Star Wars and Pants (742 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1.66 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <confused_forever.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-10 14:47:00 EDT
Here are a few lines of Star Wars that the word "pants" was replaced in quotes. I was amused... but maybe I'm too easily.
Luke...I am your father!...Search your pants, Luke. You know it to be true.
These aren't the pants,you're looking for.
There isnt enough life on this ice cube to fill my pants
How did we get into these pants? I really don't know how.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
The Force is strong in my pants
But I was going to the pants-station to pick up some pants
I have a bad feeling in my pants...
"It's away!!!!"
"Did it go in?"
"Negative, negative. It just impacted on my pants."
I know there should be more content... whatever I'm not very smart and I need to clean the impact of my pants.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, come on. Really?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-10 18:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thank you orgasmotron.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take your pants off your head, people will think you are mad.
My Mum used to say that to me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When I see the lips running with red
And some blood on the sheets of the bed
I know I shouldn't poke, I should probably stroke
When I see the lips running with red
When I see a turtle head poking out
Or a Cosby that's starting to sprout
She's too full for my key, so it's jerking for me
When I see a turtle head poking out
When I see her mouth covered with sores
And there's pus oozing out of her pores
If she's down with the pox then I'll rub raw my cock
When I see her mouth covered with sores
When her breasts are all floppin' and free
Then it's off to Titfuck Honalee
For unless cancer comes, she'll be making me hum
When her breasts are all floppin' and free
WHEN IN DOUBT, SLIP BETWEEN THE MOUNTAINS.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm going to forward these to the writers of 'Spaceballs II - Dark Helmet's Revenge' - I'm sure they'll hire you!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I work at Burger King, making flame broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What were you thinking? I want your spleen on a plate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fist
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Yourself
Ourself
Urself
Rself
Self
Elf
Lf
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Dickshine
Ickshine
Ckshine
Kshine
Shine
Hine
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Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm realising I might be high...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:01:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO.... just no.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:55:21 (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:53:34 (#)
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The real ones are actually somewhat funny.
http://orgy.aaronland.net/spam/lists/25lines.html
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What a moron
Well, funnier, at least.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:55:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:53:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
The real ones are actually somewhat funny.
http://orgy.aaronland.net/spam/lists/25lines.html
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What a moron
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The real ones are actually somewhat funny.
http://orgy.aaronland.net/spam/lists/25lines.html
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate to agree with that idiot Retrospect but...Goddamn boy.
This is horrid.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sex? is it sex? i dont get that either.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont get it