pulls out t-shirt neck, peers at empty chest cavity... (750 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2006-04-10 09:01:36 EDT
omg.....
i think i actually like someone...
*cue me jumping on bed, gyrating hips, pointing alternate forefingers in the air and watching own footwork* ........ wow.........
.. sorry, i got distracted... I'm awesome.........
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppprrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISe..*
GET READY! GET READY! GET READY! GET READY!!! GET READY GET READY!!
... now all i gotta do is tell her..
GET READY FOR L-la-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVE!!!
GET READY, GET READY, GET READY, GET READY!!
.. when she finds out she's gonna be sooooooooo feeling lucky..... i wonder how the fuck she's gonna cope with this new and exciting revelation? AMAZING......
poor, brittle, unsuspecting thing...
*bites bottom lip, screws up nose, thrusts hips furiously*
GeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE-ITT READY!!!
you, lucky, lucky, lucky girl, you must be beside yourself...mp3 (5 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 07:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<deep breath>
You are a washed up divorced never-has-been with a raging inferiority complex and a grey beard. Furthermore you are a semi-illiterate nonpunctuating grammatically fallible monkey typist with too much time and bitterness on his wart-ridden calloused old man hands. You and your fake armani, bought for 10 bucks from a small kitschy Asian knock-off store, can take your smirk and shove it up your anus, unless there's no room for it there with all of your toys in place. You cling to sports like a drowning man to a raft, because they imbue your otherwise meaningless life with a sense of vitality that you resort to alcohol to find during the off-season. You have managed to reach "upper middle age" and still have the practical coping capabilities of a retarded 4 year old, which really shouldn't be possible for someone normally gifted, which leads me to the question of your specialness. You're still waiting for your superpowers to kick in, after the electric shock therapy treatment you received for non-specific depression in your teenage years. Unfortunately, back in the darkages when you grew up, the techniques were not as refined as they could have been and you lost 40 IQ points instead. So, while I know that it is not your fault, I'm afraid I must admit to a sense of profound disgust when I see you struggling to think, type and drool at the same time. Yes, I am watching you. Right now.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 23:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so how's this going, anyhow?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-10 18:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please give me a chance
And allow me this dance
I'll show you a prance
If you pull down my pants
And start sucking my lance
Cause that's how I dance
Bitch
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me of things I don't like being reminded of.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why but this made giggle and blush.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-10 13:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I try to dance on the bed, I inevitably get my feet caught in the duvet and fall over.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-10 12:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:32:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I lost of year of my life just by reading this. And I'm not even in the Pit of Despair.
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The Princess Bride reference makes this better.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it because I imagined it all happening to me...
...if only someone liked me :*(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly Rump Ranger. You keep saying "she" but you mean "thorpe and/or williamson".
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hahaha
Good Luck ranger!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:32:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I lost of year of my life just by reading this. And I'm not even in the Pit of Despair.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I lost of year of my life just by reading this. And I'm not even in the Pit of Despair.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*dances furiously*
unban black scabbity tran!
WOOOO!! SUESS!!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly Rump Ranger. You keep saying "she" but you mean "thorpe and/or williamson".
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If it was Thorpe, I don't think that mistake is worth even noting.
If it was me, I'm flattered but spoken for Danger...
If it was someone else.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Good luck mate! You'll need it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Takes too long to open?!?!
Do I know the tune, Danger?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly Rump Ranger. You keep saying "she" but you mean "thorpe and/or williamson".
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, that was a waste of 45 seconds...