Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. My adventures in a White C...
  2. An American in Ibiza: Part...
  3. Grueberfest Round 3 - Whis...
  4. Moleskine #1
  5. Ten Tiny True Stories Abou...
  6. writers block
  7. Medieval Stick People War II
  8. BANDWAGON-Rule 34
  9. Medieval Stick People War ...
  10. Another four years of Step...
more...
Most Heated
  1. This is a serious writers ... (72 heat)
  2. People Like This Need To B... (58 heat)
  3. Norway - Nation of Darknes... (54 heat)
  4. Bigger than Maddox... Oh, ... (48 heat)
  5. McCunt (or, John McCain Sh... (41 heat)
  6. Porn (34 heat)
  7. Is Tom Brokaw gonna BITCHS... (30 heat)
  8. Presidential Campain Capti... (25 heat)
  9. Jack McCallum thanks for t... (25 heat)
  10. Should you kill yourself? (25 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1143314 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (698947 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (385788 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (325722 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (305449 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (300413 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (286178 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (249735 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (246864 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (231160 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1455118 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1440210 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1378470 hits)
  4. Razor (1373072 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1283333 hits)
  6. loki (1060507 hits)
  7. Jonukah (972753 hits)
  8. weeeeep (923086 hits)
  9. outed (898707 hits)
  10. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (884295 hits)
  11. Ubersite needs me! (876079 hits)
  12. Asian Men Love Me (873233 hits)
  13. Tom (831691 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (805680 hits)
  15. apollo88 (761613 hits)
  16. oy vey (754128 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R (750021 hits)
  18. Sorrell (742790 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (688758 hits)
  20. RON PAUL 2008! (684025 hits)
  21. HIDDEN101 (682719 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (677437 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (639397 hits)
  24. Banned (639254 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (626286 hits)
  26. iddqd (618738 hits)
  27. kaos-king (603689 hits)
  28. comicbookguy (587513 hits)
  29. ♥ (581811 hits)
  30. O (577493 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Put Your Best Breast Forward (1271 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.06 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by oxymoron (View user info) at 2006-04-07 19:03:29 EDT


Some facts about breasts

They stop traffic, men love them and women are rarely satisfied with them. However, women continue to be preoccupied with the size and shape of their breasts... Me too.

Most women think that the ideal size for breasts is a C/D cup, whereas the average breast size of women in the UK is 36B

...You Brits need to start drinking your milk

Most women who have breast operations go up or down two sizes

...DOWN? I don't get it.

"When it comes to cosmetic surgery, breast enlargements and reductions are by far the most popular operation, with almost 37 per cent of self-pay cosmetic surgery operations in BUPA hospitals being breast enlargements or reductions," reveals Dr Paula Franklin, BUPA's assistant medical director

....Obviously one rich motherfucker.

Over 70 per cent of women in the UK wear the wrong sized bra. BUPA's Dr Paula Franklin advises: "Wearing the wrong sized bra can lead to inadequate support, pressure sores, or back or neck problems (caused by the bra straps pulling on your back and neck). Therefore, it is important that women get themselves measured professionally and find a bra that gives them the required support and comfort. Women should wear a bra to prevent discomfort and sagging."

....Maybe if you guys drank more milk, you wouldn't need to smash them to make them stick out.

There was a lawsuit fought from 1934 to 1942 over rights to the bra, between a German-born designer, Otto Titzling, and a French-born designer, Philippe de Brassiere. Titzling had invented the first bra and although he patented improvements that he made, he did not actually patent the original. Brassiere won the case.

....HAHAHAHA, Tit sling. (obviously shenanigams)

4. In the late 1920's, a Russian immigrant named Ida Rosenthal, was responsible for grouping women into the bust size categories (cup sizes) that we use nowadays and developed bras for every stage of life (puberty to maturity).

....Think she ever thought there would be 48JJ's?



Happy National Cleavage Day!



I'm feeling really Patriotic all of a sudden.jpg (17 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

better.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 04:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

I let them see me masturbate.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-04-09 10:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:55:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

shit in the BED! That chick in the white is fucking HAWT!


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-09 10:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My girl just went up two sizes. That is why I smile a lot.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-09 07:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy Mammary Mountains, Batman!


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-08 05:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the left and center.

The one on the right is a few beers.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hard to say. I think I may have met them tonight...

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-07 23:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ewwwww.
The one in the middle is nice.

The other two...

Just... ew....


+2 for filename.

======================

Are you shitting me? "Ewww..."

Are you HONESTLY tellibg me that you would refuse sex from any of those three? They're not exactly gorgeous, but I wouldn't even have to be drunk to nail any of those three.

Be honest with yourself.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-07 23:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How creative...

You contribute so much.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this +2 illustrates how desperate i am to see semi-attractive women's boobs and not actually see any nipple.



god i suck...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-07 21:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

those puppies are poised for world domination.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YES.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mehhhhh

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do like cleavage. Middle one is hottest.

Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ewwwww.
The one in the middle is nice.

The other two...

Just... ew....


+2 for filename.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow the one in white almost makes up for the one in blue

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

shit in the BED! That chick in the white is fucking HAWT!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh ha ha ha, +2 for the filename.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for 1/3 of those girls being attractive, even though her tits are fake.

FOR ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET, CANT YOU PEOPLE DO ANY BETTER?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I let them see me masturbate.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm lactose intolerant, and mine stick out of EVERYTHING

Go fig

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My friend stacy has a 24 inch waist and actual real double F cups. She got measured at some fancy bra specialty store in London on a business trip because she could never find a comfortable bra. The had only two in stock in her size and she bought both of them because they felt so perfect. She's like some sexy freak of nature..

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shit in the BED! That chick in the white is fucking HAWT!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?

-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness