OMG myspaceruinslives rules! (1009 hits)
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Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (View user info) at 2006-04-09 00:01:44 EDT
I just looked at the link at the top of the ubersite page today that was a link to myspaceruinslives.com and i went to it and it rocks! I didn't even realize there was an establishment of myspace hating people. I'd like to share with you people at ubersite my story of how myspace ruined my life.
It all started when I was chatting with an old friend/enemy online who had moved recently. She was freaking out about how much she just freaking LOVED myspace. She told me to join about 100 times until I finally did. So there I am, filling out the little profile thing on myspace, and I have no idea what the hell they're asking me to put down. I told my friend/enemy, and she said that i should give her my name and password so she could fill stuff out for me. Like a retard, I did. So she put down a bunch of stuff that was untrue, that I was gay, that I was a nazi, a bunch of random stuff, and then on the personal quote section, she put "myspace is gay". Then she changed my password so I couldn't get to my profile. So now, my other friends, my sister, my sister's friends, and everyone else i know, who are frequent users on myspace, are now viewing my profile. I can't change it, I just sit there helplessly while everyone i know begins to hate me at an obvious joke that they believe for some reason. My friends told me that I was gay and I didn't hang out with them for a while, but they all left the area so i don't care, i know other people. My sister and her friends just laughed at me for a year before i got over it. Then guess what happens? Yup, the myspace addicts start writing hate mail to me because I said that I hated them. Someone even tried to send a virus to my computer, but luckily i delete all my email cus all i get is spam anyway. So my life is pretty ruined now. But wait, what's that link on top of ubersite? A site that hates myspace.com??? I have to join. While typing this, I am also joining myspaceruinslives.com. I have found a new website to hang onto. Thank you, whoever put that link there.
P.S: my new personal quote on most of my profiles is: "every time a MySpace account is created, God kills a kitten."
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:43:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:35:59 (#)
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and emo doesn't have an "e"
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It does now!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:35:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:20:42 (#)
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Only 2 types of people use MySpace - Emoe Retards and you.
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a lot of uberers have myspace accounts. find one and you can connect to about thirty or forty through the friends feature.
and emo doesn't have an "e"
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:20:42 EDT (#)
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Only 2 types of people use MySpace - Emoe Retards and you.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-10 08:10:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-09 20:30:50 (#)
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Crappy "one-liner" Crappy "one-liner" Crappy "one-liner" Crappy "one-liner" Crappy "one-liner"
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-10 07:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:25:37 (#)
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I want to laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard at this, because I feel it MIGHT be tounge-in-cheek.
But -2, just in case.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-09 20:30:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-09 18:55:23 EDT (#)
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2 Months is more than enough to learn to not do this
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-09 18:31:01 EDT (#)
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you are not very bright, huh?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:41:59 EDT (#)
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You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:53:29 EDT (#)
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behold, the gayest shit i have ever seen.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=23876844
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:33:14 EDT (#)
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anyone want to start a pool on how old this chick is?
I'm bankin on 14
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-09 11:12:28 EDT (#)
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ahem..... it was your stupidity not you friend/enemy that ruined you life.
Myspace is stupid, Uber is stupid, Myspaceruinedmylife is stupid etc and so on.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-09 09:55:18 EDT (#)
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OMGBRBWTFBBQLOLTTFNLMAOYHALOTHARTEEHEE!
Submitted by Time_What_Is_Time (user info) at 2006-04-09 09:54:27 EDT (#)
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Post this shit on your Myspace, not here.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-09 09:39:27 EDT (#)
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You're a credit to the species.
Now get the FUCK out of my genepool.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-09 01:25:14 EDT (#)
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MYSPACE DIDNT RUIN YOUR LIFE... YOU DID, STUPID HEAD!
did you read the one on that site about the person that put just a tad to much personal info, and where they were going to be and at what time on myspace, and some sexual predator stalked, raped and killed them? i dont know if thats true or on there but thats how things like myspace really "ruin" lives.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-09 01:04:06 EDT (#)
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i guess not all satire is funny.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:34:21 EDT (#)
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Oh god...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:25:37 EDT (#)
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I want to laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard at this, because I feel it MIGHT be tounge-in-cheek.
But -2, just in case.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:13:23 EDT (#)
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