NoobFest- meanies... (828 hits)
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Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2006-04-11 15:43:41 EDT
Why is SHlongy So mean?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is still a good one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-28 17:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bauahauahauahauahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The way it's typed is KEEPING me laughing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't had one of THESE in like, three weeks!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:47:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How many of THESE have you seen.
Well played.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think this bandwagon is stupid but this one made me laugh.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL LOL
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That rocked!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:30:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola wins.
I want to go to the Nooberversity of Ubersite, but I'm too old for addmissions.
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so you really shouldn't have bothered.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Step aside, everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. Dear
Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Lover
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In a former life he was nice. He has to balance it out.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha made me smile
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:02:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, is it Thursday already?
Shitty bandwagon.
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way to quote yourself dousche
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, is it Thursday already?
Shitty bandwagon.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Once, long ago, back before you were born,
Your mother and I met a man,
He smelled like a cornfield and had thinning hair,
His skin - unremarkably tan.
Your mother and I were out walking the streets,
An evening spent under the stars,
We made a wrong turn
And at once we both learned
That we'd stumbled 'cross some gay bars.
Out flew this man all disheveled and grinning
Blood on one side of his face,
The bouncers had bum rushed him right out the door:
A drunkard's, or debtor's, disgrace.
I ran to him quickly to lend him a hand
He got to his feet and he mumbled
Out from his mouth came a Red Sea of sperm,
Unparted, as if Moses fumbled.
The jizz flood it poured down his chin and his shirt
And gooped all across his torn slacks,
When his mouth was emptied he looked at us both
"I'm sorry for that, please relax."
"My name is Herb Shlongmann, but please, call me Shlong,
I come to these parts now and then,
You see, I've a habit I can't quite control:
I glory hole anon'mous men."
Your mom's glance shot sideways, she threw me a glare,
And sidestepped the puddle of white
That sat at the feet of our brand new friend Shlong,
All sticky and slick in the night.
I hate to be rude, son, by now you must know,
So I offered Shlongy my hand
We hailed a cab and sped off toward the town
To drink at the MGM Grand.
Shlong cleaned up well, I swear, quickly to boot,
By the time we arrived he was dapper,
He left my sight once as we entered the bar
But I'd found he'd run off to the crapper.
I hauled him away from the hole in the stall
Out from which a stiff cock was a-poking,
We sat at the bar and got shots of Jack D
And the three of us started a-smoking.
The ringlets of cancerpuffs danced 'round our heads
Ol' Shlong had a mighty fine halo,
He stiffed the bartender on tips every round
His ass, it was tighter than J-Lo's.
Shlong, all at once, stood up from the stool
Pronounced himself done with his drinks,
He ran his rough hands through my fine, raven hair
And he kissed my lips softly, then winked.
"Let's head to your place," he said to us both
And your mother just laughed and agreed,
I didn't know then, but I know too well now
They'd been plotting while I'd gone to pee.
Up in the room Shlongy undid my pants
Your mom took a seat in the corner
He showed me the ways of that unspoken love
He bugled my boy like Jack Horner.
Your mother just watched with a drink in her hand
Taking notes on a pad in her lap
Your mom, bless her heart, was a wonderful gal,
But before then her blowjobs were crap.
Those oral attractions, those feats of the tongue
Herb Shlongmann, he blew with the best,
He sucked all the moojuice right out of my cow
And spit it all 'cross your mom's breasts.
I couldn't quite thank Mr. Shlongy enough
For showing my wife how to suck
So I gave him the only thing that I could:
My sister, your aunt - Shlongy fucked.
So now when you look at your cousin JoAnn
Pray that our dear old Shlong rests in peace,
For not only did he save your folks' dying marriage
But he also helped father my niece.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fart in your general direction.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking noob this is Nooberfest not noobfest. you suck. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin'
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Jumpin' gene genies, moody james deanies goin'
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Mama knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
She's livin'in sin with a safety pin
She's goin' Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
I got some records from world war two
I'll play 'em just like me grand dad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Oh Shlongy sucks, yeah Shlongy sucks
So find a place
Grab a space
And yell and scream for more
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
Sh-ohio-longy!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have
to wait for another night.
-- Homer Simpson
Homers Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fucking made me smile. damn n00b. ;)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright I just saw the tear so here goes.
now shut up dipshit
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HA!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you could do better.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three people have now asked what is so funny.
Oh shit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I burst into laughter.