Those crutches your carrying will make a good murder weapon (560 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.06 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nightshade (View user info) at 2006-04-12 06:18:15 EDT
I was on the train this morning and doing the normal routine, Im sure its pretty much a worldwide routine that everyone can relate to, no matter the country.
Look for hotties while avoiding looking at the various lifeforms that seem to frequent the train.
This one day was different though, as the train stopped and I saw a rare gem on the train, a hottie, with a seat next to her.
DING DING DING
So obviously I mentally shotgunned the seat and rushed down and sat next to her and started chatting away to her.
Well thats what would have happened if someone hadn't sat there, in the last seat....
40 Mins after standing all teh way to the city I decided what i ws going to do.
I was going to grab his crutch and as he fell sideways I assist him with a crutch to the head, and when he was lying on the ground I was going to smash it into his face spear style.
Then after he was on the ground, I was going to take out his senior citizens card of his wallet and slit his throat with it.
The End
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for +2ing my post.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's real funny because I met this really hot girl on my lunch break, chatted her up and took her back to my flat. After I was done fucking her sideways and splitting her anus all over the flat with my huge tool, I made her a cuppa afterwards and asked how her day was going.
Expecting her to say that she'd had the best day ever having her bum broken with my huge tool, what she actually said was that she met a right retard on the train this morning.
I didn't know what she was talking about.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You suck.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:25:47 (#)
Ranking: -1
I haven't read it, but I can't give a positive rating to someone who can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your".
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Again, so much potential so little effort.
I'm beginning to wonder if it's a lack of effort or a lack of talent.
Maybe you could hand off your good post ideas to someone who could develop them?
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-12 09:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is your fourth attempt to post something good.
Every attempt has failed.
Consider leaving Uber and going to www.freearcade.com
Solitaire is like, fun
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ach so.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-12 07:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i won't berate you like everyone else.
i'm a fair man and feel everyone deserves a chance
so have a +2 and try to clean your shit up a bit
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-12 07:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever thought about how when you hold your farts in, they might actually travel up your spine and get pootled out as really shitty ideas?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. So much repressed homosexuality packed into such a small post.
The closet starting to feel a bit tight? Feel like you need to break free?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, what he said
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I haven't read it, but I can't give a positive rating to someone who can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your".
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-12 06:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd have only made a fool of yourself.