An Old Dump To A Beautiful House - Camwhore of Merlina SO not Looking Her Best (2469 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2006-04-10 15:27:12 EDT
My weekend.
Every weekend
Is working. And you know what - I love it.
I cannot recommend enough to people to get their money, pool it with a friend if necessary and buy a house to refurbish. Myself and The Bloke do it and I'll tell you what - it's far more fun than you may think. And you can even earn a fair bit of money.
We're just finishing the last room on the current house and are looking at having this one rented out. It a huge Victorian house with 3 double bedrooms, high ceilings, two bathrooms, seven fireplaces (all restored) and it finally is beginning to look amazing.
Okay there were some bits I didn't like - for example cleaning then painting a pink cornice white on a ceiling in a room that is twice the size of me. It's a long way up I promise you.
Restoring the front door was tough... and living without a floor or ceiling was interesting for a while. I actually learnt to walk on a beam - along the joists with a plate of dinner in each hand. But every exhausting minute was fun.
All we have to do now is the pull out the old kitchen and put in the new one we chose the other day. The costs are low because we do all the work ourselves, from electrics, to plumbing, to plastering. The Bloke even designed a second bathroom which we fitted last year.
This house we'll rent out as it's in a prime place in London (good money) - and then we are going to buy another old dump and make it beautiful to sell and I am already excited before we've even finished this one.
There's something really good abut getting up at an ungodly hour of 5.30am on Saturday mornings, putting on the radio, grabbing a cup of tea and pulling on some old jeans. By 6pm you are admittedly, knackered...
BUT...
...you then shower and sit and eat your dinner with a glass of wine; your cheeks glowing with energy.
Your mind full of ideas for the next days work....
And the wonderful feeling of achievement.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-04 17:22:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:19:21 (#)
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huh? nothing is sexier than a woman putting up drywall. except, MAYBE, a woman taking down drywall. naked. with a hammer.
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Well I DID take out a stud wall with a sledgehammer..
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:19:21 EDT (#)
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huh? nothing is sexier than a woman putting up drywall. except, MAYBE, a woman taking down drywall. naked. with a hammer.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:33:40 EDT (#)
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im in love with you.
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:12:29 EDT (#)
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christ if you want to feel good just do some heroin
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:30:49 EDT (#)
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MERLINA PLEASE EMAIL ME!! brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:36:58 EDT (#)
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I envy you.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:15:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:13:54 (#)
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I love watching those makeover programms on TV. Haven't got the patience to actually live in chaos though.
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They're excellent. The greater the lack of expertise the better
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:08:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:47:10 (#)
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Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:20:45 (#)
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I like how you covered your ass by saying youre not looking your best.
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This comment shows your age.
Badly.
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YEAH I NO THAT OLD GEEZER SUX @LIFE WOOOO WOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:47:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:20:45 (#)
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I like how you covered your ass by saying youre not looking your best.
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This comment shows your age.
Badly.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:42:28 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Boon
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aww you poor chap..
You're still getting jerked off by your mama hey?
bless you little boy. One day hey?
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:20:45 EDT (#)
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I like how you covered your ass by saying youre not looking your best.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:15:34 EDT (#)
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asdf
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:26:36 EDT (#)
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teh hotness
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 13:08:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:23:24 (#)
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I *heart* you, Jules. I've never taken on a project as big as refurbishing an entire house (and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be able to let it go... that would be MINE gonddamnit)
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Yeah its hard to say goodbye but too busy looking forward to the next!
Well done on the quilt. Thats lovely..
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:47:51 EDT (#)
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Just remember, blue wire and red wire DO NOT MIX...
I did that once, fried an entire circut in the house...
No harm to me, though.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:23:41 EDT (#)
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you're roughly # 120 or something like that.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:23:24 EDT (#)
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I *heart* you, Jules. I've never taken on a project as big as refurbishing an entire house (and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be able to let it go... that would be MINE gonddamnit) but I can completely understand the satisfaction you feel from doing it yourself. I made the quilt that I have on my bed, and every time I look at it, I feel a swell of pride for making it. Same for the entertainment center in my living room. I made it, too.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:07:51 EDT (#)
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right here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-04-11 11:30:53 EDT (#)
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sounds like fun.
