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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-10 20:09:04 EDT


FOLLOWED ON FROM YESTERDAY


Henry stared at the prison cell wall, he knew he had just 3 days to prove he was innocence but the question was 'how'?

He had a meeting with the pastor at 10am the next day. For tonight he would just try to sleep in the cold fatal cell with no blankets or heat.

Jim Flanagan slept like a log though, he always did - people who care about nothing have nothing to worry about so they sleep just fine.

In the morning the pastor arrived, he had known Henry all his life and knew he wouldn't kill anyone especially not Daisy, but there he was a convicted man in leg irons - he certainly looked a criminal know.

'Father I did not do this terrible thing you must believe me do you believe me'

Henry was weeping now, something he swore he would not do ever since his father died and he took over as the man of the house.

'Henry my son, I have known you all your life and I know you wouldn't kill anyone especially Daisy but why don't you tell me the truth'

'alright I will, woooooo'

Henry sucked in a deep breathe

'I followed Daisy down to that riverbed, and that's where I saw jim flanagan'

'jim Flanagan?'

'Jim Flanagan.... Anyway he did all those awful things and all I could do was hold her beautiful body until she passed away, then the whole farm appeared and I was left looking red handed'

'well son, did you know Jim Flanagn is in here in a cell just down from you?'

'Darn it, I could kill him with my bare hands father bless the lord I could'

'you might just get your chance Henry but first we need him to confess - I am smart so I'll think of the plan okay goodbye'

Henry slept that night like a log, why you might ask? Because he didn't have to care about being hanged anymore - the pastor would think of a plan and he would be out.

NEXT DAY

'Well Jimmy Flanagan I am never surprised to see you in jail'

said the pastor

'Get outta here pastor I don't needs me know lord, I prays to tha devil'

Jim said in an angry tone

'Well heck Jim, I just wanted you to know what Henry over there was saying - that crazy boy says you killed miss daisy and now he is gonna be hanged for it he is crazy ain't he - not too many spots left at the hanging ceremony though, you liked that miss daisy. Would you like to see that no good son of a ___ get hanged?'

said the pastor

'Sure is pastor, sure is. Y'know what ? I wanna come to his hangin... can you arrange that there for me pastor?'

'I will do that for you Jim'

The pastor hurried off the wardens office, his plan had worked! Now to lure Jim into the trap...

The pastor pleaded with the warden - his plan was so simple an idiot could think of it.

'So you want me to do a fake hanging today, and then after Henry is dead you think Jim Flanagn will own up to the murder?'

'Yes Warden. I know of his innocence and if I am wrong you just hang him tomorrow like you were going to anyway. Please warden, remember how I have helped you over the years do this in the name of the church'

'okay Pastor I will start the fake hanging right now'

PART 3 COMING LATER THIS WEEK


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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-07 02:16:31 EDT (#)
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'Henry my son, I have known you all your life and I know you wouldn't kill anyone especially Daisy but why don't you tell me the truth'

'alright I will, woooooo'

Henry sucked in a deep breathe
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Shakespeare

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:13:16 EDT (#)
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
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stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:24:49 EDT (#)
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