If I weren't a noob... (718 hits)
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Submitted by cha-chi (View user info) at 2006-04-11 21:01:05 EDT
If I were Orgasmatron I would be a bard. Bards are cool and get lots of hot women. Unfortunately these women have anal rape fetishes and want to stick broom sticks in your ass. Tough luck.
Here's a haiku I wrote about it:
Orgasmatron should,
Be a bard of many songs
And avoid broomsticks
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Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:15:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:04:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:32:17 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:53:39 (#)
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Funny, I detect no whine there.
I see a hint of sarcasm, a dash of playful arrogance and just a smidge of disdain.
No whining, though.
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God, you're really bad at this.
Playful arrogance?
Reread what you've typed and explain how it's playful arrogance.
You should've been a blowjob.
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ghola PWNS
she's been in rare form lately.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-12 01:10:43 EDT (#)
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Just what we need, another member of the daily circle-jerk.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:36:09 EDT (#)
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ha.
haha.
hahaha.
etc.
whit space of DOOM!
dumbass.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:33:00 EDT (#)
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maybe no one will notice?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:53:39 (#)
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Funny, I detect no whine there.
I see a hint of sarcasm, a dash of playful arrogance and just a smidge of disdain.
No whining, though.
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God, you're really bad at this.
Playful arrogance?
Reread what you've typed and explain how it's playful arrogance.
You should've been a blowjob.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 23:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you -2 another chapter of The Legend of the Orgasmatron, Son of Bruce Willis.
I won't stand for it.
But I will sit.
On a broomstick.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surprisingly worth my time.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:56:31 EDT (#)
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-2 die
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:53:39 EDT (#)
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Funny, I detect no whine there.
I see a hint of sarcasm, a dash of playful arrogance and just a smidge of disdain.
No whining, though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:41:16 EDT (#)
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All bards want to be Orgasmatrons.
All Orgasmatrons want to be bards.
It's like rock stars and musicians.
Only with broomsticks in the ass, apparently.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joanie loves Chachi
Baio's nuts stick to his thighs
But she peels them off
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:55:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:53:52 (#)
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OHS NOES I WAS INSULTED BY A SHITTY ALTER OHNOOHGOSHOHNOOHJEEZOHJEEZOHMANOHDANG I'M HURT AND LIEK GAWD DATS MEAN MISSA CHACHI Y U GOT 2 BE LIEK DAT?
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Once a whiny bitch, always a whiny bitch.
You and shlongy would probably work well together.
I wonder who would hold the broom and who would spin on it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:53:52 EDT (#)
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OHS NOES I WAS INSULTED BY A SHITTY ALTER OHNOOHGOSHOHNOOHJEEZOHJEEZOHMANOHDANG I'M HURT AND LIEK GAWD DATS MEAN MISSA CHACHI Y U GOT 2 BE LIEK DAT?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:53:17 EDT (#)
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Isn't it time for you to go pop your zits?
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:49:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:32:09 (#)
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You've got a handle taken from a fag from "Happy Days"...and YOU'RE trying to give me shit?
You're out of your league, Nancyboy.
But you DID just make the list.
Enjoy your (brief) stay on Uber! I bet you end up ruling this place!
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Bitch, I wouldn't want to be in your "league."
I know your sort.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:36:05 EDT (#)
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Why don't you both just quit the foreplay and suck each other off already.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:32:09 EDT (#)
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You've got a handle taken from a fag from "Happy Days"...and YOU'RE trying to give me shit?
You're out of your league, Nancyboy.
But you DID just make the list.
Enjoy your (brief) stay on Uber! I bet you end up ruling this place!
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:30:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:22:00 (#)
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LIEK OMG A HI-KOO OS WOWSA MAN YOU IS LIEK SO DAMN KEWL
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I've read your posts and you beg for attention.
What a sad trite little bitch you are.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:22:00 EDT (#)
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LIEK OMG A HI-KOO OS WOWSA MAN YOU IS LIEK SO DAMN KEWL
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:19:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:14:19 (#)
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It wouldn't be shlongy's ass cause he'd be tied up and getting face fucked.
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I guess you would know.
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:16:15 (#)
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"Don't push your luck little man...come back ONE YEAR".
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Bitch, I would spin you around on a broomstick.
And you'd yell yahoo all the while.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:16:15 EDT (#)
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"Don't push your luck little man...come back ONE YEAR".
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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Nigga stole my bike
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:14:19 EDT (#)
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It wouldn't be shlongy's ass cause he'd be tied up and getting face fucked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:10:22 EDT (#)
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If you and I were in a room together with just a broomstick, it WOULD be up someone's ass, and that ass wouldn't be mine.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:09:11 EDT (#)
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I like the cut of your jig kid, you're hired.
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:03:50 (#)
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I don't like Orgasmoe's goddamn poems and he's probably GOOD at it
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I'm far superior to that pompous asshole.
Look at the beauty in my words.
Broooooooomstick...it just rolls off the tongue.
You're probably the type that doesn't mind a broomstick now and again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:03:50 EDT (#)
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I don't like Orgasmoe's goddamn poems and he's probably GOOD at it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:02:40 EDT (#)
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Here's mine.
LINKWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83106
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:01:58 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Orgasmatron tribute.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:01:45 EDT (#)
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Yourself, go fucketh.