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n00berfest: What up, y'all? (1904 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.5 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-04-11 15:56:26 EDT


Hey guys- my names Jen and i been checkin' out uber for a long time. i figured it wuz time to say hi to all you crazy kids u know. neways, I have a question for u. I luv my BF lots, but i think we might be gettin to seroious and I want to get your opinion he is realy sweet but my dad sez hes a looser and he is smart do u think i should have sex wit him or is he to old for me? im 16 but i love him .hears our pic so you know what i look liek now LOL!!!!11 i know, -2 die but i wanted to say hi. later.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'M USING THIS AS YOUR UBERDIRECTORY PIC UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A NEW ONE.

OH FUCK CAPSLOCK OOPS NOT GONNA CHANGE IT NOW

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-02 15:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

because she is a superwhore

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-02 15:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I wanna know why she's wearing a cape.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:51:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:45:53 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-19 17:38:25 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. And is that rad1101 holding you?


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:45:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-19 17:38:25 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:47:14 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. And is that rad1101 holding you?


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You did, dear.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did I find this one or did you?

Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-19 18:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Y HELO THAR DORKSECKS?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-19 17:38:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:47:14 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. And is that Scourge holding you?


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-19 17:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hulk

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-07 16:54:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

You can see the strain in that guy's face from holding that emo beluga.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rachel Leigh Cook (yum) once said about her petite size,
"I'm not short, I'm space effecient."

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aha - it all makes sense *nods contemplatively*


He's the bit on teh side of course

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is simple_catalyst holding her.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:47:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. And is that Scourge holding you?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:45:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

NOT SACRILICIOUS
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Oh why lie little one?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge you big pillock. Hehe

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NOT SACRILICIOUS

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.

You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy. Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawSubmitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.
t in this picture Lishy.




Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
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You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are so hawt in this picture Lishy.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HICKIES FOR EVERYONE!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:09:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

I like tall women. I've never had one but I'd definatly like to try one.

They don't pass out as easily though :(
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Use larger doses of tranquliser Berty

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like tall women. I've never had one but I'd definatly like to try one.

They don't pass out as easily though :(

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:04:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

Never, ever done without good reason, red.

I am a lady *snicker* and I don't raise my hands to anyone unless they truly deserve it, or if they ask me to. It would generally only be in self-defense.
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If they ask you?


*images of whip and THAT voice*




hmmm


Actually, I mark easily. I don't mind the occasional nibble, but don't break the skin k? Some moderate to heavy bruising I can put up with too.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Never, ever done without good reason, red.

I am a lady *snicker* and I don't raise my hands to anyone unless they truly deserve it, or if they ask me to. It would generally only be in self-defense.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:48:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think crotch punching men should be outlawed.


It really really hurts.

---------------

Seconded.

-Dave

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think crotch punching men should be outlawed.


It really really hurts.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:17:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

Short is good.

Next time someone gives you shit about being short, you look them in the crotch and tell em Brendon "fuck you".
=======================
Agreed. Beyond the occasional "I wish I could reach that shelf without climbing up onto the counter", I've never really ever wished I was taller. I like being small. Plus, it makes a punch in the balls much easier to deliver.

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Short is good.

I'm sick of girls whining about wanting to be taller. Tallness is masculine, it's an affect of testosterone. But because of the fashion industry women think looking manly is good. Next time someone gives you shit about being short, you look them in the crotch and tell em Brendon "fuck you".

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-12 03:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to plus two every single fucking one of these when I've got a second. Best. Idea. Evar.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bandwagons normally suck but this one was a good idea.

Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cos right now i'm mind fucking that chick.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

My balls DO come up in conversation quite a bit.

Probably because I'm the one who brings them up.

BUT IT'S STILL CONVERSATION.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me that didn't involve your balls, Shlongy.

I'm smitten now.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't have a good mental picture of you, Sac...probably because you kiss so much ass in the FUPA posts that I just imagine you being...uh.....well, I'll try and be nice and just leave it as "not good".

But there's always a first time for Shlongy to be wrong about something...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm only 5 feet tall, silly..her arm alone is bigger than me.

But thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm going to go eat a pound of buttered bacon now.