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-04-11 11:17:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:10:09 (#)
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P.S. Here in the states you can't do the wiring yourself or it won't pass code. Random fun fact that you didn't need and probably didn't care about.
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Yes you can, I wired my whole house and i'm no electrician. You just need to live in a small town with very lax building codes.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-11 10:24:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-11 08:40:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:32:49 (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:29:20 (#)
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I'm sure you do plenty of "work" on the house.
Aka, scrubbing the floor and fucking with the plants. The poor guy must be exhausted.
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Excuse me?
You don't believe I can do plastering.. or fit floor joists... or install a shower? I assure you we both work on the house. I can, and, do as much as he does.
Sexist feck.
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 07:21:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-04-11 07:17:31 (#)
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Congrats! Usually when someone gets married they pack them on. Way to set the new standard.
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oh hey thanks...
I'm not married though. *shudder*.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-04-11 07:17:31 EDT (#)
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Congrats! Usually when someone gets married they pack them on. Way to set the new standard.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 07:12:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-04-11 07:09:40 (#)
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Did you lose weight? Lookin good!
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Thanks. Lost about a 22 pounds so far, since January.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-04-11 07:09:40 EDT (#)
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Did you lose weight? Lookin good!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:58:51 EDT (#)
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I wish I was tied up in your cellar.
*sobs*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:58:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:55:42 (#)
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WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIT???
Why doesn't he post or review here anymore?
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I have him tied up in my cellar. Since been bricked up. You don't hear him shouting much anymore...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:50:42 (#)
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blah blah blah...
That, and when we flung poo at Chsiwell Manor late at night back in 96.
We got in real rouble for that stunt.
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You didn't really did you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:55:42 EDT (#)
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WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIT???
Why doesn't he post or review here anymore?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:54:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:51:44 (#)
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Oy vey.
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oh Phuzzy.. you do make me smile.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:51:44 EDT (#)
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"Chsiwell"?
"rouble"?
Oy vey.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:50:42 EDT (#)
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The closest I've ever come to turning a dump into a beautiful house is having a number 2 in the guest loo at Buckingham Palace, whilst onna tour.
That, and when we flung poo at Chsiwell Manor late at night back in 96.
We got in real rouble for that stunt.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:49:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:33:28 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:31:28 (#)
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I've added this picture to my "special" collection.
Does that creep you out?
Good!
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No but I find it HILARIOUS.. I look bloody SEXY!
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Exactly, that's what I was trying to tell you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:44:55 EDT (#)
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Not at all weird.
For the post-ops.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:44:13 EDT (#)
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I once turned an old dump into a beautiful house.
How I got kicked out of art class
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:43:51 EDT (#)
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And Caul asked everyone else what I was working on rather than me. Did he assume I wouldn't know?
(an Aquapanel tile backing board made of glass reinforced cementboard).
Is it so odd for a woman to do things like this? and enjoy it?
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Statistically it is. Also I believe that whenever Caul has a gap in his knowledge he wants filled he always asks everybody in a very general way. It's a reasonable thing to do as often when people ask me direct questions that I do not know, I simply lie.
Anyway, point is he does it to everybody in any situation when he wants to find stuff out. I wouldn't take it personally.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:39:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:10:15 (#)
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How do you call in english that sheet that she's screwing against the wall
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And Caul asked everyone else what I was working on rather than me. Did he assume I wouldn't know?
(an Aquapanel tile backing board made of glass reinforced cementboard).
Is it so odd for a woman to do things like this? and enjoy it?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:38:58 EDT (#)
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Excuse me?
You don't believe I can do plastering.. or fit floor joists... or install a shower? I assure you we both work on the house. I can, and, do as much as he does.
Sexist feck.
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It's true, I've seen him. He's a pretty boy who looks like a day of hard work would snap in like the HHH pencils he uses for his intricate 'designs'. The man is built like a javelin and looks just as sinister what with that goatee of his.
Unless I'm thinking of somebody else that is. It all blurs.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:33:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:31:28 (#)
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I've added this picture to my "special" collection.
Does that creep you out?
Good!
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No but I find it HILARIOUS.. I look bloody AWFUL
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:29:20 (#)
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I'm sure you do plenty of "work" on the house.
Aka, scrubbing the floor and fucking with the plants. The poor guy must be exhausted.
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Excuse me?
You don't believe I can do plastering.. or fit floor joists... or install a shower? I assure you we both work on the house. I can, and, do as much as he does.
Sexist feck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:31:28 EDT (#)
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I've added this picture to my "special" collection.
Does that creep you out?
Good!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:29:20 EDT (#)
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I'm sure you do plenty of "work" on the house.
Aka, scrubbing the floor and fucking with the plants. The poor guy must be exhausted.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:18:59 EDT (#)
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Awesome!
Going to hold you to that.
And if you don't, Merlina (if that is your real name, which I realise I know it isn't), don't forget, I know where you live.
London.
In the house with zombies wondering around because there's no place to store them.
IT'S A HEALTH AND SAFETY RISK NOT HAVING ONE
When I get a house I'm going to need about an extra seven or eight rooms for all the ones I'm planning on having.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:18:10 EDT (#)
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Aren't breasticles lovely?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:13:54 EDT (#)
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I love watching those makeover programms on TV. Haven't got the patience to actually live in chaos though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:06:33 (#)
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Can you build a zombie storage?
Be a wise investment. They increase property value by roughly infinite%
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I'll think about it.
No really.
I will.....
*raises eyebrows*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:06:33 EDT (#)
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Can you build a zombie storage?
Be a wise investment. They increase property value by roughly infinite%.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 06:03:40 EDT (#)
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Nath it was only a mouse home.. one from about 1970 if the ripped up Green Shield stamps and old Beano comics were anything to go by!
Not found anything else sadly.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:49:39 EDT (#)
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Proportional? Thank you.
but 36DD is not massive. Big yes, but not 'massive'
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They're enormous. If you ever breastfeed children you'll probably have to give them a straw.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:40:09 EDT (#)
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What was it???
Treasure room?
Murder study?
Old swimming pool?
Orgy barn?
Zombie storage? Please say zombie storage!
Unless it's Pac-Man related, which I can't see it being. Which is the main reason I don't believe in anyone having a happy life before the late 70's.
Except hippies.
And Jesus, because let's face it, growing up saying "my dad can smite your dad" is the key to all happiness.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:35:31 EDT (#)
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THATS HAWT
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:30:42 (#)
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You found, even, found the hidden room/hallway/war room yet?
It's not a proper old house if there isn't one.
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oh yes
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:31:13 EDT (#)
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You sound the hidden room/hallway/war room yet?
It's not a proper old house if there isn't one.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:30:42 EDT (#)
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You found, even, found the hidden room/hallway/war room yet?
It's not a proper old house if there isn't one.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:30:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:28:22 (#)
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It's cause you've got massive jugs innit? That and a body that's proportional.
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Proportional? Thank you.
but 36DD is not massive. Big yes, but not 'massive'
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:28:22 EDT (#)
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It's cause you've got massive jugs innit? That and a body that's proportional.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:28:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:52:31 (#)
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HURRAY FOR MANLY BRITISH WOMEN :-D
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AAAGGHHRGHRGGGHH
I AM NOT BRITISH
bejeazus...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:27:43 EDT (#)
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Now I REALLY don't understand guys. No make up, hair pulled back, oldest jeans & vest on..
Men are strange.
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Men hate make up. It's grimy and tastes of copper.
Power tools though... mmmm... tungsten...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:24:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:17:51 (#)
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Because it's a hot picture of chick using a power drill.
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Now I REALLY don't understand guys. No make up, hair pulled back, oldest jeans & vest on..
Men are strange.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:17:51 EDT (#)
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Because it's a hot picture of chick using a power drill.
That's why. :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:01:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-11 04:10:04 (#)
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can you fix one of those up for me ? Ill give you the money to fix it and Ill continue sitting at home getting stoned watching Takeshis Castle.
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ha ha ha.
No.
I'll teach you how to do plumbing & plastering etc if you want to come over and watch though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:00:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 04:05:15 (#)
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No Comment.
Becasue I'm speechless.
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why speechless?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-04-11 04:31:13 EDT (#)
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"Does everyone know what time it is?"
TOOLTIME!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-11 04:10:04 EDT (#)
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can you fix one of those up for me ? Ill give you the money to fix it and Ill continue sitting at home getting stoned watching Takeshis Castle.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-11 04:05:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment.
