N00berfest - A Song For Uber (1567 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: captainthorns_music
Rating: 1.58 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-04-11 15:26:56 EDT
so liek hey all you guys i've been hanging around uber for a while and some of you are reallly mean!!roller1xosozors! but anyways my friends and i reaelly liek this german boy band called Die Prinzen anbd i wanted to share there hit song "Millionär" with you all so tell me what you think. they are the shit no? oh and theis is my first post too so i know some that of you will 2- die me but i don't care
peace out
p.ss. if any of you speak german good can you please tell me what their saying?thank you
Die_Prinzen___Millionar.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-26 15:52:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-26 11:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
he he he
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Wow, talk about a random post rating after a long dormancy. Thanks!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-26 11:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he he he
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever seen the musik video? Tis a scary thought indeed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:04:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
this one made me laugh
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PAULA!
You've returned from the dead and are reading my posts again! Where've you been?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
this one made me laugh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're back in my good graces, if only temporarily.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What amuses me most is that you actually have access to this song... but nice
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...go RED sox, woo!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:26:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S WARM
NIPPLES ARE THE BODYGUARDS THAT KEEP ME SAFE FROM HARM
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT BLACK
NIPPLES FRESH AT DAWN
NIPPLES ARE THE SPRINKLER SYSTEMS WATERING MY LAWN
NIPPLES ON DOLPH LUNDGREN'S CHEST
NIPPLES WHEN I CRY
NIPPLES CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW FROM THIS -2 DIE
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Your translation is more accurate than mine :(
GO WHITE SOX WOO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S WARM
NIPPLES ARE THE BODYGUARDS THAT KEEP ME SAFE FROM HARM
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT BLACK
NIPPLES FRESH AT DAWN
NIPPLES ARE THE SPRINKLER SYSTEMS WATERING MY LAWN
NIPPLES ON DOLPH LUNDGREN'S CHEST
NIPPLES WHEN I CRY
NIPPLES CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW FROM THIS -2 DIE
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:25:52 EDT (#)
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Basically, he's saying: I would like very much to be a millionaire. Also, he describes possible ways of getting rich. Robbing a bank, becoming a doctor...
I can't give an exact translation though.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There was way too much slang in that song
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My German is rusty:
Ich war' so gerne Millionar (I want to be a millionaire)
dann war mein Konto niemals leer. (Then my account wouldn't be empty)
Ich war' so gerne Millionar - millionenschwer. (I want to be a millionaire - *I don't think that last word isn't translatable, it's like millionaireheavy*)
Ich war' so gerne Millionar (I want to be a millionaire)
Geld. Geld. Geld... (Money. Money. Money)
Ich hab' kein Geld, hab' keine Ahnung (I have no money, no idea)
doch hab' 'n grosses Maul! (but I have a big mouth)
Bin weder Doktor noch Professor, (I'm not a doctor nor a professor)
aber ich bin stinkend faul! (But I'm stinking dirty)
Ich habe keine reiche Freundin (I don't have a rich girlfriend)
und keinen reichen Freund (and no rich friends)
von viel Kohle (with lots of cash)
hab' ich bisher leider nur getraumt. (so far I can unfortunatly only dream)
Was soll ich tun? Was soll ich machen? (What am I to do? What should I do?)
Bin von Kummer schon halb krank, (I am sick from grief)
hab' mir schon ein paar Mal aberlegt, (I've tried to save a few times)
vielleicht knackst du eine Bank. (perhaps you'll break the bank)
Doch das ist leider sehr gefahrlich (But this is unfortunatly dangerous)
bestimmt werd' ich gefasst, (I'm determined to be prepared)
und ausserdem bin ich doch ehrlich (and otherwise I am honest)
und will nicht in den Knast! (I don't want to end up in jail)
Ich war' so gerne Millionar
dann war mein Konto niemals leer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar - millionenschwer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar
Knete. Knete. Knete.... (Knead. Knead. Knead)
Es gibt so viele reiche Witwen, (There are so many rich widows)
die begehr'n mich sehr; (they pester me a lot *guess*)
Sie sind so scharf auf meinen Karper (They are so hard on my body *I'm guessing Körper is spelt wrong, or it's slang I don't know)
doch den geb' ich nich' her. (but they don't give me any)
Ich glaub', das ward' ich nicht verkraften, (I believe, that I won't bear)
um keinen Preis der Welt, (no price in the world)
deswegen werd' ich lieber Popstar (therefore I'd rather be a popstar)
und schwimm' in meinem Geld! (and swim in my money)
Geld.Geld.Geld...
Ich war' so gerne Millionar
dann war mein Konto niemals leer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar - millionenschwer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar.
ahhh... (Apollo is a cunt)
Ich war' so gerne Millionar
dann war mein Konto niemals leer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar - millionenschwer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar
dann war mein Konto niemals leer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar - millionenschwer.
Ich war' so gerne Millionar.
Millionar
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would happily translate, but I can't open this at work, the IT guy will smack me. (he's really old and I don't think he actually understands MODERN computers, he thinks every download will bring a world of worms and viruses to the network) I'll see if I can crack it open when I get home tonight.
In the meantime,
-2 DIE n00b!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 DIE YOU FAG
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, is it Thursday already?
Shitty bandwagon.
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I disagree. this is the best bandwagon in quite some time.
Except for the national cleavage day thing going on last week.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, is it Thursday already?
Shitty bandwagon.
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Awww, what's da matter, widdle man? Did somebunny run out of jam?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
leavging
hahahaha
Grow a sense of humor jay. This is an awesome bandwagon.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll be back. They all come back.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, is it Thursday already?
Shitty bandwagon.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:50:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go cut yourself dipshit.
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OMG like you aer so mean scourge! i'm LEAVGING! fuk uber
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go cut yourself dipshit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shadow does
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:48:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:35:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I LOVE LOTHAR HE IS TEH CUTEST OF THE PRINCES!!!!!1111
(seriously, that song his halarious, imagine ghey, German, Beach Boys musik - roxxorz!)
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So, you understand the lyrics? Please enlighten us!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:41:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
thx for -2ing my post,doche
i hope yoo get teh ghey buttsecks and die.
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fuck youz all you aer all mean and im gonna -2 all of your posts until you rate me better!!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:45:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:41:59 EDT (#)
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just playing!!!
This made me want to strap on my LOLLERS!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thx for -2ing my post,doche
i hope yoo get teh ghey buttsecks and die.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I LOVE LOTHAR HE IS TEH CUTEST OF THE PRINCES!!!!!1111
(seriously, that song his halarious, imagine ghey, German, Beach Boys musik - roxxorz!)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cleanfunnyjoke.com/index.php?b=21&t=1066
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:29:44 EDT (#)
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My boss is German (like off the boat) so I'm afraid to click in case there is profanity
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:28:52 EDT (#)
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Incidentally, I *am* serious on the p.s. - I don't understand a lick of German. Anyone understand this song? A friend sent it to me.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:28:32 EDT (#)
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ok, i fucking laughed.
you guys should quit it though.
rar.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats it!