*cries*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I got you pictured as roughly TWO of that chick..and she's not exactly swimming in svelteness.

I hope I'm wrong.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh and +2 for the chick aswell

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:03:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

I flaunt my genitals at you.

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baaaaaaaaaahahaha---hahahahahahhahaha-haha <chokes>

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry, shlong. I'm always disappointing you, aren't I?

:(

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Sadly enough, if that was really a picture of you I'd be thrilled.

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:15:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:02:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, is it Thursday already?

Shitty bandwagon.
============
U R SOOO GAY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U R OMG LIEK OMG

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I think I see nipple

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:05:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Me at first: "Jesus. Could this picture *BE* any bigger??
Me a couple seconds later: "OH yeah..."


SNAPALICIOUS.

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Says it all.

-Dave

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should definately hace teh seX with him. Just fuck him with you're daddies dildo!1onexhift!q

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Me at first: "Jesus. Could this picture *BE* any bigger??
Me a couple seconds later: "OH yeah..."


SNAPALICIOUS.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It would have been better had that been a picture of you.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post made me cringe.

I didn't appreciate that.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YAAAY! I loves you ghola!!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rate the poster, not the post!!!
:)

pie gets a +2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't know, wifey.

See? I'm -2ing myself now.

ENJOY YOUR PIE.

*weeeeeeeps*

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:30:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

ghola wins.

I want to go to the Nooberversity of Ubersite, but I'm too old for addmissions.


-----------
so you really shouldn't have bothered.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BITCH!!!!11111


I luv u neway wifey

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm sorry wifey.

i hate thursdays for just this reason.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ungh... that made me gag a little

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can see the strain in that guy's face from holding that emo beluga.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Upon the thund'rous, rolling sea a captain steered his ship
Screaming at the ocean as he gripped the wooden wheel
"IS THAT ALL? IS THAT YER BEST? METHINKS YE'VE SPARED THE WHIP!"
Called he for his favorite whore, on whom he copped a feel.

Blushed, she, as he fondled her - she knew he loved her best
List'ning as he raised his voice and chided so the sea,
"TEN FOOT WAVES AND TWELVE KNOT WINDS? OF THIS YE SURELY JEST!
THIS WON'T SINK THE GOOD SHIP BUTTSECKS AND IT WON'T KILL ME!"

Nipple-twists were harder now - she noticed his mouth frothing,
Saw the way his knuckles whitened as he pulled and turned,
Seaspray coasted o'er the deck and brought them both to coughing
Payment from the ocean, surely so for being spurned.

"NO ONE MAKES THE CAPTAIN COUGH!" the man roared in the night,
Piloting his wooden craft through wind and storm and rain,
Caught he, then, his whore's gold locks and pushed with all his might
Kneeling down she went to work to ease her captain's pain.

The captain lost control the moment that he felt his 'o'
Hands let go of helm and sent the ship straight to the rocks,
So the Good Ship Buttsecks sank, but not from sea nor foe,
No, 'twas booty killed the beast...leave women at the docks.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:21 (#)
Ranking: 1

I just got done making my enormous picture. Damn you, you bitch.


AND, I demand to know the name of the girl in that picture.
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HAHA I BEAT YOU.

I do not know personally this lady in the underoo like garments.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the best one.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh giant piocture

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeh I +2d myself LOLOLOL!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:02:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, is it Thursday already?

Shitty bandwagon.
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U R SOOO GAY

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FYI: This picture is NOT Sacrilicious.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fun-E as fuk. Lololo!!!11!

Nice touch with the huge JPG.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 DIE





























Alter

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is that you in the picture?

Either way, I'd fuck that six ways from Sunday.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I flaunt my genitals at you.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i think you should probably ditch this guy and just have sex with your father.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, is it Thursday already?

Shitty bandwagon.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I just got done making my enormous picture. Damn you, you bitch.


AND, I demand to know the name of the girl in that picture.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dislike the yellow cups too .

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean which one's the girl.
Whatev.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ugly Pc. Dog.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So which one's the guy?

Show us yer tits.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you got a hella long left arm.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ballgame.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Like the MASSIVE PICTURE touch.


Come here, you little raven!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror