n00berfest : First psot and camwore (1041 hits)
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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2006-04-11 17:41:28 EDT
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:42:28 EDT (#)
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WTF, IM NOT READING ALL THAT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JAY PEG INVADES LONDON IN JANUARY!
LOCALS FLEE IN HORROR AND THROW PASTRIES IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO SLOW HIM DOWN!
:-)
Looks like the 17th-23rd of Jan, moleflunkie.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I relax my eyes while staring at your post I can see the distinct outline of a Klingon Bird of Prey.
That IS what you were going for right??
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:53:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:55:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, THIS was good.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too long.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hehehe
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, THIS was good.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-12 03:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck I think bogeys just came out of my nose. This is the best one.
This morning wasn't going so well, now I'm in a good mood.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I'm giving this a +2.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:20:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I'm giving this a +2.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:43:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
This one and SRs are in competition for first place.
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I agree. I still think this whole thing is retarded though.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This gave me more of a laugh than the rest of them.
Go you.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snapsational
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I'm giving this a +2.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU can get away with this.
The rest?
Fuck them.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really laughed very hard at this, but I am strongly against acronyms.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:20:59 EDT (#)
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hahaha
This is a beautiful way to end my day. Thanks Dave.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:05:06 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR ALL CAPS POST DENIAL!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:50:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
SWING AND A MISS
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WODRSAND PICTURE ???????????????
IPRESSEDSUBMUT ADN THEN GOT SOME STOOPID MASSAGE
-dAVE
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on Dave.
You only post occassionally, at leat make it worthwhile when you do.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT. WANNA CYBER?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, this was sort of perfect.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When in the course of human events
The time draws near when the herd must be culled, the ranks thinned
Father Bunyan appears, stranglin' hands at the ready.
I suggest you start a-runnin', runnin' now,
My eyes have seen his work, and his grip is firm and steady.
Never has one lame, young, feeble, old or sick escaped his grasp,
One by one he takes them, hushing them to their journey with the boatman,
Their necks as thin as sticks.
Remember, then, how this could have been avoided,
Every man makes his choice, cooks up a meal that he will eat alone,
And you have steamed quite the platefull.
Did you think that this quickeyed existence would suffice?
Instead of effort, sloth?
No promise, no future, no semblance of the fear of God that every mortal creature possesses?
Go now, hurry, for Bunyan is coming.
Asphyxiation is a terrible way to go,
Losing your sight, your taste, your very breath,
Laughter filling your ears as you feel your windpipe shatter.
Take only your valued possession,
He will take you, but you will have a head start,
A list he keeps, your name writ in dried blood mixed with spit,
The last remnants of a life poorly lived.
OMG SECRET CODEZORZ
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one and SRs are in competition for first place.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:42:54 EDT (#)
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I was waiting for something like this.
Bravo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SWING AND A MISS