Becasue I'm speechless.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-11 03:03:42 EDT (#)
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If there's time before you and The bloke sod off after the Royal Albert Hall on friday I wanna looksee at the place now. I mean, sure it gave me fucked up dreams sleeping in a room with no loft hatch and yeah, I still have splinters in the soles of my feet from being foolishly polite and not wearing my shoes in a house covered in a fine layer of plasterboard and wood chips but we bonded. We really did.
It must look wicked by now. It's lovely place.
And what I mean by all this is can you sort me out a cheap room?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 01:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:33:05 (#)
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Seven fireplaces? Don't you have a furnace?? Jebus!
That's an awesome undertaking. Show us before and after pics!!
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Old Victorian Houses have fireplaces in every room including all the bedrooms and even the hallway.
I've have before and afterpics, will post.
oh and glad I'm not the only Gabriel fan here!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-10 23:41:28 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for all the Peter Gabriel talk and Hot chick with power tool...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:33:05 EDT (#)
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Seven fireplaces? Don't you have a furnace?? Jebus!
That's an awesome undertaking. Show us before and after pics!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-10 20:45:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:53:20 (#)
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Is there anything hotter than that?
I think not.
Well, she COULD have been sitting on my rod while she nailed into another stud. That would have probably qualified.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:53:20 EDT (#)
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Is there anything hotter than that?
I think not.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:40:57 EDT (#)
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'not looking her best' - ?!?!?
pah
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:20:50 EDT (#)
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I used to love it when it rained at the home depot (no caps cuz i hate them) It was the only time I got to drive the big forklift to get the moulding and hardibacker out of the moisture.
and i loved breaking pallets... though I do more car repair than home repair, I rent currently.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:10:09 EDT (#)
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I love you.
P.S. Here in the states you can't do the wiring yourself or it won't pass code. Random fun fact that you didn't need and probably didn't care about.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-10 18:45:49 EDT (#)
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one post per...
i know, i know, stfu simple...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:41:31 EDT (#)
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It's called DuraRock, HardiBoard, BlackBoard and so on...for tile and or other wet areas...Sheetrock comes 4x8 at a minimum...this material is typically 3 x 5
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:18:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:12:33 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:10:15 (#)
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How do you call in english that sheet that she's screwing against the wall. Officially, we frogs are supposed to say "mur de gypse" but in our retarded bastardized version of frenglish we call it "cheebrock" but I never actually knew the real name in english. Does it look anything like cheebrock? Google has been of no help.
This would answer a life long interrogation.
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sheetrock
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SO THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK CHEEBROCK IS COMING FROM!!! *SHEDS TEARS OF UNCOVERED ETYMOLOGY*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:17:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:10:15 (#)
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How do you call in english that sheet that she's screwing against the wall. Officially, we frogs are supposed to say "mur de gypse" but in our retarded bastardized version of frenglish we call it "cheebrock" but I never actually knew the real name in english. Does it look anything like cheebrock? Google has been of no help.
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It's an Aquapanel tile backing board for building a bathroom wall which in effect is a glass reinforced cementboard.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:12:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:10:15 (#)
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How do you call in english that sheet that she's screwing against the wall. Officially, we frogs are supposed to say "mur de gypse" but in our retarded bastardized version of frenglish we call it "cheebrock" but I never actually knew the real name in english. Does it look anything like cheebrock? Google has been of no help.
This would answer a life long interrogation.
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sheetrock
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:10:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:01:18 (#)
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What's the tattoo of on your shoulder?
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A jack-hammer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:10:15 EDT (#)
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How do you call in english that sheet that she's screwing against the wall. Officially, we frogs are supposed to say "mur de gypse" but in our retarded bastardized version of frenglish we call it "cheebrock" but I never actually knew the real name in english. Does it look anything like cheebrock? Google has been of no help.
This would answer a life long interrogation.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you kidding me? SO hot.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Breasts AND power tools.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:01:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the tattoo of on your shoulder?
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A fairy.
I believe in fairies. They rock.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-10 17:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the tattoo of on your shoulder?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chicks with powertools are sooooo hot
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:55:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
whats a double bedroom?
