzy (1 hits)
-Dave
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:34:01 EDT (#)
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You think this hardly has any content?!?
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:33:32 EDT (#)
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Are those your knees?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:27:30 EDT (#)
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Creep- I'm in PA. A couple hours drive I suppose.
TTOM - Yeah, definately full figured. But then again. The angle and the outfit make me look MUCH larger than life. After all I am being supported by a very VERY sturdy leather corset. You could shoot me and I doubt I would feel it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:22:03 (#)
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Then again, there are Ethipoians with a fuller figure than me.
I stood still in the hospital for too long one time and medical students started naming all the bones.
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AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:23:47 EDT (#)
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Okay, let me get it out of the way:
FUCK SAKES!
There. Now where do you live, because you need to be at my next party. The whole plan is to get fucked-in-half drunk and ogle you for all my worth. How close are you to Massachusetts/New Hampshire?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:22:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, FUCK YES.
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Now it's your turn.
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Peon's are approximately 17 times larger than mine.
Time for drinky drinky.
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YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET YOU HAVE TO GO NEXT!!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:22:03 EDT (#)
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and...uh, dont take this the wrong way...I didnt picture you as having a 'fuller' figure.
Then again, there are Ethipoians with a fuller figure than me.
I stood still in the hospital for too long one time and medical students started naming all the bones.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"but what you see is the best part"
you don't have to tell us that
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:12:46 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, FUCK YES.
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Now it's your turn.
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Peon's are approximately 17 times larger than mine.
Time for drinky drinky.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:17:30 EDT (#)
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I will have to get a shot of the whole outfit, but what you see is the best part. I wore it too the local Renaissance festival this past fall and actually had a guy walk square into a tree because he wasn't paying attention to where he was going.
Good times
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just had to come back.
You know Phuzzy isn't gonna see this until tomorrow, as he is at a "Wonderbra Party".
The cunt even sent me a text to gloat about it.
-Dave
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ejaculates*
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:13:31 EDT (#)
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i bet even ETS would be happy
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, FUCK YES.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's pictures like these that make me know that there is a God and he loves us very very much.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:12:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:36 (#)
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Oh, FUCK YES.
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Now it's your turn.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:12:14 EDT (#)
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CHRIST!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, FUCK YES.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:10:31 EDT (#)
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It's pictures like these that make me know that there is a God and he loves us very very much.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:08:07 EDT (#)
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Her breasts are so large, they have their own gravitational well - which explains why Heather's face is so blurry, due to the enormous gravity pulling all the photons into a death spiral around her nebulous mammo-orbs...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:03:32 EDT (#)
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JESUS WEPT
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-07 18:03:29 EDT (#)
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HOLY BUGGERING HELL.
-Dave