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Um.. just a large bedroom really, like the parents would have. Single bedrooms are more for a child and often only fits a single (small) bed.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whats a double bedroom?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
AFTER YOU'RE DONE WITH THOSE WALL SECTIONS...YOU'LL CHANGE MY OIL AND START DIGGING THE HOLE FOR MY SWIMMING POOL. SOME TEA WOULD AND SABLÉS WOULD BE NICE TOO. HURRAY FOR MANLY BRITISH WOMEN :-D
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ha ha ha ha
I'm right on it sir.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ... a girl who CUTS HER OWN GLORYHOLES!!!
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*FAINTS*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AFTER YOU'RE DONE WITH THOSE WALL SECTIONS...YOU'LL CHANGE MY OIL AND START DIGGING THE HOLE FOR MY SWIMMING POOL. SOME TEA WOULD AND SABLÉS WOULD BE NICE TOO. HURRAY FOR MANLY BRITISH WOMEN :-D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for using the prototype 64V Black and Decker drill and living through it.
Seriously, the thing has a freaking hand guard on it. Is that so you don't cut your fingers when you are drilling through 1/2 inch thick adamantium and punch right through it??
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I'd already used a counter sinker drill bit, so it couldn't slip and I had to drill right through the aquapanel and about about a half inch through the wodden baton behnd it..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
you wacky English with your DIY craze - now I have to listen to Peter Gabriel
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oooh...Peter Gabriel is one hell of a cool dude
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for using the prototype 64V Black and Decker drill and living through it.
Seriously, the thing has a freaking hand guard on it. Is that so you don't cut your fingers when you are drilling through 1/2 inch thick adamantium and punch right through it??
Oh, and also because I want you to be my baby's momma.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you wacky English with your DIY craze - now I have to listen to Peter Gabriel
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're one sexy chick.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:59:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
ya know they have dildo attachments, i'll see if i can find some.
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its been known for me to attach a kitchen whip thingy to whip cream, using that electric drill
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:53:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
that's a huge drill.
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Needed to be - was cutting through an aquapanel onto wooden batons I'd screwed onto the brickwork and they're tough
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ya know they have dildo attachments, i'll see if i can find some.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:53:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ... a girl who CUTS HER OWN GLORYHOLES!!!
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that's a huge drill.
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But it's making a tiny hole.
Must be a glory hole for Apollo, then...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ... a girl who CUTS HER OWN GLORYHOLES!!!
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that's a huge drill.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ... a girl who CUTS HER OWN GLORYHOLES!!!
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HAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jules, you could wear a moo moo made out of toenail clippings and still be hawt. It almost makes ME jealous.
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thank you
*blush*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ... a girl who CUTS HER OWN GLORYHOLES!!!
(Here's to sharing home improvement blues...)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jules, you could wear a moo moo made out of toenail clippings and still be hawt. It almost makes ME jealous.
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Yes, because Berty longs to look good in moo moos
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*looks tearily out of window*
Someday...
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should be doing your remodeling in you bra and panties if you want to keep my interest.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jules, you could wear a moo moo made out of toenail clippings and still be hawt. It almost makes ME jealous.
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Yes, because Berty longs to look good in moo moos
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:36:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY CHRIST, DOES YOUR MAN NOT CARE FOR YOUR CARPAL TUNNELS? THEY HAVE SCREW GUNS THAT WEIGH A THIRD OF WHAT THAT MONSTER WEIGHS!!
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that's my baby! (the elec screwdriver)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jules, you could wear a moo moo made out of toenail clippings and still be hawt. It almost makes ME jealous.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:29:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, that's hot.
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really? blimey...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY CHRIST, DOES YOUR MAN NOT CARE FOR YOUR CARPAL TUNNELS? THEY HAVE SCREW GUNS THAT WEIGH A THIRD OF WHAT THAT MONSTER WEIGHS!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd talk about life with you. And then maybe make out. Oh who am I kidding? We'd totally make out.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know it gets cold over there but SEVEN fireplaces???? Jesus Christ.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, i so want to lick your girly muscles.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Breasts AND power tools.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:29:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, that's hot.
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It's like that music video.
Don't forget to put a bar in there somewhere. We'll need that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what I did on both homes I've purchased. Feels fine to stand back at the end and know that every part of it was done because of your own work.
huh
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-10 15:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, that's hot.